Life Goes On

Life Goes On

[Editor: The following was written 10/31]

I”m shocked. Today is Halloween and I took my daily 3-mile

walk. What shocked me was that there was absolutely no toilet

paper, no soaped windows, nothing! And last night was

“mischief night”. What is this world coming to? Where are the

days of my youth with overturned outhouses, trapped skunks

deposited on doorsteps, etc.? Not that there were no haunting

images this Halloween season. A lone bagpiper solemnly

striding down a misty fairway and today, another of too many

horrific plane crashes into the waters off our northeastern coast.

At times like these there are always the inevitable comments

about how tenuous and short life can be.

The quest to prolong life has been continuous, probably since

man became cognizant of the possibility. Ponce de Leon”s

fountain of youth still eludes us but we have certainly made great

strides in that direction in the fields of sanitation and medicine.

Aside from the conquest of disease and prevention of accidental

death, there is the question as to the fundamental limit of life

expectancy. Based on a few demonstrated lives of 120 or so

years, there”s experimental proof that man can expect to achieve

that figure as a reasonable target. It has been demonstrated in the

animal and insect world that cutting down on the amount of food

consumed can lead to remarkable increases in life span.

Strangely, this knowledge has not taken hold in the public

consciousness; witness the fattening of America currently

underway. (Those who know me consider me relatively slim,

but I admit that I”ve had to discard pants that I wore only a

couple years ago!)

In the November issue of Scientific American, I found a truly

eerie article dealing not with our current life expectancy, but

rather with the ultimate fate of life in our universe and just how

long we can live in the future. Not the near future, however.

We”re talking zillions, not just a few billions of years from now.

This article especially intrigued me because it not only treats a

fascinating subject but also mentions a former colleague from my

days working at NACA on the ill-fated atomic airplane (see

earlier column). This gentlemen, and he was truly a gentleman,

was Rolf Landauer. Rolf and I both became disenchanted with

our lives at NACA at about the same time. Rolf went to IBM

and I to Bell Labs. He became a superstar in the field of

computers and information theory. Unfortunately, his life ended

within the past year.

Back to life in the future. In this discussion we”ll leave out all

the doomsday scenarios that might erase all of us from the planet

in a flash such as a meteor or comet striking earth tomorrow.

Instead, let”s consider the big picture. Until the past year or so, I

personally liked the idea that the expansion of the universe

would slow down and that there was enough mass so that gravity

would lead to a reversal of the expansion and an eventual big

crunch. This notion was appealing to me because I naively

thought that the crunch would initiate another big bang and

things would start all over again. If this process kept happening

over and over again an infinite number of times, I figured that

there might be a teensy weensy chance that, in one of the infinite

number of big bangs, I might be reconstructed myself. I wasn”t

too sure that I would recognize that I had sprung into existence

again. However, I was heartened by the fact that Warren

Beatty”s sister seemed to think that she knew who or what she

was in her earlier version! If Warren does get into the White

House, when Shirley visits him she will only be carrying on the

precedent left by Hillary chatting with Eleanor Roosevelt!

Now, I am disappointed that all the recent evidence points to

there not being enough mass in the universe to slow down the

expansion. What”s worse, the expansion actually seems to be

speeding up! The unknown force pushing things apart has

resulted in the resurrection of Einstein”s discarded “cosmological

constant”. This ploy disguises the fact that nobody seems to

have the foggiest idea what this force is. However, what

Lawrence Krauss and Glenn Starkman, the authors of the

Scientific American article, do is to accept this accelerating

expansion and carry it to its ultimate logical conclusion. For

starters, the expansion will keep accelerating, even up to and

beyond the speed of light, not a violation of Einstein”s theory in

this case. What this means is that, aside from those galaxies in

our local cluster of galaxies, everything that we see with all our

great telescopes will disappear from sight and the sky will

become virtually empty. Stars, of course, will have burned out

just as our sun should do in a few billion years.

Things will get mighty cold. Somewhere along the way, black

holes may prove to be the only source of energy and we might

have to place ourselves near them to harvest this energy

generated by the hole sucking in its own nourishment! So what

else must we do to survive? As things get colder and colder,

Krauss and Starkman suggest that we humans would have to

evolve to become lower and lower temperature creatures. At our

current body temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, we throw

off roughly 100 watts, the same as the amount of energy to

power our 100-watt light bulb. As things cooled down, our

blood and other functions would have to evolve sufficiently to

operate way below zero Fahrenheit so that we could get along on

only 25 watts or so. Hey, we”ve found life at thermal vents in the

oceans and in frozen tundra. We can do it!

Whoops. There”s still a problem. We”ve got to get rid of the heat

and this is a real problem at the low temperatures. Heat can only

flow normally from a hot place to a cold place. And we”re

already pretty cold! So, what do we do? Well, it takes a lot of

energy to think and act upon our thoughts; so let”s not think and

act so much. We have to dumb ourselves down! This doesn”t

sound very promising but a fellow named Dyson has proposed an

alternative. We learn how to hibernate, use fewer watts and we

don”t have to get rid of as much heat. We could operate at even

colder temperatures just by waking up occasionally, have a few

thoughts and go back to sleep. This doesn”t really sound like too

exciting an existence but there is a payback. We could live

forever by sleeping more and more and thinking less and less

frequently! Furthermore, since we could live forever we could

have a huge total number of thoughts. We”d just live at a slower

pace (much slower!).

But wait. We”ve forgotten that we have to set alarm clocks to

wake us up. And those clocks take energy, which we”ve seen is

in short supply. Not only that, but it seems that Heisenberg”s

uncertainty principle enters in somehow. Because old

Heisenberg loused us up by saying you can”t measure the speed

and position of something to better than some limit, we”ve

reached that limit. We”d have to evolve some kind of internal

alarm clock that is more reliable than our tendency these days to

awaken before the alarm goes off. But, surely, we can do it!

And one more little item. The act of thinking can be likened to a

computational process. It takes energy to compute, or so it was

believed until the late Rolf came up with the idea that certain

quantum effects could be harnessed to perform computations

without expending any energy. I”m sure my feeble thoughts

these days don”t take much energy and I can imagine we could

develop that ability over a zillion years or so. But, I should have

known, there”s a catch. To accomplish this “lossless” computing

(thinking) you must never discard any information. That is you

can”t forget anything! This doesn”t sound too bad at first glance.

I”ve already had lots of practice forgetting things. However, as

the material and energy available becomes less and less and

things got colder and colder, in order to have a new thought,

you”d have to forget something. Without going into detail, the

authors conclude that with only a limited amount of information

available, we would be doomed to living for eternity having the

same thoughts over and over again, i.e., reliving the past

repeatedly.

Certainly life would then cease to be worth living with nothing to

look forward to but the past, so to speak. One possible way out

would be to make use of “wormholes”, quantum mechanical

“tunnels” to other universes, if they exist. The possibility is that

we could send instructions through the wormholes to have

ourselves be reassembled in the other universe, hoping it to be

someplace we”d find to our liking! Somehow, I think we”d better

get cracking on this idea pretty darn soon. If we wait until things

get desperate, we won”t have enough thoughts available to us to

add 2 and 2, let alone figure out the quantum mechanics of

wormholes!

The authors conclude with the sentence, “Perhaps being

cognizant of our fascinating universe and our destiny within it is

a greater gift than being able to inhabit it forever.” I”ll say

“Amen” to that!

Krauss and Starkman are both on the faculty of Case Western

Reserve University in Cleveland. As a former resident of

Cleveland while at NACA, I have to conclude by saying that I

really pity those two. The biographical information for the

article states that they”re both frustrated optimists and have been

unsuccessful in their search for ways for life to persist forever.

But what”s really sad is their unrealistic hope that the Cleveland

Indians will win the World Series in the time remaining.

Do you suppose the toilet paper supply in our area was exhausted

in the “ticker tape” parade for the Yankees?

Allen F. Bortrum

[Editor: Dr. Bortrum wonders about the toilet paper supply. I

can assure him that everyone is hoarding it in case of Y2K

supply disruptions. I am.]