For the week, 4/23-4/27

For the week, 4/23-4/27

[Posted from Paris, Friday PM]

Call me Mehmet.

So about an hour before touchdown in Istanbul, I thought it was

probably a good idea to learn a word or two of the language. As

I do in every country I visit, the first one I look up is for beer. In

Turkish, beer is “bira.” And having read some guidebooks, I

also knew that the local brew is Efes. Now I was set.

The arrival in Istanbul was the smoothest I have experienced,

anywhere. True, they clipped Americans for a $45 visa fee, but

even that was handled super efficiently, the bags were on the

carousel immediately, customs was non-existent, and the whole

process must have been 15 minutes, from landing to the taxi. I

was loving Turkey already.

Hopping in the cab, I quickly realized my driver spoke zero

English, but I thought I would attempt to converse anyway.

“Efes good bira?” I said, pretending to gulp one down.

“Efes? Bira?” he replied.

“Yes, is it good?” I said, now giving thumbs up or down,

Gladiator style.

“Efes?” he said, without acknowledging the hand signals.

Well, we were at a loggerhead, so I just smiled and he drove on.

Soon, though, it was apparent we weren”t heading into the city,

as Mr. Taxi Driver took an early exit into a little town. I knew

immediately my mistake. He was going to find me an Efes. It

was 10:00, Sunday morning. Well, he pulled over to a store and

a minute later produced a large can of it. I thanked him and we

proceeded on to the hotel.

And that little episode, folks, was about the worst thing (if you

can call it that) to happen to me in my five days in Istanbul.

Sure, it was a little surprising to awake Monday morning, turn on

CNN and see a report from my city concerning some Chechens

taking over a hotel that was two blocks away, but truthfully, all I

thought was, “Huh.” That stuff can happen anywhere. But I was

a bit concerned that my parents, who were also traveling, had no

idea what hotel I was at, wondered why the heck I was going to

Turkey in the first place, would see the report and not have a

great time themselves until the situation was rectified. Alas,

twelve hours later the deal was over. But prior to the conclusion,

for a split second I thought, “Gee, if I go over to the hotel and

volunteer to become a hostage, it would be good for site traffic!”

Then I realized, hey, I have my Bosphorus cruise in just an hour!

I”ll have much more on Turkey later. For the archives, let”s now

review the other major events around the world, as best as I

could keep up.

China

President Bush did what many of us wanted him to do, stand up

to the Communists. If you haven”t followed the potential

weapons sale to Taiwan up to this point, just know that while

some conservatives have railed that we should sell Taipei our

new Aegis anti-missile system, understand that this wouldn”t be

available to them until about 2010. By then, China could have

attacked the island about six times, treating Taiwan as its own

Vieques.

So instead, Bush and his advisors (who importantly reached a

consensus on this crucial issue) authorized the sale of what are

called Kidd-class destroyers, which can be operational for the

Taiwanese between 2003 and 2005. We also agreed to supply

them with submarines and anti-sub airplanes, as well as some spy

aircraft. The only problem regarding this whole arsenal is the

fact that the U.S. doesn”t manufacture diesel-powered

submarines anymore, only Germany and the Netherlands

currently do, and neither one of them wants to step up and do it.

[Actually, in this regard the Bush Administration didn”t

communicate very well with our allies.]

Well, as anticipated previously in this space, Beijing was none

too pleased, and even more so when Bush, in a series of

television and print interviews commemorating his first hundred

days in office, made it clear that there was a subtle change in

American policy when it comes to the China – Taiwan

relationship. Bush said that the U.S. had an obligation to defend

Taiwan, and that no longer would there be any ambiguity on this

issue. Specifically, he said the “(U.S.) would do whatever it took

to help Taiwan defend itself.”

This is a rather complicated issue, going back to the development

of our policy towards Taiwan, as formulated by Presidents

Nixon, Ford, and Carter in the 1970s; culminating in the Taiwan

Relations Act. In essence the U.S. recognized that there was one

China, but until the Taiwanese people were ready to unite with

the Mainland, in one form or another, the U.S. would provide

weapons to Taiwan, explicitly for the purposes of defending

herself, and not to be used in any offensive manner.

For its part, China has more or less put up with this policy.

They, too, recognized that the world was not about to let them

take Taiwan by force (plus, importantly, they haven”t been close

to having that capability until recently). But in the past 18

months, things have changed. Taiwan has a new leader, elected

in the most democratic forum yet since the formation of the

island government after World War II, and the ensuing Chinese

civil war that brought Mao to power. And by selling Taiwan this

new set of weapons, Beijing is worried that the pro-independence

movement, which gave Taiwan”s leader, Chen, his electoral

margin of victory, will be emboldened to seek an official break

from Beijing.

So it should come as no surprise that Beijing”s leadership this

week uttered statements like “This (move) will have a grave

impact (on U.S. – China relations), and it will bring devastating

damage.” President Jiang Zemin added, “We will never make

concessions in dealing with issues which involve national

sovereignty, territorial integrity and national dignity.”

To sum it up, President Bush has just taken the very important

step of telling the American people that there may come a point

in time when our nation will have to make some sacrifices to

defend Taiwan. Maybe it”s two years, four, or ten, but sometime

in the future, American lives could be lost over in this part of the

world. Better we begin to think about it now, than to wake up

one morning and be surprised by what greets us on the airwaves.

And I still haven”t read one article or op-ed piece which

addresses why Taiwan truly matters. But you all know what I”m

talking about.

It”s the economy, stupid. Democratic principles matter, too. But

Taiwan manufactures 16% of the world”s supply of computer

chips, and, depending on how you define it, about 50% of U.S.

production originates over there as well. The die has been cast,

and obviously your editor will have far more to write about on

this topic over the coming weeks and months.

More International Affairs

Japan: Junichiro Koizumi is the new prime minister. While he is

being painted as a radical reformer, he isn”t. However, the

change is refreshing and he certainly sent a message in selecting

his cabinet, one that contains five women, including Japan”s first

female foreign minister. It is unlikely that Koizumi will apply

the needed shock therapy to the economy, but we should all hope

he can somehow make a difference.

Middle East: The leading Arab terrorist figures gathered in

Tehran this week for a conference on how to exterminate the

nation of Israel. Yes, the leaders of Hezbollah, Hamas, Islamic

Jihad…all were there. And 30 Arab nations sent leading

parliamentary figures as well, giving the whole occasion a sense

of legitimacy. Now I just have to note what must be on every

good person”s mind. What the heck are our “smart bombs” for,

anyway?

[Actually, I arrived in Paris Friday afternoon and my plane from

Istanbul was met by policemen who whisked away two Arab

figures. A bit disconcerting.]

Iran”s Ayatollah Khamenei said that “combat” was the only way

to deal with Israel. And some get mad when Israel fights back

against the Palestinians? True, there are times when Israel takes

a provocative action that I would question (such as the building

of new settlements in disputed territories), but, at the end of the

day, no wonder they are more worried about the nation”s

existence than ever before.

India / Bangladesh: It turns out that 8 of the 16 Indian soldiers

who were killed recently by the Bangladeshi military were

tortured and murdered. India has shown amazing restraint in

reaching the conclusion that it was the act of a rogue unit, and

not sanctioned by the Government of Bangladesh.

Pakistan: Hundreds of opposition figures were rounded up in the

dead of night this week. And remember, those Islamic terrorists

in Tehran would love to get their hands on one of this nation”s

nukes.

Ukraine: Oops. Not so fast, Mr. Editor. Last week I said that

President Kuchma”s days were numbered. This week, his largely

handpicked parliament ousted the reformist prime minister. The

reformer has vowed to unite the nation”s opposition. Ukraine

still has a few nukes of their own, let alone the world”s deadliest

nuclear power plants.

Russia: Unfortunately, the little Chechen incident in Istanbul hurt

Turkish – Russian relations. Many Turks see the Chechens as

blood relatives (remember, the Caucusus is right on the border).

At the same time, the Turks are miffed that the Chechens

continue to pick Turkey as a place to fight their battles with

Russia, and Russia is upset that the Turks don”t do more to

prevent the Chechens from feeling free to operate against

Russian interests in the country.

France: Non. Non. Say it ain”t so? [I don”t have my French

dictionary with me.] President Jacques Chirac will not be

prosecuted for graft, dating back to his days as Mayor of Paris,

but, the prosecutor said that doesn”t preclude parliament from

calling him to explain his actions. I just saw a fellow on

television say that this could be “France”s Watergate!” Oui oui!

And, on a different note, when you arrive in Paris, the first thing

you do is ask your cabby, “What strikes are on today, monsieur?”

My Vietnamese driver, who spoke good English, just smiled and

said, “They don”t like to work, do they?” Then he asked me,

“Do you?” “I think so,” I replied.

Oh, and by the way, a survey of the “Top Ten Most Competitive

Nations” was released this week and the U.S. was #1, followed

by Singapore at #2. France, no surprise, was not on the list.

Germany: Since I”ve mentioned the coming population /

immigration problem throughout much of the developed world

(particularly Europe) countless times before, I noted with interest

something from a Reuters story addressing the issue.

“Faced with predictions that Germany”s population could decline

by a quarter from its current 82 million over the next 50 years,

the country”s main parties have shifted away from their

traditional view that Germany is not open to immigration.”

I guess they now get it. But the workers are very upset at this

potential shift in government policy.

Northern Ireland: So much for peace. Evidently, the North is

worse off than they have been in the past three years, and the real

problem is that a “mafia-like virus” is spreading across the

country. The paramilitaries, while holding down the level of

political violence between Catholics and Protestants, have taken

to drug trafficking, insurance fraud (setting fires), and all manner

of other crimes. It is getting increasingly difficult to do business

there.

Philippines: Former President Estrada was led away in handcuffs

for allegedly siphoning $80 million from the nation”s treasury

and directing it to his mistresses, as well as indulging his

gambling habit. He is now eligible for the death penalty.

Wall Street

You”ll have to excuse the fact that I haven”t kept up in any great

detail with the goings on in the U.S. financial markets. I will list

the final weekly returns by Monday morning, and may add a

brief comment or two at that time.

What was obvious, even from Istanbul, is that the volatility

continued, as the tug-of-war between those who see withering

earnings as being a market depressant, fought it out with those

who eventually see the Federal Reserve”s concerted campaign to

reduce interest rates as having a positive impact on the overall

economy by the second half of the year.

But the most important story is the developing one concerning

the refusal of the European Central Bank to do the right thing

and lower interest rates. They are the only holdouts, in what has

been an otherwise global effort among the developed nations to

combat the slowdown.

ECB President Wim (there”s your problem) Duisenberg

continues to say that Europe will suffer only “limited” damage

from the U.S.”s economic problems, yet evidence to the contrary

keeps mounting, such as major layoff announcements from the

continent”s leading players, like German electronics giant

Siemens, as well as the closing of a Motorola plant in Glasgow

(despite the personal pleadings of Tony Blair). And this week,

the IMF issued a rare policy rebuke in urging the ECB to get on

board the lower rate train. The world economy, said the IMF”s

managing director, “is certainly in a quite critical phase,” and

they have slashed their own estimate for global growth in 2001

from 4.7% to 3%. The IMF added, “Worldwide, there is a self-

reinforcing downside element.”

Regarding the U.S., specifically, the IMF now calls for growth of

just 1.5%, vs. 2.4% in the Euro-zone. But the ECB is holding

steadfast, saying the inflation battle is far more important. This

could get ugly. It already is for the workers.

Yet I just saw where U.S. GDP for the 1st quarter came in at 2

percent! Great news for those of us who refused to buckle under

the official recession fears earlier in the year. And the housing

sector continues to exhibit amazing strength, even while

consumer confidence slid some more. But let”s switch to a dose

or two of “Street Bytes,” shall we? [My room service meal is

about to arrive. I”m in the mood for food.]

Street Bytes

–Tough go of it for bonds on Friday as the strong GDP number

will make it tougher for the Fed to reduce interest rates much

further. More next week.

U.S. Treasury Yields

1-yr. 3.87% 2-yr. 4.26% 10-yr. 5.32% 30-yr. 5.80%

–Telecom: The news could not have been worse as Japanese

telephone giant NTT DoCoMo announced it would postpone the

introduction of the 3rd generation (3G) cell phone network from

May to at least October. Obviously, this slows the introduction

of 3G telephones worldwide, particularly hurtful to those

European outfits that have shelled out $120 billion just for the

licenses alone. Are we happy?

Commented the Herald Tribune, “Just another high-tech

marketing campaign that promised more than it could deliver.”

But I want to know when my flight is delayed, darnit! Actually,

on the streets of Istanbul they were selling mini-satellite dishes,

like you see “hot” cell phones being displayed on New York

street corners. The way I read it, there is some real cheap

technology out there that will quickly put to shame these multi-

billion dollar networks. Ask me if I”d buy a telecom bond right

about now?

–S&P 500 profits are now expected to decline over 9% for the

full year. Back in January, market strategists were calling for a

gain in excess of 5%. [Abby Cohen saw growth of 7%! Just

another reason why Ms. Cohen is now officially irrelevant.] J.P.

Morgan Chase”s Doug Cliggott, about the best strategist there is

these days, is calling for S&P earnings to fall 11%.

–The layoffs continue to mount, with JDS Uniphase announcing

it was giving a whopping 20% of its workforce the opportunity to

drink beer in Istanbul. The only problem is that the workers may

not see it that way. Separately, Morgan Stanley Dean Witter

confirmed previous reports that it was reducing its staff by 1,500,

unfortunately, a harbinger of things to come on the Street.

–But Exxon Mobil reported another quarter of stupendous

earnings, taking in some $5 billion for the first three months of

the year. That”s twice what Cisco recently wrote off in

inventory. Old vs. New. I think Old is winning.

–And there”s more from Cisco. A former executive was arrested

for embezzling $10 million in stock of an Internet security

company.

–Sun Micro announced it was forcing all employees to take a

week off in July in an effort to cut costs. The Francification of

Sun! [Yes, I just made up that word. You are welcome to use it

yourself, however.]

–Remember a few weeks ago when I questioned the veracity of

Oracle”s claim that it had saved $1 billion from using its own

software? Well, this week primo-dirtball Larry Ellison confessed

that the savings were closer to $500 million. He blamed the

economy. Clearly, Ellison graduated summa cum laude from the

Bill Clinton School of Lying.

–The dimming global outlook clearly discourages investment in

emerging markets, which is another reason to stay away from

them. [Unless it”s Turkey! And regarding its own debt crisis,

Argentina is hanging in there.]

–Energy: Prices took off again, mainly due to refinery problems.

Like, man, we don”t have enough capacity. Blame Bill Clinton.

He was chasing skirts while claiming he “was doing the people”s

business.”

Foot-and-Mouth / Mad Cow

I saw an anti-globalization poster, which said, “McDonalds Kills

Cows;” and very well, thank you.

Actually, here Britain was saying that foot-and-mouth was under

control when suddenly this week the big story concerned the

spread to humans. Now before you all go foaming at the mouth,

yourselves, it is important to note that contracting the human

form only leads to “flu-like” symptoms…that and the necessity

to be shorn after three months. But listen to the official

government explanation for why one man may have contracted

the disease. [It”s pretty graphic…but they wanted it released to

prove how difficult it was to get F and M.]

“The man was moving the carcass, it exploded and the fluid went

into his mouth.”

Since that report, however, at least five more may have come

down with it. And having watched a ton of British reports this

past week, also consider the controversy that is spilling over

concerning the burning of the carcasses. Just recently I wrote of

the pending EPA report concerning the disposal of animals in the

U.S. and the spread of dioxin. Well, guess what? The animals

being burned in Britain may be spreading it as well! Couple this

with a report from an international travel group that says Britain

is the worst place to go (issued before the animal contagion) and

you have a pretty bleak scenario for their tourism industry.

[Have you been to Britain lately? The average hotel room sucks.

Pack your shoehorn.]

Meanwhile, on the mad cow front, I arrive in Paris to the report

that a 3rd person has just died from the disease here. [In Britain,

the death toll is 90.]

Random Musings…It”s all about Turkey

[Before I continue, seriously, I am now a huge fan, but I also am

well aware of the history, i.e., if you are Armenian or Greek, you

may have a different viewpoint. Understood. Greeks should

know, however, that the Turks I spoke with were excited about

the prospects for continuing improvement in relations between

the two.]

Granted, I was just in Istanbul for five nights, but, geezuz, I

loved the place. What follows may be more than a bit rambling,

but it”s random musings, after all, and I have a lot to say.

Regular readers should not be surprised that I went here. On

more than one occasion I have written of the importance of

Turkey, as an ally and as a beacon of hope in the Arab world.

But it”s really the geography that makes them critical to world

peace. After all, Turkey borders Syria, Iran and Iraq.

And it”s important to note the following. Turkey is a Muslim

nation (98% of the population), though I learned that only about

40% practice the faith. Thanks to the founder of the modern

state, Kemal Mustafa (Ataturk), Turkey is nonetheless a secular

society.

I had a certain preconception of what Istanbul would be like.

The city has 12 million people after all, and I expected it to be

polluted and a bit dirty. Wow, was I wrong. While I”m told that

July and August can be pretty unbearable (as is New York and

much of the U.S. for that matter), the weather was delightful, the

sky was blue, the water clear, and the streets were cleaner than

any major U.S. city I have been to over the past few years.

That”s for starters.

I also expected to be harassed quite frequently. That wasn”t the

case. Sure, in the bazaars I was, just like any tourist, and that”s

the merchants” job, anyway. [The Grand Bazaar has 3,000

shops!] But, in all honesty, I thought the people were

tremendous, and they have a great sense of humor, which one

learns even from just simple observation. I truly feel as if I made

some new friends there.

And the food? Well, I knew going in that I was in for a treat. I

had been reading up and I was never more excited for dessert!

Oh, baby, you gotta love it! Man, if you have a sweet tooth, go.

And the prices, thanks to Turkey”s plummeting currency, were

unbelievable. Yes, the hotels are still expensive…slightly below

major U.S. city prices for room and meals. But I had some of the

most spectacular dinners of my life away from the hotel, 4 and 5-

course affairs (with 4 beers…I”m allowed), for a total of $10-

$17! Again, including drinks!

But before I get into more serious topics, some other quick

observations.

–What did I buy to bring back? Only Iranian saffron (supposed

to be the best) and Turkish Apple Tea (out of this world).

–I took over 20 cab rides, because they were so incredibly cheap

and convenient. [And the traffic is not bad at all, amazing for a

city that large.] 5 or so of the drivers spoke good English, and it

was fun conversing with them. So one goes, “Who is your

favorite American president?” “Reagan.” “I like Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton is a sexy man.” “But he was a liar,” I said. “Yes,

but all of our politicians are liars. Why should yours be any

different?” Then he goes, “Is that Monica stuff real?” I kid you

not. The cabbie in Istanbul knew all about Monica. This is what

he knows about America. Thank you, Bill.

–The women…of Turkey: So here”s the deal. Turkish women

are beautiful. But you won”t see any mini-skirts or revealing

outfits. That doesn”t mean they are all covered up. I”d say less

than 1% of those I saw were. I better leave it at that. I want to

be able to go back, know what I”m sayin”!

–Back to Clinton, I have been to so many museums in my life

that I really don”t need to see another 3rd century pot, or an

example of 18th century porcelain. But at Topkapi Palace there

were some pretty awesome displays of the latter. And my

immediate thought was, “See, hundreds of years from now, our

own collection will be missing that which Bill and Hillary took!”

–Turkey has a wickedly free press. Man, they are vicious, and

their corrupt leaders deserve the shelling.

Back to dessert. Turkish delights, they call them. Homer

Simpson would never leave. And one tale I”ll always cherish. I

was walking across the Galata Bridge, where all the men go to

drop their fishing lines into the Golden Horn (all of the fish is out

of this world), when I walked past this vendor selling some cake.

After about twenty paces, I thought, “Gosh, that looked

awesome,” and walked back to the man. To say he was not well

off would be an understatement. I ordered it, lemon cake,

drenched in honey. A big slab…for 20 cents!!! 20 cents! And I

was handing him the equivalent of $4, at which point he could

have ripped me off, but he was an honorable man. As I stood on

the bridge, munching the cake from heaven, I thought, “Life is

good.” Now if we could only find a way to make it good for all

of Turkey.

For you see, Turkey has major problems, but, as I left on Friday,

there were two developments that could have very positive

ramifications. First, the IMF has approved a $10 billion package

to help it out of its latest economic crisis, and, second, the

energy minister, wrapped up in a huge corruption scandal,

resigned, when he had earlier threatened to fight the charges.

Turkey is one of those countries where corruption rules the day.

Its political leadership over the past few decades has generally

been awful. But at the same time, I have been frustrated by the

West”s seeming lack of regard for a nation that can do us all a

ton of good. They want to be part of us, not the Muslim world.

They want to be members of the European Union (but it”s the

politics that has held them back in this regard) and Turkey is

already a longstanding member of NATO.

And regarding this last bit, what they do have going for them is a

powerful military; one for which we should be very thankful.

You can be sure ally Israel is. After all, it”s because Syria has to

post a large portion of its own military force on the border with

Turkey that Israel can breathe a little easier concerning the

Syrian threat. And while the army establishment has brought

down (directly or indirectly) four governments since 1960, my

knowledge of them is that they fully understand the new world

order. They are the one institution respected by the whole

nation. They also stand between a modern European society, and

one ripped apart by Islamic Fundamentalism. [The

Fundamentalists make up about 8% of the population, and the

army keeps very close tabs on them.]

What was particularly sad about the little Chechen terrorist

episode this week at Swissotel, is that it could discourage tourists

from coming. I”m here to tell you, go. As I write this I just

heard on CNN that the Turkish stock market was up 13% today

(Friday) because of the IMF plan and a seeming solution to one

of their political sticking points. This is a nation with immense

potential.

And it”s a proud country. I”ll leave you with another moment I

won”t soon forget. The military museum is not high on the

guidebook list, but it was just a few blocks walk from my hotel

so I checked it out. I also heard that each day there is a little

concert from the army band. The museum itself ended up being

one of the best I”ve ever been to. Forget the military theme, this

place had an absolutely fascinating display of weapons from the

15th century.

And there was another great exhibit of gifts that foreign heads of

state have given to Turkey”s leaders. Just as you would expect,

the Arab nations gave incredible swords or daggers. Then, in the

last 20 years or so, leaders like those from Pakistan would offer

gold-plated submachine guns! While the U.S., on the other hand,

gave pictures of Turkey, as taken from the space shuttle, or, in

the case of our Defense Department, a simple plate. Those gifts

spoke volumes about the respective societies.

So after leaving the exhibit area, you proceed to this large indoor

amphitheater. The museum is connected to the war college, so I

was sitting there with a few soldiers and about 500 school kids

who appeared to be about 10 years of age. You are shown a 20-

minute film of the role of the band in Turkish Army history.

At the end of the presentation, this giant wall (where the screen

was), rolls back, revealing the spectacular outer courtyard. And

then in the distance, you hear the band. It slowly approaches the

stage; with this awesome sound that gave me goose bumps. So

from the outside they walk into the theatre, with the children

roaring their approval. And me too! The band gave a patriotic

concert and then marched back out. I was blown away.

Yes, you had to be there, but as I left my seat, a few of the bolder

kids said “Hello,” to test my response. “Merhaba,” I smiled

back. The look on their faces was priceless. I also shook hands

with some of the soldiers, good-looking, proud men. And as I

walked home I kept having the same thought. This is no

“vaunted Iraqi Republican Guard” outfit. The West should give

the Turkish Army $50 billion and say, “Go get the Syrians,

Iraqis, and the Iranians, and crush the Fundamentalist elements.”

Granted, they”re not likely to want to do that, but I guarantee the

world would be better off. Long Live Turkey!!

Gold closed at $264

Oil, $28.27

Returns for the week, 4/23-4/27

Dow Jones +2.2%….[10810]

S&P 500 +0.8%

S&P MidCap +2.7%

Russell 2000 +3.7%

Nasdaq -4.1%….[2075]

Returns for the period, 1/1/01-4/27/01

Dow Jones +0.2%

S&P 500 -5.1%

S&P MidCap -1.9%

Russell 2000 +0.1%

Nasdaq -16.0%

Bulls 43.9%

Bears 41.8% [Source: Investors Intelligence]

Yardiminiz iain tesekkur ederim! [Thank you for your support.]

Brian Trumbore