One-Hit Wonders, Continued

One-Hit Wonders, Continued

Baseball Quiz: What Hall of Fame pitcher led the league in

strikeouts the most times? Answer below.

Johnny Mac”s Baseball Musings

A recent Sports Illustrated article on the great Josh Gibson got

me to thinking about the whole concept of the segregated

leagues. Looking back, it seems almost inconceivable that it

took some 80 years from the Emancipation Proclamation to

Jackie Robinson. I”m no Pollyanna and I don”t think sports can

cure any of society”s ills, but at its core sports is supposed to be

fair. You bring your best, I”ll bring my best and may the best

man or woman or team win.

No nonsense…no extra points for a hard upbringing…no “close

enough” to build self-esteem…just pure Darwinism at its best.

You outscore me, by one run or twenty, you win. You beat me

by one game or twenty, you win. Those are the rules, everyone

knows them, let”s play ball. The exclusion of black players was,

to me, antithetical to that concept. Forget the societal

implications, the class and ethnic struggles that define too many

situations.I”m talking strictly as a die-hard fan.

I want to know, not guess, how Gibson would have hit Grove or

Feller with the pennant on the line.how Foxx or DiMaggio

would have fared against Paige…how many bases Cool Papa

Bell would have stolen against Dickey or Cochrane. But we will

never know, and we are poorer for it.

Let us not forget the preeminent position baseball occupied at the

time. Pro football was a joke, routinely outdrawn (exponentially)

by college games, pro basketball consisted of exhibitions and

barnstorming for the most part and hockey was, well, hockey.

Baseball was it…the American game.Japanese soldiers didn”t

yell “screw Jack Dempsey” or “screw Red Grange” as they

charged into battle.they screamed “screw Babe Ruth” (feel free

to substitute your own epithet for “screw”…after all, the

Japanese soldiers did).

Therefore, baseball had a unique responsibility and they failed

miserably. In the thirties, you could argue that the two most

representative American athletes were Joe Louis and Jesse

Owens.so it”s not like baseball didn”t see the importance and

acceptance (relatively speaking) of black athletes.they just

chose the status quo over fairness.

[Please don”t think we are unfamiliar with the travails of Messrs.

Owens and Louis after their day in the sun…we”re just

commenting on the general acceptance they had as sportsmen,

due in no small part to their defeats of German athletes.]

Unfortunately for baseball, the man once looked upon as its

savior was perhaps more responsible for prolonging the

segregation than anyone, Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis, who

most fans recollect as the first commissioner and the man who

banned the “Black Sox.” Baseball was at the crossroads in the

wake of the 1919 scandal and Judge Landis was given near

unlimited power to rule the sport. As in any situation resembling

this, the cure is sometimes worse than the disease. Giving credit

where it is due, Landis most certainly took a hard line against

gambling and cleaned house when and where it was needed.

Nothing can ruin a sport faster than the hint that the outcome is

fixed.

That being said, the Judge certainly held views on race relations

that could kindly be called unenlightened. As the S.I. article

reported, he believed there was white baseball and there was

black baseball and never the ”twain shall meet. His dictatorial

rule over baseball lasted far longer than necessary and greatly

hindered the attempts of right thinking people to integrate the

sport. By right thinking I don”t mean socially conscious.but

right thinking again in baseball terms. Many managers and

executives realized the talent available in the Negro Leagues and

drooled over a line-up card that would include a Gibson or Paige.

Owners, though, sought the path of least resistance and the status

quo continued until 1947. (I”m sure you all know the

details.covered in a previous Bar Chat). It doesn”t seem

coincidental that Landis died just a few years earlier.

So, in the collective memory we find some easily recognizable

names.Rickey, Robinson, Doby, the aforementioned Gibson,

Paige and Bell.even Dixie Walker and Pee Wee Reese played

their respective roles (villain and hero, if you allow a

generalization). There is one man, however, who blazed an

amazing path in all of this, but draws blank stares today when his

name is mentioned.Rube Foster. On Friday, his story.

One-Hit Wonders, Continued

Artists whose only Billboard Top 40 song was also a Top 10 hit.

[Only for the period 1961-1975. Chart debut and peak position

are also listed.]

Every Mothers” Son – “Come On Down To My Boat” 5/67 #6

The Exciters – “Tell Him” 12/62 #4

First Class – “Beach Baby” 8/74 #4

The Five Stairsteps – “O-o-h Child” 6/70 #8.great tune.

The Floaters – “Float On” 7/77 #2…broke my rule for era…

Love this one.

The Flying Machine – “Smile A Little Smile For Me” 10/69 #5

Focus – “Hocus Pocus” 4/73 #9

Inez Foxx – “Mockingbird” 8/63 #7

John Fred / His Playboy Band – “Judy In Disguise” 12/67 #1

Free – “All Right Now” 9/70 #4

The Free Movement – “I”ve Found Someone Of My Own” 9/71

#5

Friend and Lover – “Reach Out Of The Darkness” 6/68 #10

”I”m feelin” so groovy now”

Gale Garnett – “We”ll Sing In The Sunshine” 9/64 #4

The Gentrys – “Keep On Dancing” 9/65 #4

Norman Greenbaum – “Spirit In The Sky” 3/70 #3

Lorne Greene – “Ringo” 11/64 #1.yes, that Lorne Greene.

Greene was born in Ottawa, Canada, where he became a radio

broadcaster for CBC before getting his gig on Bonanza. Do

you realize it”s been 13 years since he died?

Roger Clemens…Dirtball

The more your editor thinks about Clemens throwing at Mike

Piazza”s head on Saturday night, the more I get pissed. So I was

delighted to see a piece on Monday by one of America”s great

sportswriters, Jerry Izenberg of the Star-Ledger newspaper.

Now you have to understand that Piazza was 7-for-12 with 3

homers against Clemens. Clemens had every reason to pitch him

inside. Fine. But then he went for his head and no, folks, the

pitch didn”t just get away. Anyway, here”s Izenberg, in part:

“It”s an argument older than the spitball, older than Ebbets Field,

older than Honus Wagner”s glove. Who owns the edge of home

plate? Who gets the six inches that Early Wynn used to say was

his office ”and nobody steps into my office unless I invite them

in.””

“But when Early Wynn sent them diving into the dirt, he knew

that he was going to have to come to bat. He knew that in such

moments of truth, retribution was waiting for him just 60 feet, six

inches away…There was no designated hitter to hide behind.”

What gets all of us who watched the sickening scene is that once

Piazza was down on the ground, Clemens just stood there. He

never made a move to home plate to check on a fellow player.

Pitchers do that all the time. This wasn”t a moment to be proud.

If he gave a damn, and it was the “mistake” Clemens purported it

to be, he”d have checked on the guy”s health. But not Roger.

You see, Roger doesn”t have to bat.

Roger Clemens, you are now in the running for Dirtball of the

Year. Nice company too.Robert Mugabe, for starters.

*Actually.what”s tough about this whole situation is that the

Yankees, as a team, are likeable. It”s hard to root against the

likes of Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams. But Roger”s not a

Yankee.

Baccarat Sting

Now you probably have to have been to Vegas or Atlantic City

to appreciate this but in Tuesday”s Star-Ledger, Patrick Jenkins

had a story on a Baccarat scam at The Claridge casino.

After a three-month investigation, 12 people were nabbed last

Thursday. It went something like this.

Two men were at a Baccarat table where Tam Nhut Ho was

dealing. I”ll let Jenkins tell it from here.

“(The two) began making low level bets and recording the cards

that were played, a common practice in baccarat.

“When it came time to shuffle the cards, the two left the table.

“Ho ostensibly prepared a new shoe but performed a false

shuffle, leaving the cards in the same order they had just been

played.

“Nine new players – but part of the team and armed with the

record of the cards played – began playing at Ho”s table.

Knowing the order the cards would come up, they bet heavily, as

much as $3,000 a hand. During the two hours they played, they

won $100,000.”

Then the detectives moved in. The 12 were arrested and

remanded to Atlantic County Jail…in a moment, the results of

the trial.

By the way, the suspects names are Hoang Phuong Ngoc, Hung

Vu Do, Hung Nam Tran, Tran Nam Hung, Nam Hung Tran,

Hung Tran Nam, Nam Tran Hung…sorry. The first three were

accurate.

Or as the baccarat dealer asked Peter Sellers in ”Casino

Royale,” “Carte?…No carte.”

Top 3 songs for the week of 7/13/63: #1 “Easier Said Than

Done” (The Essex) #2 “Surf City” (Jan & Dean) #3 “Tie Me

Kangaroo Down, Sport” (Rolf Harris…all together now.)

All-Star Break Tidbits

Some of us are so sick of another ”Year of the Hitter.” The runs

just keep piling up. [That”s part of the reason why the 4-game

Mets / Yankees series was such a joy to watch. Good old-

fashioned baseball. 2-1, 4-2, 4-2, 2-0.]

In 1999, 8 A.L. teams had team ERAs of under 5.00. This year

there are 7. In the N.L., in 1999 there were 4 teams who finished

the season with ERAs under 4.00. This year there are none.

In 1999, 4 teams in the A.L. had team batting averages below

.265. This year there are none at the break. Last year in the

N.L., 3 teams hit 200 homers. This year there could be 9!!

Quiz Answer: Walter Johnson, 12 times. Nolan Ryan did it 11

(9 A.L., 2 N.L.). Lefty Grove, Bob Feller and Dazzy Vance, 7.

Next Bar Chat, Friday.