Hauser and Bauman

Hauser and Bauman

San Diego Chargers Quiz: [Every fan base gets a chance, folks.]

1) Most rushing yards, career? [This is as hard as they come]

2) Most pass receptions, career? 3) Most TDs, career?

4)How many seasons did Don Coryell lead the Chargers to the

playoffs? Answers below.

Two Ordinary Joe”s

Joe Hauser and Joe Bauman, among the greatest home run hitters

in baseball history, albeit in the minor leagues. They are two of

the 9 players in minor league history to have hit 60 or more home

runs in a single season.

Hauser was born in Milwaukee, 1899. At an early age, the

Philadelphia Athletics Connie Mack took a liking to “Unser

Choe” (German for “Our Joe”) as he was affectionately known,

and by 1922 he was in the big leagues. For the period 1922-

1924, he hit between .288 and .323 with 52 homers. In 1924, his

115 RBIs were second in the league to Babe Ruth. That same

season, on Aug. 2nd, Hauser clubbed 3 homers and had double,

the A.L. record for total bases at the time.

But then in 1925, just before the regular season was to begin,

Hauser broke his kneecap simply running during an exhibition

game. Picture that sports medicine wasn”t quite like what it is

today. The doctor just put some wires in his knee to hold the

kneecap in place.

Well, Joe sat out the ”25 season and when he came back he was

but a shell of his former self. It didn”t help that the wires holding

his kneecap in place also broke, but the doctors left them in there.

In 1930, Joe signed to play with Baltimore of the International

League and that”s where his legend grew. Hauser smashed 63

homers that year and drove in 175 runs. Three years later, with

Minneapolis of the American Association, he hit 69, drove in 182,

and scored 153, all in 153 games. During one stretch he hit 20

dingers in 21 days.

Well, ol” Unser Choe broke his leg again in 1937, but by then his

legend was solidified. He died at 98, but forever has a spot in the

Wisconsin Hall of Fame. Joe Hauser, 399 career minor league

home runs.

Joe Bauman

And then there is the other Joe. Now Bauman was a real piece of

work. Born in Welch, OK back in 1922, Joe grew to be 6”5″,

235 lbs., quite an imposing figure in those days.

Bauman started off in the minor leagues in 1941 but then World

War II hit and from 1942 to 1945 he didn”t play professional ball,

putting in a stint, first, at Beechcraft in Wichita, KS before joining

the Navy. But this wasn”t your normal Navy stint. He was

stationed at Norman, OK the whole time, playing baseball. [A

former Cardinals shortstop was head of the athletic department at

the base and sought Joe out.]

With the war over, in 1946 Bauman played with Amarillo in the

West Texas League. His 48 home runs set the league record and

his contract was sold to the Boston Braves a year later. The

Braves then assigned him to Milwaukee and later Hartford of the

Eastern League.

Bauman hated it, didn”t play well, and saw his salary cut from

$600 a month to $400. [So like a whopping $2,000 for the

season.] Joe was told to take it or leave it. He said, “Well, I”m

leaving it,” and headed to Oklahoma City.

The town of Elk City, OK was undergoing an oil boom of sorts at

the time (as were a lot of towns in the area during this era…I was

in one, Maud, back in 1978 that had gone through the whole

boom / bust cycle…man, that”s a story and a half…for later) and

the locals wanted a top flight semi-pro team that could compete

for the national championship so Joe Bauman, a man with major

league potential, was content to play semi-pro for three years,

1949-51.

When the oil boom began to dry up, so did the owners wallets.

Joe listened when a doctor, who was just a plain old baseball

fanatic, suggested that he was going to buy Bauman”s contract

(the Braves still owned him, after all of these years) and wanted

Joe to play for a team the doctor was involved with down in

Artesia, New Mexico. The money was good and Joe accepted.

1952 was Bauman”s first year in the Longhorn League and he

slammed 50 home runs to go along with a .375 batting average.

The following season he went 53 – .371.

Then in 1954, with Artesia becoming affiliated with a Texas

League team (and losing its independence), Bauman signed with

Roswell of the same league. All he did in 1954 was accomplish

something no professional ballplayer has ever surpassed. Bauman

hit 72 home runs, drove in 224, had an incredible 150 walks, and

hit an even .400…all in just 138 games.

Three years later, Bauman was out of baseball, never having made

it to the big time, but he had established his mark. 337 HRs in

just 3,463 at bats for his career.72 in a single season. And this is

a guy who was out of organized ball for 7 years!!

[Source: “Baseball”s Forgotten Heroes,” by Tony Salin…and the

author did something neat with the book. He donated 20% of the

royalties to the American Red Cross. God bless him.]

Farmer Killed by Deer

True story from Reuters…On Friday, William McCavanagh, a 54-

year-old southern Ontario resident, was discovered by a neighbor

with bite marks and other injuries that appeared to have been

inflicted by a buck.

It seems that the farmer entered a compound where the buck was

messing around with 13 doe during mating season. Bad move.

“The deer had been at him but we”re not sure if the deer killed

him or he maybe had a medical problem beforehand,” said the

local constable.

Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls.

“People have to be very cautious when handling the deer and

interacting with them during rutting season, when the male

hormones are flowing,” said Brian Tapscott, a livestock specialist.

Personally, I just think it”s another example of the animals

attempting to take over North America. And perhaps it”s a good

excuse for joint Canadian-American military action.

Janice Stevenson

Stevenson soars to the top of the list of candidates for the

StocksandNews “Dirtball of the Year” award.

The Wyoming woman faces a federal charge of setting a forest

fire that burned 83,000 acres in the Black Hills of South Dakota

this summer.

Investigators said that on Aug. 24, Stevenson lit a cigarette and

tossed the burning match on the ground, according to U.S. Forest

Service agents.

“Rather than putting the fire out, she looked at it and decided to

leave the area,” a court affidavit said.

Stevenson faces up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

Plus she can be billed for the cost of putting out the blaze.

Because she risked hundreds of firefighters lives, she deserves

life.

Tragedy Averted

On Saturday at Newark Airport, two locals were electrocuted

while working at the Federal Express terminal. They were in a

small utility shed and somehow a metal object hit some live wires

(they thought the power was off to the shed). Their clothing and

hair caught fire and they had to roll on the ground to extinguish

the flames. Of course they needed immediate medical attention

and, as bad as this was, they could have died were it not for a

strange coincidence nearby.

Stationed about 100 feet away were paramedics participating in a

simulated airplane-crash along with a dozen local emergency

response units. A Fed Ex worker ran up to one and at first they

thought it was part of the drill. After a moment of confusion, the

emergency crews yelled “Code Real” and took off to help.

Both victims should recover, though one is not in great shape.

Nat Fein

Fein died last week at the age of 86. His claim to fame was the

1949 Pulitzer Prize-winning photo that he took on June 13,

1948.Babe Ruth”s farewell at Yankee Stadium. The rearview

picture shows Ruth in his old uniform, leaning on a bat, and other

players lined up in the background with their hats off. Fein said

he took the rear shot simply because he wanted to get Ruth”s

uniform number (#3) in the picture. The Babe died of cancer two

months later.

Brazil and Soccer

Not only did the Brazilian team do poorly in the Olympics, but

the national team (far more experienced than the Olympic

version) is going through some very tough times of its own.

Understand that soccer in Brazil is big.really big. Or as one

national commentator put it, “Soccer and music are the two

reasons for us Brazilians to be proud and look down on the rest

of humanity from above.”

The nation has won 4 World Cups over the years and, until this

year, lost only one qualifying match in the entire 70-year history

of World Cup play.

But this year, Brazil has lost to Paraguay and Chile, while only

eking out ties against Colombia and Uruguay. They are in real

danger of not qualifying for 2002.

The coach, Wanderley Luxemburgo da Silva, has been accused of

taking all manner of clandestine payments from the sale of player

contracts to European teams as well as money laundering. In

Brazil, the coach of the national team is held in as high esteem as

the president himself.

So there is your international soccer report for the year. We try

and have something for everyone here at Bar Chat. And heck,

how about Cameroon capturing the gold in Sydney?! Now that”s

a great story…too bad I didn”t watch it.

Baseball…or was it Football?

On Saturday, the Oakland Athletics defeated the Texas Rangers,

23-2. The same day, the Seattle Mariners defeated the Anaheim

Angels, 21-9.

Albert Belle

One of the truly awful people in the world, the Orioles outfielder

was billed by the Cleveland Indians for ruining the carpet in the

visitors” clubhouse after a recent road trip.

According to Sports Illustrated, after several of Belle”s at bats, he

returned to the clubhouse, opened a bottle of red All Sport, took

one gulp, then poured the rest on the floor.

Top 3 songs for the week of 10/2/61: #1 “Take Good Care Of

My Baby” (Bobby Vee) #2 “The Mountain”s High”

(Dick & DeeDee) #3 “Crying” (Roy Orbison)

Chargers Quiz Answers: 1) Career rushing – Paul Lowe, 4,963.

2) Career pass receptions – Charlie Joiner, 586.

3) Career TDs – Lance Alworth, 83. 4) Don Coryell led the

Chargers to four playoffs, 1979-82, including 2 AFC

Championship games.

Next Bar Chat, Wednesday. A little anecdote about the Nixon –

Kennedy debates. Or rather, what happened prior to them.