Borge and Hathaway

Borge and Hathaway

College Football Quiz: From 1972-79, running backs won every

Heisman Trophy. Name them. [Hint: 7 different schools are

represented for the 8 years. Also, one of the recipients wasn”t

solely a running back.] Answer below.

Victor Borge

I always liked this incredibly talented entertainer so I have to pay

tribute to him, Borge having died last Saturday at the age of 91.

Born Borge Rosenbaum in Copenhagen, Borge was a legitimate

child prodigy who was initially groomed to be a top concert

pianist. But his interests were more broad-based than that so he

developed into a parlor comedian with a musical twist. By the

1930s, he had also appeared in and directed a number of films

throughout Scandanavia.

Of course, the 30s were a horrible time to be Jewish in Europe.

But Borge was determined to plow ahead with his burgeoning

career and he worked up a series of anti-Nazi sketches. When

Germany and Denmark signed a non-aggression pact, Borge

joked, “How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace,

knowing that they will not be invaded by us.”

But in 1940, Germany invaded Denmark and Borge escaped to

the U.S. through Finland. He changed his name but, not

knowing any English, he spent hundreds of hours in movie

houses. Soon he was opening for some of the leading

entertainers of the day, including Bing Crosby, and by 1945 his

own career was soaring as he honed his unique act, combining

classical music with humor and slapstick comedy. Borge

became a regular on “The Ed Sullivan Show” and had his own

radio program.

He truly was an amazing entertainer, playing 150 shows a year

when he was well into his 70s and, just last year, he was still

doing 60 shows at age 90 with plans for a similar schedule in

2001. So here”s to you, Victor. You put a lot of smiles on a lot

of faces over the years. That”s a pretty good life in my book.

[Source: Stephen Holden / New York Times]

Donny Hathaway

Since my new favorite Christmas song has become Donny

Hathaway”s “This Christmas,” I thought I”d just write a brief bit

on his all-too-short career.

Hathaway was born in Chicago in 1945 but was raised by his

grandmother, a terrific gospel singer by the name of Martha Pitts,

in the slums of St. Louis. At an early age, Donny began

performing as “Donny Pitts, the Nation”s Youngest Gospel

Singer.”

He attended Howard University on a fine-arts scholarship and it

was here that he met classmate Roberta Flack. It was 1964 and

both were looking to careers in the music business, with

Hathaway becoming a leading producer by the end of the 1960s,

working with Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions, Flack, Aretha

Franklin, and Jerry Butler. [If you don”t own Jerry Butler”s

“Greatest Hits,” get it.]

In 1970, Hathaway recorded his first solo album, eventually

winning a gold-record with his 3rd effort, “Live.” By ”72 he was

a headliner and that same year he and Flack recorded “Where Is

The Love,” (#1 R&B, #5 Billboard). The duo won a Grammy

for their efforts.

But over the next few years, Hathaway drifted between recording

and producing and it wasn”t until 1978 that he teamed up with

Flack again for the #2 Billboard single, “The Closer I Get To

You,” (part of Flack”s masterful album, “Blue Lights In The

Basement”).

Shortly thereafter, Hathaway and Flack were due to complete a

joint album. On the evening of January 13, 1979, Hathaway”s

manager, Flack and Donny went out to dinner. Nothing seemed

to be amiss and Hathaway was in good spirits. Later that

evening, friends learned that Donny had died from either

jumping or falling from the 15th floor of the Essex House Hotel

in New York City.

Police ruled it a suicide, pointing to the fact that his room was

bolted from the inside. Others say no way. That”s where it

stands to this day. And I never did find out when he recorded

“This Christmas.” [Sources: “The Encyclopedia of Pop, Rock,

and Soul,” Irwin Stambler; “VH-1: Rock Stars Encyclopedia.”]

Medical Mistake

Last weekend, a 7-year-old girl scheduled for eye surgery

mistakenly had her tonsils and adenoids removed while at a

hospital in Providence, R.I. The girl had been confused with

another child of about the same age, had a similar name and was

also scheduled for surgery.

The girl was released without the eye surgery having been

performed. Said the president of the hospital, “Words can never

really express how devastated we all are. It is our worst

nightmare.” [Source: AP]

Hunter Tale

I was reading the hunting column from the Star-Ledger here in

New Jersey and reporter Howard Brant had a rather humorous

story, particularly if you”re not from the area and don”t realize

we have all kinds of characters in this interesting state.

It seems that a hunter brought in a deer to a county check station

that was shot in an earn-a-buck zone where the first deer taken

must be antlerless. The very large deer was in the back of this

chap”s truck, with the front of it hidden by the truck”s seat.

The operator of the station told the hunter that he needed to put a

tag on the ear. The hunter reluctantly opened the door.

Well, the tarp was removed and the deer was headless. “Ah, I

already removed the head and it was antlerless,” our junior Curt

Gowdy must have mused as he high-tailed it out of there.

But the check station operator got the individual”s hunting

license number and reported it to law enforcement. A

conservation officer then went to our hunter”s home, but

Curt wouldn”t let the officer on his property.

When the officer asked him what happened to the head in

question, Curt said he gave it to a neighbor, but couldn”t

remember the guy”s name! The appropriate summonses were

issued.

Valet Mayhem

Well, the following received a lot of play but I figure that with

the holiday rush some of you missed it.

A valet parked a $140,000 Ferrari 355 at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel

in Dana Point, CA on Friday as the owners of the vehicle were

checking into the $600 a night hotel. The valet must have

thought he was filming a car commercial because at 1:00 a.m. he

decided to show the car to his buddy. So he drove it to the front

of the hotel and then the other valet hopped in for a spin.

Unfortunately, a few feet away, a palm tree got in the way. And

no one was hurt! But the car was totaled.

47 with 42

Lebanese farmer Ghassan Abdel-Al, age 47, was just granted

permission by wives #1-3 to take a 4th, permissible under

Islamic law. Ghassan has sired 42 children to date. The other

three wives needed a break.

Sports Bits

–Joe Gilliam, RIP. “Jefferson Street Joe,” one of the first black

quarterbacks to start an NFL game (Denver”s Marlin Briscoe was

the first in 1968), died on Christmas Day at the age of 49. His

was one of the tragic sports stories of the past 25 years.

Gilliam was an incredibly talented signal caller for the Pittsburgh

Steelers, playing sporadically for them from 1972-75. This guy

had a cannon for an arm with a release that rivaled Joe Namath”s

or Dan Marino”s. But he was wild on the field when he received

his few chances, his biggest being 1974 when he had a shot to be

the full-time starter over Terry Bradshaw, and off the field he

was simply a mess. Heroin and cocaine did him in and he was

out of football at age 26.

For his career, Gilliam was only 147 of 331 (44.4%) with just 9

TDs and 17 INTs. Unfortunately, the stats don”t begin to tell the

full story.

After his career was over, Gilliam had to pawn off his two Super

Bowl rings to pay for his habit and for years he wandered the

streets of Nashville homeless.

Equally sad was the fact that Gilliam appeared to be making

some progress in getting his life together and earlier this year he

opened up a youth football camp at his alma mater of Tennessee

State. He spoke openly of his problems with drugs and said he

had been clean for the past three years.

[In looking up Gilliam”s stats, I came across those of Terry

Hanratty, the #3 QB for that first Steeler Super Bowl team of

1974. Hanratty went 3 of 26 in his backup role, with 5 INTs.

Now those have to rank as the worst QB stats of all time. Even

worse than Testaverde, mused the editor who is still fuming over

the latter”s performance on Sunday.]

–More wisdom from our man Shaq: Commenting on the

ongoing inability of Kobe Bryant to recognize that he has the

best offensive force in the game on his team, Shaq said, “One

thing I know: If you want the big dog to guard the big yard,

you”ve got to give the big dog something to do. You”ve got to

give him toys. You”ve got to feed him. You can”t have him sit

and do nothing.”

–Sports Illustrated is reporting that Mike Piazza has broken up

with Playboy model Darlene Bernaola!! Michael, Michael,

Michael.

–No. 20 Auburn will be shorthanded when it faces No. 17

Michigan in the Citrus Bowl next Monday. Defensive regulars

Alton Moore and Roshard Gilyard will miss the game because

they failed to pass six credit hours – barely the equivalent of two

freakin” classes.

Sweet Tooth

So I”m reading my latest copy of High Plains Journal the other

day and I just have to share this recipe which is from Ms.

Beverly Barbour. If you have kids at home this week, send them

out in the snow and ice to get the ingredients. Otherwise, I have

no idea what this is, but it looks sinful.

“Caramel Silk In A Jar”

One and a half cups firmly packed brown sugar

One and a half cups sugar

One cup light corn syrup

Two-thirds cup butter

One and a third cups heavy whipping cream

Combine all ingredients except whipping cream in a 3-quart

heavy saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally,

until mixture comes to a full boil (15 to 20 minutes). Stir in

whipping cream; continue cooking 1 minute. Cool 5 minutes.

Pour mixture into 5 (8 ounce) jars. Cool 15 minutes; cover.

Store refrigerated.

To serve, remove cover. Microwave on HIGH, stirring every 30

seconds, until hot (30 to 60 seconds). [Don”t forget to bring the

kids in from outside.]

Top 3 songs for the week of 12/24/66: #1 “Winchester

Cathedral” (The New Vaudeville Band) #2 “Mellow Yellow”

(Donovan) #3 “I”m A Believer” (The Monkees)

Heisman Trophy Quiz Answer: Johnny Rodgers (Neb. ”72), John

Cappelletti (Penn St. ”73), Archie Griffin (Ohio St. ”74 and ”75),

Tony Dorsett (Pitt ”76), Earl Campbell (Texas ”77), Billy Sims

(Okla. ”78), Charles White (USC ”79).

Next Bar Chat, Friday…just how does Al Sharpton pay for those

suits?