The Country Gentleman

The Country Gentleman

Baseball Quiz: 1) From 1955-59, each of the five different N.L.

season leaders in home runs went on to be elected to the Hall of

Fame. Name ”em. 2) Actually, every N.L. leader from 1955-76

went on to the Hall. Who broke the streak in 1977? Answers

below.

Chet Atkins

Chet Atkins, the country legend, died a few days ago. And, man,

he had one full life. Record World once wrote, “No one person

can honestly receive total credit for the phenomenal explosion of

Nashville”s music business. However, no individual has been

more responsible for this growth than Chet Atkins.”

Born into poverty in Luttrell, Tennessee (20 miles from

Knoxville) on June 20, 1924, Chester Burton Atkins was

influenced by his evangelical-singer father and by age 9 had

picked up the guitar. Of those early years he once commented,

“We were so poor and everybody around us was so poor that it

was the 40s before any of us knew there had been a Depression.”

By the late 1940s, Atkins was performing his guitar magic at the

Grand Ole Opry, quickly becoming a regular. And then in the

mid-1950s, he was made a part-time producer, then manager, at

RCA Records. While to non-country music fans he is still best

known for his incredible guitar work, just look at the list of

performers in which Atkins, as producer / manager, played a

major role in the development of their careers.

Eddy Arnold, Perry Como, Roger Miller, Floyd Cramer, Connie

Smith, Dottie West, Jim Reeves, Elvis, and Roy Orbison.

In addition he later helped introduce Nashville”s first black

country artist, Charlie Pride, as well as producing the “outlaw”

movement led by Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson.

Atkins once commented on his ability to pick hits, “What I do is

listen during a commercial session and try to pick up some little

something.that might make the record more commercial.” And

he sure was good at it.

Chet also helped save country music in the late 1950s. The

advent of rock and roll was killing country sales, so as producer

Atkins established the “Nashville Sound,” one in which the

songs were string-laden with pop-style backup choruses.

Traditionalists hated it, but the music helped bring country into

the pop mainstream, and, as he himself put it, Atkins goal was

simply “to keep my job.”

Of course you can”t talk about “The Country Gentleman”

without discussing his guitar work. Atkins became known for

his extraordinary “finger-style” of playing, where the artist

doesn”t just pick, but instead touches the strings. And Chet

would show off by playing two melodies simultaneously on

different strings. Now if that doesn”t make your brain hurt just

thinking about it, well, you”re a better man than me.

Every artist wanted Atkins to perform on their albums and he

played on such singles as Elvis” “Heartbreak Hotel,” Hank

Williams Sr.”s “Your Cheatin” Heart,” and the Everly Brothers”

“Wake Up Little Susie.”

Atkins also influenced rock and roll musicians like George

Harrison as well as jazz artists. And he toured the world, playing

classical and jazz concerts. His first engagement with the Boston

Pops is generally acknowledged to be the one that spearheaded

that orchestra”s use of special guests in its concerts.

Chet received numerous Grammies for his work and he was the

Country Music Association”s “Instrumentalist of the Year” 11

times from 1967-88. Life magazine placed him in the Top Ten

for its list of “The 100 Most Important People in the History of

Country.” Atkins was also the youngest member inducted into

the Country Hall of Fame back in 1973 and in 1993 he received a

Grammy for “Lifetime Achievement.”

Chet Atkins.a giant who left an incredible legacy.

Stuff

–Appearance Fees: Ever wondered what some ex-athletes

receive for showing up at a gig?

Ali – $100,000

Magic – $75,000

Howie Long – $60,000! Howie Long?! To do what?

Gale Sayers – $15,000…deserves $50,000

Ron Santo – $4,000…should be in the Hall. Hike fee to $10K.

[Source: Sports Illustrated]

But then you have rock stars. To have them perform at your

corporate outing would set you back.

The Rolling Stones – $3 million

Aerosmith – $1 million

Jennifer Lopez – $750,000 per hour…I”m assuming this is to

sing.

Elton John – $30,000 per song. I”m thinkin” maybe $45K for an

extended version of “Bennie and the Jets.”

[Source: Business Week / New York Post]

–There is a new highway being built in Sweden, which will

include tunnels to allow “wild boars, moose, and other animals to

cross the road safely.” There will be 8 tunnels under the 18-mile

highway, each one being 33-feet wide and 15-feet high. Bushes

and fences will be placed at the entrances to shield them from

light and noise from the highway. Said a spokesman for the

National Road Administration, “Naturally, people will also be

allowed to use the tunnels.”

Now think about this folks. Would you even consider entering

one for a second? These tunnels will be nothing more than

animal drug dens; filthy and crime-ridden. And the wild boars,

in particular, are always armed to the teeth. [Source: Reuters]

–Wild elephants killed two in a Bangladeshi village, bringing the

total in this particular area to 17 in the last 6 months. Illegal

loggers drove a herd into the village this time.

–The local papers were filled with “stuff” the past week. From

the Star-Ledger we get these tidbits.

“Symphony of Stupidity”

Josh Margolin reports that an escapee and 3 ex-cons (including

two convicted of murder) were looking for a car to steal the other

night, so they settled on the employee parking lot at East Jersey

State Prison. Prison guards immediately stopped them. “I”m

lost,” claimed one of the idiots. But this guy had done 15 years

at this very facility and was recognized by one of the guards.

Nonetheless, two of the others also said they were lost. Then the

4th admitted “We were gonna take a car.” [Actually, they were

involved in a strong-arm robbery near my home earlier this same

day, a fact which came to light when the woman”s wallet was

found in their vehicle.]

Man Struck by Lightning

Last weekend, 22-year-old Stephen McCarthy was tossing a

football at Island Beach State Park when he was struck and killed

by lightning. On average, 73 are killed by lightning each year in

the U.S., but what made this one so awful was the fact that there

wasn”t a cloud in the sky.

Jonathan Casiano reports that a thunderstorm was sitting miles

off shore when it apparently sent a single bolt to the beach.

McCarthy was killed instantly (burn marks showed the bolt

entering the top of his head). A metereologist said, “It was so

hazy at that time that the storm itself wasn”t visible and the rain

stayed off of the coast.”

A park superintendent, just 30-feet away at the time, was

incredulous. “All of a sudden an unbelievable noise sounded. It

was like a bomb went off.”

What can you say? Some things you just can”t explain.

8th-Grade Phenom

And then there is the case of Derrick Caracter (sic). Steve Politi

wrote of this 13-year-old local basketball phenom from Scotch

Plains, New Jersey, all 6”8″ 240 pounds of him! Size 18 shoe!

And he”s just 13! And he”s good! And he”s just entering 8th-

grade!

To get an idea of how big he is, consider the fact that Shaquille

O”Neal was 5”10″ at this age. Caracter was 11 lbs. 4 oz. at birth

(and 25 inches long).

And pity the poor varsity coach at Scotch Plains – Fanwood High

School who won”t get the chance to wrap up a state title with

Derrick on the squad. New Jersey has 4 real powerhouse private

school programs that are vying for him big time, including St.

Anthony, where legendary coach Bob Hurley (Bobby”s dad)

holds sway.

Caracter is already rated the #1 prospect in the nation for the

class of 2006, which begs the question, as asked by the Scotch

Plains coach, “Who is ranking these kids and why?” It really is

sick.

Luckily, it seems that Caracter has a decent supporting cast, with

a mother who has her head on straight. And he appears to be a

good kid. But, he”s just a baby! We wish him well.

–Baseball Bits

Runs and home runs are down thanks to the new strike zone.

2001 9.71 runs per game, 2.30 HRs, 13.42 Ks

2000 10.52.2.56.13.05

1999 10.29.2.28.12.61

[Source: New York Times]

Personally, I want it down to 8.4578 and 1.4326. I yearn for a

day when hitting 20 homers in a season is meaningful once

again.not 20 by the All-Star break. [I also yearn for world

peace and an NCAA basketball title for Wake Forest.]

–And then there is the “Hall of Fakes.” Not only does author

Joseph Ellis get in, but there is perhaps the less well known case

of Christopher Camp, who last year addressed a Florida

elementary school assembly as Marlins pitcher Bill Jones.

Teachers were puzzled when Jones couldn”t answer basic

questions about the team and they discovered the next day that

there was no such pitcher. Said principal Joel Armstrong, “He

seemed a little dense, but that”s not unusual with some

ballplayers.” [Source: SI]

Top 3 songs for the week of 7/8/67: #1 “Windy” (The

Association) #2 “Little Bit O” Soul” (The Music Explosion) #3

“Can”t Take My Eyes Off You” (Frankie Valli)

Baseball Quiz Answers: 1) 1955-59 HR leaders – Mays (”55),

Snider (”56), Aaron (”57), Banks (”58), Mathews (”59).

2) Post-”59, the other future Hall of Famers who led the N.L. in

homers were Cepeda, McCovey, Bench, Stargell, and Schmidt.

George Foster broke the streak in 1977.

Sports Illustrated has a great “Where Are They Now?” piece on

past stars in the current issue. [It”s worth picking up.] But when

it comes to Bar Chat, I realize we have another candidate for the

Bar Chat Hall of Fame, to be selected by the Bar Chat Veterans

Committee.Joe Charboneau.

Charboneau was the 1980 A.L. Rookie of the Year for the

Cleveland Indians when he burst on the scene with 23 HR and 87

ribbies, only to hit just 6 more dingers before he had to call it

quits due to injuries two years later. But, geezuz, as SI

reports, “Super Joe” “could do more with a beer bottle than Augie

Busch: Charboneau could remove the cap with his left eye socket or

with the muscles in his forearm and quaff the brew through his nose,

making him, in some eyes, the toast of baseball.” Hell, we toast

him here as well! But remember, kids, get your parents

permission before attempting any of these stunts.plus the

drinking age is 21.what are you doing with a beer anyway?!

*And congratulations to one and all for heeding the call to keep

Seattle”s David Bell from starting in this year”s All-Star game.

With a late surge, Cal Ripken was selected at third. Now

ordinarily I don”t condone old-timers receiving this honor unless

they statistically deserve it, but in Ripken”s case, it makes perfect

sense.

Next Bar Chat, Monday.