The Curse of the Bambino…aaghh!

The Curse of the Bambino…aaghh!

Texas Rangers Quiz (1972 – ): [Someone has to do it!] 1) Most

hits, season? 2) Most games won, career? 3) Most games,

career? (position player) 4) Highest batting average, season?

[Major hint: None of the answers to these questions are Ivan

Rodriguez, Juan Gonzalez, or Nolan Ryan.] Answers below.

Johnny Mac”s Baseball Chat.the Red Sox, Part I

[Continuing with our history of some franchises who haven”t had

a lot of recent glory…know what I”m sayin”?]

This bunch can break your heart, I will grant you that. They

have managed to lose some of the best pennant races and series

in history. They have lost spectacularly, they have lost

courageously, they have lost comically, but they have lost. New

Englanders have adopted an almost fatalistic approach with this

team, rooting as hard as possible, yet always expecting the worst

in the end. Tom Boswell recounts the scene in 1986, Game 6,

Sox up 2 runs, Mets have 2 outs and nobody on. One out from

the elusive championship. The players” wives are whooping it

up pretty good in the stands, all standing and cheering.all

except one, that is. Sherry Gedman, wife of catcher Rich

Gedman, is sitting quiet, almost expecting the carnage that is

about to unfold. Why is that? Because Sherry is the only native

New Englander of the bunch.she knew, she just knew.

It wasn”t always that way, you know. The Sox are an original

American League franchise, starting play in 1901. They won the

first ever, modern World Series in 1903. Led by player /

manager and Hall of Famer Jimmy Collins, they beat Pittsburgh

behind the pitching of Bill Dineen and Cy Young. They again

won the pennant in ”04, but the Giants of John McGraw, winners

of the National League, refused to play the upstart American

Leaguers.

The Red Sox began to show their age, and fell from contention

for the next 8 seasons. They turned the roster over in that span,

and assembled a young, talented bunch that would dominate the

teens, winning four titles in 7 years. One of the greatest outfields

in history; Tris Speaker, Harry Hooper and Duffy Lewis,

supported the pitching of Smokey Joe Wood, Buck O”Brien and

Hugh Bedient. In 1912 Wood had one of the great seasons ever,

going 34-5 with a 1.91 ERA and 258 Ks. They met the Giants in

the Series and won a thriller, 4-3-1. The “1” refers to Game

Two, which ended in a 6-6 tie due to darkness. The Sox scored a

run in the bottom of the tenth off Christy Mathewson to tie it,

which would eventually prove critical. In the deciding eighth

game, the Giants took a one run lead in the top of the tenth, but

the Sox scored 2 off Mathewson to win the Series despite batting

only .220. Joe Wood won three games. Wood is an interesting

guy, putting up great pitching numbers before blowing his arm

out in 1915. He didn”t play in 1916, but came back as an

outfielder with Cleveland, and had 5 pretty good years.

The Sox won titles in 1915, 1916 and 1918 despite trading the

great Speaker to the Indians. Pitching was the key, assembling a

staff of Babe Ruth, Dutch Leonard, Ernie Shore and Carl Mays.

We all know what came next…the team was bought by Harry

Frazee, a Broadway producer of some repute. Needing cash to

finance his production of “No No Nannette,” he sold off many of

his best players, notably Babe Ruth, to the Yankees. The

dreaded “Curse of the Bambino” took hold and the Sox have not

won a Series since 1918. What is generally not remembered is

just how many players the Sox contributed to the Yankees during

that span. It was not just Ruth.they sold or traded Herb

Pennock, Waite Hoyt, Sam Jones, Everett Scott and Jumpin” Joe

Dugan, all major contributors to the first Yankee dynasty.

The next twenty years or so were miserable, the team rarely able

to get near .500. The Red Sox posted years of 47-105, 51-103,

52-102 and 43-111. Picking up future Hall of Famer Joe Cronin

as player / manager in the mid-thirties turned things around, as

did acquiring aging but still effective stars like Jimmie Foxx and

Lefty Grove. They contended but never won, coming in second

to the Yankees in ”38, ”39, ”40 and ”42 – a pattern that would

haunt them for years.

The Sox developed some great young players during that time,

bringing up Bobby Doerr, Ted Williams and Dom DiMaggio in

successive years. The war would interrupt things for everyone,

and would especially affect Williams, who would serve in

combat in Korea as well as WW II. Re-assembling the team in

1946, they added veteran Rudy York and shortstop Johnny Pesky

and won the pennant by 12 games. Facing a good Cardinals

squad, the Beantowners grabbed a 3-2 lead going back to St.

Louis. Harry “The Cat” Brecheen, a crafty lefthander, stifled the

Sox in Game 6, setting up the deciding contest. Trailing by 2,

Boston scored twice in the eighth to tie it up. That set the stage

for heartbreak. With Enos Slaughter on first, Harry “The Hat”

Walker lined one to the outfield. The relay came into Pesky,

who hesitated slightly. Slaughter didn”t hesitate, as he attempted

to score all the way from first. Pesky”s throw was just late, and

the Sox lost. That was but the first in a series of near misses for

Boston.

The Sox lost a play-off to Cleveland for the 1948 pennant. They

then lost a thrilling race to the hated Yankees in 1949. [That

Boston squad had 2 players, Williams and shortstop Vern

Stephens, who each drove in 159.] And then the Sox assembled

one of the great hitting teams in history in 1950, only to finish 3rd

with the Yanks again winning it all. Let”s look at that 1950

squad. They added Rookie of the Year Walt Dropo to an already

potent line-up with the following results. Dropo hit 34 homers

and drove in 144, Stephens posted 30 / 144, Bobby Doerr 27 /

120 and Williams, in just 89 games, hit 28 homers and drove in

97. Billy Goodman, who wasn”t good enough to play regularly

for this club, was nonetheless good enough to lead the league in

hitting at .354. That had never happened before or since.

Goodman played outfield, third, first and short, with no more

than 45 games at any one position. The team scored a total of

1,027 runs and batted .302.

The Red Sox never quite managed to get the pitching necessary

to challenge the Yankees and stumbled through the fifties

playing .500ish ball, wasting the remainder of Teddy”s career.

They hit bottom in the early sixties, resulting in 8 losing seasons.

But Boston had their share of interesting guys, from 2-time

batting champ Pete Runnels to minor league home run legend

Dick “Dr. Strangeglove” Stuart to the hulking reliever Dick “The

Monster” Radatz. And they did start to lay the groundwork for a

good club, bringing up players like Carl Yastrzemski, Tony

Conigliaro, Rico Petrucelli, Jim Lonborg, George Scott, Joe Foy,

Mike Andrews, Sparky Lyle and Reggie Smith.

The Sox went from last in 1966 to winning a thrilling, four team,

last weekend, last game pennant race in 1967. The oldest regular

was Triple Crown winner and MVP Yaz, who was 27. Lonborg

was just 25 and had gone 22-9 on way to the Cy Young award.

But they ran into a buzz saw named Bob Gibson in the Series,

losing in seven games. Gibson went 3-0 for the Cards, with an

ERA of 1.00. Lonborg, who was unable to start Game One

because he pitched the last game of the season, won Games 2 and

5 before finally matching up with Gibson in Game 7. The

fatigue showed, and the Sox went meekly at Fenway, 7-2, with

Gibson hitting a homer for good measure.

Enthusiasm was high in Beantown nonetheless. The team was

young, talented, and exciting. Then it all started to fall apart.

Lonborg was injured in a skiing accident and went only 6-10 the

following year. He struggled for a few more seasons before they

shipped him out. Tony C., who was badly hurt by a beanball

thrown by Jack Hamilton in 1967 (he didn”t play in the Series)

missed the entire ”68 campaign. Although he had some success

in ”69 and ”70, his eyesight was never the same and he was

basically through as a player by age 25.

And the Sox never developed any quality pitching, and made the

mistake of trading away Lyle for the forgettable Danny Cater.

Then they screwed around with Petrocelli, moving him to third in

favor of Luis Aparicio, who was about 60 at the time (well, 38,

anyway). Future stars George Scott, Reggie Smith and Ben

Oglivie were traded. Despite all this, the Sox were never terrible

but they didn”t make it back to post-season play from 1968-74

and never fulfilled the great promise of ”67.

Friday.1975 and 1986.it”s all part of your therapy, Sox fans.

Fishing Records

Each summer we have to take a look at some records you all can

shoot for:

Great Barracuda – 85 lbs. Christmas Island, Kiribati

Giant Sea Bass – 563 lbs. Anancapa Island, CA

Striped Bass – 78 lbs. 8 oz. Atlantic City, NJ

Grouper – 436 lbs. Destin, FL

Atlantic Halibut – 355 lbs. Valevag, Norway [The angler was

that great sportsman, Odd (sic) Arve Gunderstad.]

Pacific Halibut – 459 lbs. Dutch Harbor, Alaska

Atlantic Blue Marlin – 1402 lbs. Victoria, Brazil

Pacific Blue Marlin – 1376 lbs. Cabo Blanco, Peru

Great White Shark – 2664 lbs. Ceduna, Australia.I”m

assuming this is “net” humans.

Swordfish – 1182 lbs. Iquique, Chile

Atlantic Tuna – 392 lbs. Fran Caneria, Spain

Bluefin Tuna – 1496 lbs. Aulds Cove, Nova Scotia

Pacific Bigeye Tuna – 435 lbs. Cabo Blanco, Peru.

obviously a hot spot.

Freshwater Targets

Largemouth Bass – 22 lbs. 4 oz. Montgomery Lake, GA

Smallmouth Bass – 10 lbs. 14 oz. Dale Hollow, TN

Blue Catfish – 111 lbs. Tennessee River, Alabama

Muskellunge – 67 lbs. 8 oz. Hayward, WI

Brook Trout – 14 lb. 8 oz. Nipigon River, Ontario

Brown Trout – 40 lb. 4 oz. Heber Springs, Arkansas

Lake Trout – 72 lbs. Great Bear Lake, Northwest Territories

Rainbow Trout – 42 lb. 2 oz. Bell Island, Alaska

[Source: Sports Illustrated Sports Almanac]

But I just have to add that after glancing through my

“Encyclopedia of the Sea,” by Richard Ellis, I now realize I was

fortunate with the barracuda I recently caught in the South

Pacific. [Pictured on “Week in Review”…for just a few more

days, thankfully.] Al, the local who took me out into the ocean,

said he would cook up the three we caught. Being the naive sort

in these matters, I said, sure, as long as I can wash it down with

some brews! Alas, Ellis writes:

“Perhaps more dangerous to man (as opposed to an attack) is the

barracuda”s potential to carry ciguatera, a poison that can be

transmitted when the fish is eaten.”

So we flip to “ciguatera” in the ol” encyclopedia and find:

“A kind of poisoning caused by eating the cooked flesh of certain

fishes. The symptoms, which may appear immediately or any

time within thirty hours of eating the fish, are tingling about the

lips, tongue, and throat; nausea; vomiting; abdominal cramps;

and diarrhea. Dull muscle pains and aching increase until the

victim is unable to walk. Teeth feel loose in their sockets, and

temporary blindness may occur. About 7 percent of those

infected die. There is no way of identifying ciguatera poisoning

in a fish before it is prepared, and no way of predicting which

species will transmit it. The fishes with the highest instance of

ciguatera poisoning are the barracuda, various jacks, and some of

the groupers.”

Thank God we had a feast that night with the locals and the

barracuda never made it around to me. Of course, for that

matter, I never did identify anything else I was eating either.but

the beer was good.

Potpourri

–Custer State Park in South Dakota was the seen of a tragedy

last week, as 76-year-old Ernest Barna was gored to death by a

buffalo. It seems that Barna was part of a group taking pictures

of a herd when a bull approached. Everyone got back into their

cars, except Ernest. According to the park superintendent (and

the AP), here is what happened next.

“The bull walked past, nudged Barna, then turned, gored him in

the side and threw him.” [Whether or not it was a record toss is

in dispute.]

But this wasn”t the only incident in the park that very day. An

87-year-old Texas man (this is what the retired folk are doing

these days.not that there is anything wrong with that) was

attacked by a buffalo and needed stitches.

Now the park superintendent said the two attacks weren”t

connected. Oh, right. You know damn well they were

connected. And did you know there are something like 300,000

buffalo now roaming the Plains?! And as Johnny Mac adds,

“We pull them back from the brink and this is how they treat

us?” It”s getting to the point where it will be totally unsafe to

drive across about a five-state area. And if the buffalo hook up

with Canada”s caribou, well, let”s just say that the whole nation”s

security will be at risk. If you thought the slowdown in capital

spending was bad.

–And then there is the case of Lizzie Grubman. One of my

favorite sections of the Sunday Times is the style section, where

you get to see pictures of all the pretentious people in the New

York City area at their various “charitable” functions, which are

really just cheap ways to get your picture in the Times.

Grubman is the 30-year-old public relations agent for stars like

Britney Spears, rapper Jay-Z and Tommy Mottola. Oh, to my

friends in Oklahoma and the rest of you good people in the

Midwest and other great parts of this country, if you could see

how these “beautiful people” act, you”d be floored.

Anyway, late last Saturday night Pretty Lizzie is partying at a

popular nightspot in the Hamptons, Conscience Point Inn, best

described in the Daily News as a place that “draws an Armani-

clad crowd of boldface wanna-bes who sip champagne as hip

hop blares on a sprawling dance floor or relax in The Shag

Room, with flowery banquettes and plush pillows.”

Grubman had parked her Mercedes SUV near the front entrance

when bouncers asked her to move it. “—-you,” Lizzie is alleged

to have said to one of them. When told again to move the

vehicle, Miss PR Agent to the Stars said, “—- you, you white

trash,” according to one of the bouncers” police statements.

So Lizzie starts to pull away, and then, suddenly, she throws the

car in reverse and plows into the crowd standing outside, hitting

16, with 14 requiring hospitalization. [None of the injuries were

serious…but there were lots of broken bones.] Miss Grubman

fled the scene, but was later picked up by police. She is in a heap

of trouble. We couldn”t be happier.

–Will Allen, a defensive back from Syracuse, was the New York

Giants” first-round draft pick this past spring. Like so many of

his ilk, he took his signing bonus and spent it on jewelry. But

we”re not talking a signet ring, no sirree Bob, Will purchased a

51-carat platinum and diamond bracelet valued at $120,000,

another diamond bracelet worth $11,000, a gold Rolex ($9,000),

and two gold earrings worth $10,000…just for starters.

Well, he”s returning to his Syracuse apartment the other night

when 3 masked men robbed him. Allen tried to wrestle the gun

away from one but was attacked by the other two. They sprayed

him with gasoline (gas is falling in price, after all) and threatened

to light him on fire if he didn”t cooperate.

It”s normally at this point where I, having been attacked by

marauding bears upset over a column, normally give up, and

Will was no different. Nonetheless, the robbers still ripped an

earring from his ear. Ouch!

As Johnny Mac mused, when will these guys consider something

like T”bills?!

Top 3 songs for the week of 7/11/70: #1 “Mama Told Me (Not

To Come)” (Three Dog Night) #2 “The Love You Save” (The

Jackson 5) #3 “Ball Of Confusion” (The Temptations)

–Fred Neil: The songwriter for “Everybody”s Talking,” the big

hit for Harry Nilsson from the film “Midnight Cowboy,” died the

other day.

Texas Rangers Quiz Answers: 1) Hits, season: Mickey Rivers,

210, 1980. 2) Games won, career: Charlie Hough, 139.

3) Games, career: Jim Sundberg, 1512. 4) Highest BA, season:

Julio Franco, .341, 1991.

–The Colorado Rockies have now played 523 home games and

in all but 24, a home run has been hit.

Next Bar Chat, Friday. More Red Sox history and some music

lists.