NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO!

This is the first in a series of columns dealing either

substantially or peripherally with science, scientists, technology,

technologists or, to be honest, anything that strikes my fancy.

The first question you might have is “Who is this Bortrum

fellow?” Permit me to introduce myself. First, I am “elderly”,

71 years old to be exact. Readers over 65, were you as

dismayed as I was to find in your Social Security literature the

official definition of “elderly” as being 65 or older? You

Boomers in the audience may be closer than you think to this

exalted state!

Second, you might question my educational background to

decide whether or not to trust anything I say regarding

scientific subjects. Let me assure you that I have a high school

diploma, from Mechanicsburg High School in Pennsylvania,

awarded to me just five years ago at age 66. It”s true! Some of

us are just slow learners. Now that I”ve established my

academic credentials, I should warn you that you won”t find the

name Allen Bortrum in the annals of Mechanicsburg High

School. Indeed, I confess right off the bat that I am using a

nom de plume. Why? Am I ashamed of my true name or do I

have something to hide? Nothing so scandalous as to get me

impeached, I can say with confidence. Then, again, Brian

would comment that nothing seems to get anybody impeached

and convicted these days! Actually the reason for using a nom

de plume is that, ever since I took a semester of French at

Dickinson College, I have been fascinated by the sound of the

term and always hoped to employ this device myself. Now,

Brian Trumbore has given me this chance.

This bit on aging is relevant to the scientific topic for today. I

popped into this world shortly after Christmas in 1927, a

banner year in which the pop-up toaster was invented,

Lindbergh flew the Atlantic and sex hormones were

discovered. Sex itself, of course, was discovered considerably

earlier. Growing up in the 30”s and 40”s, any words describing

virtually any aspects of sexual activity were frowned upon for

public discourse and curse words and scatological terms were

reserved for expressions of severe disgust, pain, anger or

contempt. Indeed, I can remember the shock to the movie-

going public when Clark Gable in “Gone With the Wind”

uttered the line, “Frankly, my dear, I don”t give a damn.”

Now the whole gamut of such words seem a part of the

working vocabulary of even the typical elementary school kid.

We even see on TV a former presidential candidate and charter

member of the “Greatest Generation” discussing the problem of

erectile dysfunction and, by inference, promoting the benefits

of Viagra in overcoming this problem. On the other hand, this

presidential candidate”s successful opponent is publicly chided

for having just the opposite problem. Is it possible that in both

cases the origin of the problem lies in having too much or too

little of a simple molecule, namely NO? You will recall that

we all live in an atmosphere consisting of nitrogen (N) and

oxygen (O) and we shouldn”t be surprised that the compound

NO exists. Indeed, millions of dollars have been spent in

efforts to reduce NO and other emissions from automobiles to

minimize greenhouse effects.

What is surprising is the role played by NO in regulating our

bodily functions. A recent issue of Chemistry, a publication of

the American Chemical Society, contains an article titled

“Science Says “Yes” to NO”. The gist of the article is that

scientists, after much skepticism concerning early work in the

field, are concluding that NO, an even simpler molecule than

H2O, plays an extremely important role in the human body.

Among its functions is control of the dilation of blood vessels

and therein lies its relation to the problems of our two

candidates. It is believed that the effect of Viagra is to increase

the amount of NO in the penis, thus dilating the blood vessels

and allowing more blood to flow into the penis and promote

the solution to the problem of ED. One can only speculate

whether the opposite of ED (OOED) can result from an excess

of this simple molecule and that the solution is to say “No” to

NO?

It is now believed that the well-known effect of nitroglycerine

in relieving the pain of angina is to release NO into the

bloodstream. In this case, NO dilates clogged blood vessels,

allowing the blood to flow more freely and lessen the strain on

the heart. An interesting sidebar to this story concerns Alfred

Nobel, inventor of dynamite and founder of the Nobel Prize.

His recipe for making dynamite involved mixing nitroglycerine

with an appropriate chemical back in the 1890”s. When his

doctor suggested that Nobel take nitroglycerine to relieve his

own angina, Nobel refused, thinking the doctor was crazy to

suggest such a remedy. His reluctance is certainly

understandable! It is only fitting that three of the early workers

who demonstrated the importance of NO shared Mr. Nobel”s

prize of nearly a million dollars last year.

Other roles attributed to NO include regulation of blood

pressure, causing migraine headaches (a counter to OOED),

controlling actions of body orifices, helping the immune

system fight infections, carrying messages between nerve cells

and being linked to memory, sleep, pain and depression.

Unfortunately, NO can be a bad actor under the wrong

conditions, possibly promoting brain damage in certain types

of strokes, Lou Gehrig”s disease, Alzheimer”s disease, etc. Free

NO lasts only a second or so in the body and must rely on other

compounds to carry it from one place to another. In 1992,

Science magazine named NO “Molecule of the Year”. With

future work revealing its effects and ways to promote or inhibit

its release in selected sites in the body, NO could well become

the “Molecule of the Millenium”!

Getting back to Viagra and NO, there have been warnings

about its use by men with certain physical problems, one being

high blood pressure. By this time, perhaps 100-200 or so men

have died who were using Viagra if reports in the press are

correct. How many of these would have died without taking

Viagra is unknown and a controlled study with placebos would

not be practical and probably not ethical to boot. We might

speculate that taking a Viagra pill releases the NO more

generally, not just in the penile vicinity. Hence, dilating other

blood vessels and lowering blood pressure as the blood vessels

expand. If this lowering reinforces the effect of other

medication taken to lower blood pressure, it might not be

surprising that in some cases the pressure would go too low

and fainting or even death could result. The old saw, “But what

a way to go!”, has to be evaluated on an individual basis!

There promises to be more on NO in the future.

Allen F. Bortrum