Studio 54 and Fake Stuff

Studio 54 and Fake Stuff

National League Quiz: Scott Williamson of Cincy won the

Rookie of the Year Award for ”99, but the L.A. Dodgers have

generally had a monopoly on this award. Who were the 4 Dodger

winners between 1979 and 1982? Answer below.

Tiger Woods

I feel like I have paid the man short shrift but what a year he had.

By now you know that he was the first since Ben Hogan in 1953

to win 4 straight tournaments (including last Sunday”s at

Valderrama which counted as a PGA event). His 8 PGA titles for

the year were the most since Johnny Miller won 8 in 1974. It

really is amazing because there was a time when winning 3 in a

year was super. Anyway, even the great Jack Nicklaus didn”t win

8 in a single year. BUT MY MAN ARNIE, DID. TWICE!!

PALMER for President…is it too late?! And as my friends are

sick of hearing, if I could follow just one golfer at next year”s

Master”s, it would be Palmer…at age 70.

“That”s not Frank! That”s an impostor!”

There was a little article in the December issue of Runner”s World

that reminded me of a great Olympic moment. The scene was the

1972 Men”s Marathon at the Munich Games. As American Frank

Shorter was about to enter the Olympic Stadium for his final lap

or so, with the crowd on its feet awaiting his appearance, an

impostor by the name of Norbert Sudhaus snuck in ahead of him

in the tunnel leading onto the track.

As Mark Will-Weber writes, “Up in the ABC-TV broadcast

booth, marathoner and ”Love Story” author Erich Segal, from

whom Shorter had taken a Greek comedy class at Yale, was

bellowing: ”That”s not Frank! That”s an impostor!”” Track

officials quickly snagged Sudhaus and Shorter was able to savor

the moment.

Steve Muhammad…dirtball

On Monday,I read about the tragic death of Indianapolis Colts

player Steve Muhammad”s wife after giving birth to a stillborn

infant. I thought, “God, that”s awful.” Then, as is too often the

case these days, I found out the rest of the story Tuesday.

Nichole Muhammad went into premature labor and died from

excessive bleeding Sunday, 10 days after her husband was

arrested and charged with three counts of battery against her and

their 6-year-old son; charges for which Muhammad surrendered

to police and had faced a hearing scheduled for December.

Now to be fair, according to the AP report, the doctor with

Indiana University said the injuries Mrs. Muhammad suffered in

the alleged beating were not the cause, rather she was affected

more by injuries on her chest and lower abdomen after hitting a

steering wheel in an auto accident a few days before she died.

Seems to me it”s one of those stories where we”ll never know the

truth.

Studio 54

Disco was rocking America in the ”70s when the Studio 54

nightclub burst on the New York party scene, April 1977. It soon

became “the embodiment of the most decadent social period of

any city in modern history. By 1978, New York was headlong

into an era of staggering permissiveness.” [Steven Gaines].

Founded by Steve Rubell and Ian Schrager, the club”s success

solidified, in the public mind, the connection between disco and

an aristocratic sensibility. Rubell “was famous for the arbitrary

brutality of his door policies: allowing a woman in but not her

date, demanding that people strip naked before entering, telling

would-be guests they would never be let in under any

circumstances because they were gauche, or not well shaven, or

tackily dressed.” This assured those that got in that they were in a

world “that was completely safe for you to do whatever you

wanted.” And ladies and gentlemen, that”s why it eventually

closed.

And Disco was to have its end soon thereafter as well. For it was

on a July night in 1979 that Steve Dahl, a Chicago disc jockey

and fervent disco hater staged the famous Disco Demolition rally

in Chicago”s Comiskey Park. The idea was to detonate disco

records between games of a doubleheader the White Sox were

hosting. But Sox fans began chanting, “Disco sucks” and “Death

to disco.” Things got a little out of hand, to say the least, and

basically the stadium was torn up by the mob. The Comiskey riot

became synonymous with the end of the disco era. [Source:

American Heritage magazine].

More On Fake Sports Memorabilia

A few weeks ago I had a Bar Chat on the crisis in the

memorabilia business. Well, the investigation which is centered in

my great state of New Jersey, is intensifying, though the FBI

is divulging little. However, evidently one California dealer has

turned state”s witness and tells tails like a retailer who requested

360 Roger Maris balls, 240 balls signed by Satchel Paige, and

another 240 bearing the signature of Thurman Munson.

In another case, one informant says he witnessed the forging of

signatures of such notables as Jack Dempsey, Frank Sinatra, Babe

Ruth, Ty Cobb, the Beatles and even Abraham Lincoln. What

about Joe Schlabotnik? [Charlie Brown”s favorite player].

[Source: Robert Rudolph, Star-Ledger]

Top 3 songs for the week of 11/10/73: #1 “Keep On Truckin””

(Eddie Kendricks) #2 “Midnight Train To Georgia” (Gladys

Knight & The Pips…gosh, I hate that song) #3 “Angie”

(The Rolling Stones).

Quiz Answers: 1979 – Rick Sutcliffe 1980 – Steve Howe (snort,

snort) 1981 – Fernando Valenzuela 1982 – Steve Sax.

Next Bar Chat, Friday.