Characters of the ABA

Characters of the ABA

Baseball Quiz: Name the top 5 all-time in RBI. Answer below.

Wendell Ladner

Among the great characters of the old American Basketball

Association was Wendell Ladner, a 6” 4″, 220-pound forward,

who in five seasons played for four teams – Memphis, Kentucky,

Carolina and New York. He averaged 11.6 points and 8

rebounds and also made two All-Star teams.

Ladner was attending Southern Miss when the scouts came

calling. But he was drastically out of shape and only Memphis

took a flyer on him. While he was listed as being much taller,

Ladner made up for his lack of stature by being incredibly strong

and a great hustler. He was one of the better offensive

rebounders in the game. And oh the stories. Following are some

snippets from Terry Pluto”s classic, “Loose Balls,” the definitive

history of the old ABA.

There was the time Wendell went diving for a loose ball and

smacked into a glass water cooler, head first, requiring 48

stitches. This was Game 6 of the 1973 playoffs. A reporter

remarked to Ladner”s coach, Babe McCarthy, “It seems Wendell

doesn”t know the meaning of the word ”fear.”” McCarthy said,

“That”s right; of course, he doesn”t know the meaning of many

other words, either.”

Once when the team was flying into Washington, D.C. Ladner

looked out the window and spying the Washington Monument

said, “I bet that”s the Washington Post.”

Ladner was known to be a big fighter, as well. Former ABA

player and current commentator, Steve Jones, recalls that

Memphis was playing the Pittsburgh Condors and their tough

man John Brisker. Brisker came up to Jones and said, “I hear

you”ve got this tough white kid on your team.” Jones said,

“Ladner can fight. I wouldn”t mess with him.” Brisker replied

that they would find out that evening. Jones describes the

ensuing action:

“(After the selfish Brisker got his 30 points) he decided it was

time to go after Wendell. John threw an elbow at Ladner, who

didn”t pay any attention to it and just ran down to the other end

of the court. The next time down the court, Brisker threw

another elbow, and Ladner went crazy. It became more like two

bulls trying to gore each other than a basketball fight. In their

next game, they got into a fight at the jump ball to start the

game.”

Former player and coach Tom Meschery related his own tale.

“He had a two-track mind – basketball and sex. He used hair

spray before games and at halftime so he”d look good for the

ladies.”

And then there is this related story. Wendell went to see a doctor

and said he had a discomfort in his groin area. Ladner was single

at the time. The doctor said, “It looks like you”ve been having

sex too much.”

Wendell said, “You think so?”

Doc: “Well, how many times a day do you have sex?”

Wendell: “I don”t know, three or four times.”

Doc: “Wendell, that”s too much.”

Wendell: “Well, it”s never with the same girl.”

Ladner died in a plane crash in 1975 at the age of 26.

More on Chechnya and the Russians

Details emerged at the end of last week of a disastrous episode

for the Russian army in its fight against the Chechen rebels.

84 elite Russian paratroopers (out of a total force of 90) were

killed on February 29. The government had been trying to

conceal the battle that took their lives because they didn”t want to

ruin Vladimir Putin”s chances at winning the upcoming

presidential election. The truth finally came out because many of

the victims were from the city of Pskov and word had been

spreading of the ambush. It also turns out that many of the

soldiers were killed by friendly fire.

The Russians had been trying to keep 600 rebel fighters from

breaking through a pass into the neighboring republic of

Dagestan. Here”s what the Associated Press and Russian

reporters were able to piece together.

The paratroopers were guarding a mountain pass when the

Chechens radioed the Russians and asked for safe passage.

According to one of the survivors, the request was denied and the

rebels attacked.

The rebel force overwhelmed the federal forces and burst into

their trenches, where the two sides fought hand-to-hand.

Russian Col. Mark Yevtukhin, seeing the battle was lost, ordered

his battery officer, Capt. Viktor Romanov, to call in artillery on

their own position. Romanov, who had lost both legs and was on

the verge of losing consciousness, obeyed and shells began hitting

the area. Both officers died. Before the artillery began firing,

about 30 of the paratroopers were still alive. It is unclear how

many of them were killed by their own side.

“There was simply no other choice,” a commander of the

Airborne troops in Pskov told the newspaper Segodynya. “A

small company that clashed with a huge group of fighters was

doomed anyway. So they just drew fire.”

Real Estate Deal of the Century

I just had to pass this along from the March 20 issue of Business

Week. Noted corporate raider and Reliance Holding Group

CEO, Saul Steinberg, recently sold his New York apartment for a

record $37 million (the previous record was $21.5 million for a

Fifth Avenue penthouse).

Steinberg sold his 20,000-square-foot Park Avenue pad to

Stephen Schwarzman of Blackstone Group. The 34-room

mansion once belonged to John D. Rockefeller Jr. It has a dining

room that seats 48, five master bedrooms, a 60-foot entry gallery,

a gym, a billiard room, a screening room, and space for servants.

The estimated monthly charges are $23,000. Steinberg purchased

the place in 1971 for just $285,000. As for Schwarzman, all I can

think of is the 1980s, when at the peak of the real estate cycle

back then, the Japanese took a bath on such trophy properties as

Rockefeller Center and Pebble Beach.

NCAA Tidbit

In 1981, the term March Madness really came to the fore. In a

single day, Arkansas guard U.S. Reed heaved a 49-foot buzzer

beater to give the Razorbacks a one-point, second round upset of

Louisville; Rolando Blackman of 8th-seeded Kansas State hit a

16-foot turnaround as the Wilcats nipped #1 seed Oregon State;

and St. Joe”s Bryan Warwick (I think…my memory is growing

fuzzy) drives the lane for a layup at the horn to defeat DePaul,

then #1 in the nation.

*This year I”m going with Stanford to run the table.

Rickey Henderson

This guy is a total pain-in-the-butt. Having said that, he is also

on the way to the Baseball Hall of Fame. He enters the 2000 season

on the cusp of some awesome records and, since he is driven to

achieve baseball immortality, barring injury he should get them in

the next one to two years.

Currently Henderson is 3rd all-time in bases on balls. He has

1,972.with only Ted Williams (2,019) and Babe Ruth (2,056)

ahead of him. [He had 82 walks in 1999]. And Rickey is 4th on

the all-time runs scored list with 2,103. Ruth and Aaron each had

2,174 while Ty Cobb scored 2,245. [Henderson scored 89 in

1999].

On the stolen base front, Henderson enters the season with 1,334.

Lou Brock is second with 938. Ty Cobb is third, 892. When

people talk of records that may never be broken, this should be

right at the top.

Top 3 songs for the week of 3/9/68: #1 “Love Is Blue” (Paul

Mauriat) #2 “(Theme From) Valley Of The Dolls” (Dionne

Warwick) #3 “(Sittin” On) The Dock Of The Day” (Otis

Redding).

Quiz Answer: 1) Hank Aaron, 2297 2) Babe Ruth, 2212

3) Lou Gehrig, 1995 4) Stan Musial, 1951 5) Ty Cobb, 1939

.and the next five.6) Jimmie Foxx, 1921 7) Eddie Murray,

1917 8) Willie Mays, 1907 9) Cap Anson, 1879 10) Mel Ott,

1860.

Next Bar Chat, Wednesday. The next two will focus on St.

Patrick”s Day and an Irish tale or two.