LBJ…the End

LBJ…the End

Golf Quiz: It”s almost Masters time, a time for me to give my

“Go Arnie!” cheer. [My spies say he”s hitting the ball real well].

Name the Top 5 all-time in Top 10 finishes in professional majors.

Answer below.

March 31, 1968

We are going to spend a lot of time, particularly this coming

summer, on the year 1968. A rather tumultuous one, I think

you”d agree. And this particular day was no exception.

But first, on March 12, a little known U.S. senator, Eugene

McCarthy, scored a political “upset” when he finished a strong

second in the New Hampshire Democratic primary to President

Lyndon Johnson, garnering 42% of the vote to Johnson”s 48%.

The times were such that this was considered a crushing defeat

for LBJ. It didn”t help that Johnson personally scorned

McCarthy.

While McCarthy was known as a peacenik on the Vietnam War,

polls in New Hampshire showed that 60% of those voting for

“Clean Gene” described themselves as hawks and were voting

more against an inept administration policy on the conduct of the

war. The next primary was due to be held in Wisconsin and polls

there showed that McCarthy would crush LBJ. Said one Johnson

adviser, “We sent a man (to campaign for Johnson) and all we”ve

heard from him since is a few faint beeps, like the last radio

signals from the Bay of Pigs.”

With an already reeling Johnson, the situation became worse

when just 4 days after New Hampshire, Bobby Kennedy entered

the race.

So it was against this background that on March 31, LBJ handed

his loyal vice president, Hubert Humphrey, a piece of paper from

his breast pocket and asked Hubert to read aloud a few lines he

had put down as a way of ending a presidential address on

Vietnam that evening. His first ending was simply an appeal for

national unity. This second ending that Humphrey was reading

was much more. Humphrey burst into tears.

At 9:35 p.m., broadcasting to 85 million Americans, LBJ raised

his right arm in a pre-arranged signal and the TelePrompter

scrolled up the second ending.

Johnson started the speech by discussing the mounting racial

tensions and growing public denouncement of the country”s

involvement in the war. LBJ announced a partial halt to the

bombing of North Vietnam as well as the opening of peace

negotiations. He then expressed concern for the “division in the

American house,” stating that he could not allow such divisions to

permeate the presidency.

“I have concluded that I should not permit the presidency to

become involved in the partisan divisions that are developing in

this political year.” LBJ then paused to stare into the camera, as

if to make sure everyone was paying close attention. And

everyone was caught completely off guard by the next line.

“Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the

nomination of my party for another term as your president.”

[In his memoirs, LBJ reported that even as he took the oath in

January 1965, he would never take it again. His health (bad

heart), he had decided, would not take the punishment of another

term.]

*Sources: “The American Century,” Harold Evans. “CBS

Reports: Moments in Broadcasting.”

Tom Weiskopf

Even at age 57, this underachieving former PGA star continues to

make news. Herewith are a few comments from his April Golf

Digest interview.

Q: Did you support the American players demand that a portion

of last year”s Ryder Cup proceeds go to charities?

A: I believe that at first they wanted that money for themselves.

(But later) somebody got to them – their wives, parents, agents,

whoever – so the players backed off and said they wanted it to go

to charity. Come on.

Q: You felt they were disingenuous?

A: Of course they were.

Q: Do you enjoy being with the senior tour players?

A: Excluding about a dozen guys, they are the most unhappy

group of individuals I”ve ever been around in my life. It”s just

pathetic. There are guys you see at the end of the day taking the

plastic bag you”re supposed to put your golf shoes in and filling it

up with beer or soft drinks to take it back to their room or out to

their buddies. They dress in the dark; you see polyester and

Western pockets all over the place. And they”re cheap. I”ve

watched some of them tip the locker-room attendant, the guy

who shines their shoes all week long, as little as $20. I mean,

they drink $30 worth of soft drinks and beer alone. I just

couldn”t believe it.

Q: You sound a bit disillusioned.

A: The length of the courses. They say they”re playing 6,800-

yard courses, but I guarantee they”re shorter than that. No par 3

is over 190 yards, and there”s no par 4 over 420 yards. I got tired

of hitting a 3-wood off every tee and then a wedge to the green. I

found it boring.

Ricky Williams

I finally got around to reading the Sports Illustrated interview

with the New Orleans Saints running back from about 3 weeks

ago. All I can say is, what a pig. If you didn”t read it, all

you need to know is that when Williams eats food in his

apartment, he takes a bite out of a sandwich or a piece of fruit

and then throws the rest on the floor. Seriously. And he says

he”s misunderstood.

Top 3 songs for the week of 3/31/73: #1 “Killing Me Softly With

His Song” (Roberta Flack) #2 “Also Sprach Zarathustra (2001)”

(Deodato…a total embarrassment that this song got this

high…what were we thinking?) #3 “Neither One Of Us” (Gladys

Knight & The Pips…never liked ”em, never will).

Quiz answer: Jack Nicklaus (73-18 wins.again, professional

majors), Sam Snead (46-7), Gary Player (44-9), Tom Watson

(44-8), Ben Hogan (39-9).

Next Bar Chat, Monday…the Sam Phillips story.