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Baseball Quiz: How high is the pitching mound? Answer below.

Robert Trent Jones

One of the great golf architects of all time died last Wednesday at

the age of 93. Jones was born in Ince, England and lived in

Wales before his family moved to East Rochester, NY when he

was 6. It was as a caddie at the Country Club of Rochester that

he learned the game of golf. And it just so happens that Walter

Hagen was an assistant pro there at the same time.

It is estimated that Jones is responsible for 310 courses of his own

design as well as 150 which he updated and remodeled to keep up

with advances in equipment. Since 1951 his courses have been

the venue for some 79 national championships, including 20 U.S.

Opens and 12 PGA Championships.

One of Jones” redesign projects was the Lower Course at

Baltusrol in Springfield, NJ. As noted sportswriter Red Hoffman

describes it, “Club members thought Jones” transformation of a

120-yard par three into a 190-yard test with water hazards was

too tough to play.”

“Jones aimed to show them it wasn”t. With a borrowed No. 4

iron, he holed a shot for an ace.”

“”Gentlemen, the hole is fair, eminently fair,” he told them.”

Jones once described his philosophy in this manner: “Every hole

should be a hard par and easy bogey. The shattering of par

without a proper challenge is a fraud.”

Jones” two sons, Robert Trent Jr. and Rees, are prodigious

architects in their own right. About 11 months ago, Trent Sr.

suffered a stroke and the two boys were in the hospital with their

father. Trent Jr. recalls:

“My father had a great sense of wit. It”s what propelled him to be

a great golf architect.Dad looked at me and said, ”Bobby, am I

going to die?” I said, ”No, you just had a little stroke.” He said,

”Do I have to count it?””

Among Trent Jones most famous course designs or remodeling

jobs are Augusta National, Baltusrol, Firestone, Hazeltine,

Valerrama, Oakland Hills, Oak Hill, The Olympic Club,

Ballybunion, and Congressional.

Jack Nicklaus on the senior tour:

Q: Is it any fun?

A: Oh, yeah, we have a good time. We had a real senior moment

during the first round of the Tradition in March. One hole, Dale

Douglas was walking all over Dave Stockton”s line on the green.

Maybe three times. Then I called Dale “Dave.” Then I

apologized to Dale for calling him Dave and he said, “That”s OK,

I never heard you anyway.”

Byron Nelson on Tiger Woods:

Q: Could Tiger be the best player ever?

A: Definitely. Jack Nicklaus is the best we”ve seen so far. But

Tiger is so driven. Fabulously wealthy, yet he competes like he

hasn”t got a dime. Also, he”s getting more comfortable being

No. 1.

[Source: Golf Digest]

Funniest Films

In case you missed the American Film Institute”s list of the 100

funniest American moves of all time.

1. Some Like it Hot

2. Tootsie

3. Dr. Strangelove

4. Annie Hall

5. Duck Soup

6. Blazing Saddles

7. M*A*S*H

8. It Happened One Night

9. The Graduate

10. Airplane!

Here are some I feel should have been much higher than where

they were rated. #17 The Odd Couple, #36 Animal House.that

horrible last 20 minutes did them in, #71 Caddyshack, #87 Fast

Times at Ridgemont High, #93 Fargo.

Forbes Richest Men List

1. Bill Gates.$60 billion

2. Larry Ellison.$47 billion

3. Paul Allen

4. Warren Buffett

5. (tie) German retailers Theo and Karl Albrecht; Prince

Alwaleed of Saudi Arabia; and S. Robson Walton of Wal-

Mart fame.

8. Masayoshi Son, Japanese software magnate.

9. Michael Dell

10. Kenneth Thomson of Thomson Corp.

John Daly”s 14

At Pebble Beach on Thursday, Daly took a 14 on the 18th hole,

finishing with an 83, whereupon he withdrew from the

tournament. So here”s the damage.

Tee shot: Scoots drive under a fence and into the backyard of a

home that borders the right side of the fairway. Out of bounds.

3rd shot: Hooks ball into Carmel Bay. Out of play

5th shot: Hooks ball into Carmel Bay. Out of play.

7th shot: Lays up with 5-iron and lands it safely.

8th shot: Lays up short of the green.

9th shot: Plops shot into the water again. Daly is forced to take a

drop in the bunker, the point at which his ball last crossed the

margin of the hazard. The ball winds up against the sea wall.

11th shot: With the ball up against the wall, Daly takes left-handed

swing and winds up in a bunker.

12th shot: Daly blasts out of the sand.

13th shot: Putt.

14th shot: Putt.

Ronettes Score!

One of the true dirtballs in the music industry is producer Phil

Spector. And a New York State Supreme Court Judge has finally

begun the process of righting some wrongs.

Back in 1963, Spector discovered the Ronettes, of “Be My Baby”

fame. The group received one payment of $14,482 for their work

under a five-year contract. Supposedly, that was the only money

ever paid the girls.

Now, it has been a not so hidden secret that groups in the 60s,

particularly black ones and all girl groups, were screwed out of

royalties. But this is ridiculous.

Spector sold the recordings for use as background music in

movies, videocassette recordings, advertising, and oldies

compilations. The standard practice is for the artists to receive

50% of any income generated from such use.

The judge ruled that the women are entitled to one-half of $3.35

million that Spector got from commercial uses that were not

covered by the contract, plus $925,000 in interest, for a total of

$2.6 million.

Ronnie Spector, who had a stormy marriage years ago to Phil

Spector, was excited by the judgment. “I hope this decision

allows people in rock ”n” roll to avoid the problems and pain I had

to go through. If I can help one person in rock from dying broke,

then I will have done my job.

Top 3 songs for the week of 6/19/71: “It”s Too Late” (Carol

King) #2 “Rainy Days and Mondays” (Carpenters) #3 “Want

Ads” (The Honey Cone).

Guess Who…Revisited

I featured the Canadian group in my 5/17 Bar Chat. This past

week they had a little Q&A in Newsweek.

Q: ”American Woman” is in so many commercials and movies.

It”s hard to misread lyrics like ”American woman, stay away from

me.” But commercials use your song to sell U.S. pride. Are we

just a stupid country?

Randy Bachman: We find it pretty confusing, but we”re just kind

of amused. This was a protest song from 1970, a bunch of

Canadian guys writing an antiwar tune.

Burton Cummings: I always thought the song was really more

pro-Canadian than it was anti-American. What I was thinking at

the time was more like, “Canadian woman, I like you. Canadian

woman, I sort of prefer you.” But I guess it came out different.

Nets Trade…Maybe

I share some New Jersey Nets season tickets with friends Anna

and Steve. I have never met more of a basketball fan than Anna.

So I just had to share her thoughts on a trade many of us would

like to see occur. Keith Van Horn for Karl Malone.

“I figure that Van Horn”s value is at its peak in Utah since he was

a college hero there. Utah definitely needs to start rebuilding with

Hornacek retired and Stockton/Malone having at best 1 and 3

years of productive play left, respectively. Malone is old but one

of the best conditioned athletes in the NBA with only one game

missed to injury in the last 10 years. I would gamble on him

having 3 more good years. He and Stephon (Marbury) would

definitely mesh. The Nets need veteran leadership and a physical

presence inside. Van Horn might be more apt to blossom in the

western conference which is known more for finesse and offense

than the east”s more physical play.”

And the Nets should retain their #1 draft pick and take Kenyon

Martin.

So there you have it. We”re hoping the Nets new GM Rod Thorn

reads this.

Baseball Quiz: The pitching mound is now 10 inches high. From

1903-1968, the mound was 15 inches in height. Before 1903 it

was 20 inches or more. I threw this quiz out there as an

enticement for my upcoming Wednesday Bar Chat where I will

go into some detail regarding the Year of the Pitcher, 1968.

Also in Wednesday”s Bar Chat…the origins of the Korean War.

*And coming in July, “Johnny Mac”s Baseball History.” I have

enlisted my friend J Mac to fill us in on some great stories from

the past. I know you”ll find them highly entertaining.