Ernest Jones and One-Hit Wonders

Ernest Jones and One-Hit Wonders

Baseball Quiz: Now these may be fairly easy. 1) Who is the all-

time leader in shutouts? 2) Who is the only player in either

league to get 7 hits in a 9-inning game. [Two others did it in

extra innings.] Answers below.

Johnny Mac”s Sports Beat

More baseball in the coming weeks. But first, J Mac has a little

golf tale.

As you golfers are well aware, teachers and “swing gurus” (gosh,

I hate that term) are all the rage today. Butch Harmon, who

tutors young Mr. Woods, is probably more famous than his Dad.

All his father did was win the Masters. So let me take you back

to the original swing master, Ernest Jones.

Born in 1888 in Kent (outside of London) Ernest was involved in

golf from an early age. He won caddy tournaments starting at

age 10. He eventually became an assistant pro by age 18. A fine

player, he won the Kent Cup in 1914. He would repeat that win

in 1920 under very different circumstances.

You see, WW I was raging and Jones, at age 27, volunteered to

serve. In 1915, he was wounded by shrapnel so severely that his

right leg was amputated at the knee. Just 4 months after the

amputation, he attempted to play again. Without use of a

prosthesis he shot 83 his first time out! He was shortly breaking

70, eventually shooting a 64 balancing on one leg. He eventually

adapted to a prosthetic device and played exhibitions against the

likes of Harry Vardon and James Braid.

This ability to play on one leg led Jones to his discovery about

the golf swing.it wasn”t “hit the ball” as he was taught, but

instead “swing and clubhead.” Simple, huh?

He taught some of the finest players of the day while a head pro

on Long Island and specialized in teaching women. His

approach, which focused on feel over power (Jones himself was

only 5”2″ and 130 lbs) was ideally suited to the fairer sex.

Remember, this was some 40 years before the sexual revolution

and women were not even allowed at most clubs.

After WW II, he moved his teaching indoors, to the Spalding

building in midtown Manhattan. His private 30 minute lessons

were booked months in advance and he gave more than 3,000 a

year. He would also counsel anyone who asked, from fellow

train riders on the LIRR to fellow imbibers at the Brass Rail.

Occasionally, Spalding employees were also given lessons.

Among those employees was a young girl who was modeling

sportswear for the company. She thought that since she was

wearing the golf attire, a certain knowledge of the game wouldn”t

hurt. Also availing himself of Mr. Jones” expertise was another

employee, a WW II Air Force vet and admitted golf nut. While

trying to keep his focus on the ball, he was nonetheless intrigued

by the young model. They dated, married and lived happily ever

after. The vet was Johnny Mac Sr., the young model, my mom.

As I struggle now to overcome serious surgery and work my way

back to some semblance of competency on the course, the story

of Ernest Jones gives me hope.

One-Hit Wonders, continued

Artists whose only Billboard Top 40 song was also a Top 10 hit.

[For the period 1961-75. Chart debut and peak position are

also listed.]

Marvin Hamlisch “The Entertainer” 4/74 #3 [“The Sting”]

Major Harris “Love Won”t Let Me Wait” 5/68 #2.Doesn”t get

any better than this one.

Richard Harris “MacArthur Park” 5/68 #2…Ever notice how

this song just won”t go away? Aaghhhhh!

Rolf Harris “Tie Me Kangaroo Down” 6/63 #3

Joe Henderson “Snap Your Fingers” 6/62 #8

Eddie Holman “Hey There Lonely Girl” 1/70 #2

Clint Holmes “Playground In My Mind” 5/73 #2

The Hondells “Little Honda” 10/64 #9

The Honeycombs “Have I The Right?” 10/64 #5

Hot Butter “Popcorn” 8/72 #9…totally embarrassing tune.

The Human Beinz (sic) “Nobody But Me” 1/68 #8…Cleveland

bar band.

The Ides of March “Vehicle” 4/70 #2

Frank Ifield “I Remember You” 9/62 #5…I hope you

remember this one, awesome song.

Jorgen Ingmann & His Guitar “Apache” 2/61 #2…from

Denmark.

Terry Jacks “Seasons In The Sun” 2/74 #1…Canadian

The Jaggerz “The Rapper” 2/70 #2

The Jaynetts “Sally, Go ”Round The Roses” 9/63 #2

Top 3 songs for the week of 7/19/75: #1 “Listen To What The

Man Said” (Wings) #2 “The Hustle” (Van McCoy & The Soul

City Symphony) #3 “I”m Not In Love” (10CC.requesting

quiet. requesting quiet).

BTO / Al Gore

[Thanks to HK for passing on this story from The Globe and

Mail.]

You may have noticed that during some of Al Gore”s campaign

appearances, he has been employing Bachman Turner

Overdrive”s song, “You Ain”t Seen Nothing Yet,” one of the

great road songs and a #1 hit for BTO in 1974.

According to a Gore spokesperson, Randy Bachman”s tune has

sharpened the focus of Gore”s appearances. “After Tipper

brought us the song, the phrase became more of a riff in the

speech. It fit so well we actually changed the speech a little. It”s

a two-for-one. It”s not only a great song. It truly captures Gore”s

message.”

“I wish they”d sharpen my bank account, ” says Randy Bachman.

[I recently wrote of Bachman…remember, he”s also a co-founder

of The Guess Who, currently on a big reunion tour.] As far as he

knows, no one from the Gore campaign has contacted his

publisher to negotiate the rights to use the song. [I used an

oldies song, myself, last year in a radio commercial. It”s a long

process to gain permission. But, first and foremost, the artists

deserve to be paid!!!]

It turns out that Bill Clinton tried to get permission to another

BTO song, “Takin” Care of Business,” back in 1992. “I said no,”

says Bachman. “I didn”t like Bill Clinton and I really don”t like

politicians.”

Clinton requested the song again in 1996. Bachman refused him

a second time. “I didn”t like Clinton because I did a lot of work

down south and I know the state he”s from has a bad

environmental record. And I didn”t like what he did personally.

If a guy cheats on his wife, then he cheats in business.”

Now, lest you think this piece is an excuse to blast both Clinton

AND Gore, Bachman likes Al.

But Globe and Mail reporter Brent Bambury mused about a line

in “You Ain”t Seen Nothing Yet”. ”Any love is good love / So I

took what I could get”.

How to interpret it? Says Gore spokesperson Jano Cabrera:

“Our interpretation of that would be there”s nothing wrong with

unity and it”s a symbol of how interested Vice President Gore is

in bipartisanship.” Weak spin, eh?

Gabe Jennings

Hopefully you caught some of Sunday”s action at the U.S.

Olympic Track and Field Trials. Again, if you are in the least bit

interested in sports, it”s worth watching; better than the Olympics

themselves. [Don”t miss this coming Sunday and the battle in

the Men”s 200 between Michael Johnson and Maurice Greene.]

My friend George and I were discussing another facet of the

Trials. These athletes are terrific role models. None of this NBA

garbage. First off, you have to admire the tremendous dedication

track athletes have to their sport. They”re also an intelligent

bunch who you imagine might actually watch the news now and

then.

I will try and profile a few of the Olympic team members as we

get closer to Sydney but, for now, there is one true character on

the team who, while highly intelligent, may not exactly be

everyone”s role model, Gabe Jennings, who won the 1500 on

Sunday.

Jennings has quite an interesting background. For starters, his

mother delivered him, herself! [You don”t want to know all the

details.] Gabe”s parents were living on a commune in Northern

California. The date of his birth, January 25, is also that of the

great Steve Prefontaine, perhaps the best all-around distance

runner America has ever produced. Pre was also known for his

quirky behavior and, thus, serves as a role model for Jennings in

more ways than one.

Back in 1997, Jennings ran the fastest high school mile in 23

years (4:03) and he ended up enrolling at Stanford, where this

past spring he won both the NCAA indoor and outdoor 1,500

meters.

As to his quirkiness, columnist John Walters had the following

description of Jenning”s in the current issue of Sports Illustrated.

“Jenning”s wardrobe is more J. Christ than J. Crew. Whenever

possible he eschews shoes, socks and underwear – ”I don”t

believe in laundry,” he says – and walks around campus in a long

flowing robe that he purchased in Morocco. He”d rather walk

around naked. ”When I go into the music building to practice the

harpsichord,” he says, ”I like to play in the nude.””

Hey, who am I to judge? But I can”t say I”m too fired up when

Jennings describes himself as a revolutionary, “espousing

communism and calling Che Guevara, ”my hero,”” according to

Walters.

Get ready to see a lot of Jennings during the Sydney coverage.

He”s great copy.

Quiz Answers: 1) Walter Johnson, 110. 2) Rennie Stennett,

Pittsburgh, 9/16/75. Stennett went 7 for 7. Now I went back and

figured out that without this one game, Stennett would have

finished the season batting .277, instead of the .286 mark he

ended up with. Back then, that meant something in contract

talks.

*Two A.L. players have 7 hits in a game. Rocky Colavito did it

for Detroit in 1962, going 7 for 10 in a 22-inning game. In 1970,

Cesar Gutierrez went 7 for 7, but in a 12-inning game while

playing for Detroit. Gutierrez was not a good hitter and this

single performance meant he finished the season at .243 instead

of .230. [Yes, some of this info is about the most useless stuff

you are ever going to receive in your lifetime.]

Soccer

I”ve mentioned this before but in my travels overseas, one of the

fun things to do is sit in a pub and watch a good English league

soccer (football) game. Alas, the coverage in America, however,

sucks. But, on the off chance that you care like I do, there is a

terrific web site that I found out about through Sports Illustrated.

www.soccerage.com [Grab a pint!]

Next Bar Chat, Friday…a summer hockey tale from our friends

up north (really!)…and a little British golf history; it”s British

Open time, you know. Plus, oh, what the heck…those darn

bears.