Records Were Made…

Records Were Made…

Catcher Quiz: Name the top 5 all-time in home runs by a catcher.

[Important: Only homers while catching, not at another position.]

Answer below.

July 23, 2000

When the sports history of the century is written, it is doubtful

there will be any more significant day than Sunday. Tiger, Karrie

and Lance.

With his sensational British Open victory, Tiger has now won 24

of 89 career starts as a professional. This week”s score was the

lowest ever for a major.

Karrie Webb, in qualifying for the L.P.G.A. Hall of Fame at age

25, has now finished in the Top Ten in 34 of her last 38

tournaments (with 3 majors).

And as for Lance Armstrong, he”s simply the guttiest athlete of

modern times.

So remember this date. Tell your children about it.

Johnny Mac”s Baseball Beat

Records are made to be broken.or not.

A good waste of time in the local pubs are the discussions that

inevitably take place over what records will or will not be broken.

We here at S&N are not above wasting a little time, so we will

wade in on the issue.

First off, the only records that really matter are baseball records.

Baseball not only has the most statistics of any sport, but the best

statistics as well. With a little investigation and understanding

you can make realistic comparisons between players and teams of

different times and places. No other sport really offers you this.

The best running back in history, running behind the worst line,

would have lousy numbers…mediocre basketball players can

average 20 points a game if they take enough shots and if they”re

on a lousy enough team (if you don”t believe me, look up Tony

Campbell”s stats for the expansion T”Wolves as an example). But

baseball is different.the numbers really mean something.sure

you have aberrations, but the cream usually rises.

Most casual barroom types like to focus on big records, like

DiMaggio”s streak or Aaron”s homers. For years it was Gehrig”s

2130 that couldn”t be touched. They were wrong on Gehrig, they

will be wrong on Aaron and I think wrong on DiMaggio. Thus, I

offer you a few that can confidently be classified as untouchable.

Anyone have a clue who holds the career record for triples? Hall

of Famer Sam Crawford hit 312 (or 313 or 309, depending on the

source). At first blush, one might shrug and say big deal.but

let”s examine it. All of the career leaders are old-timers.Cobb,

Wagner, Speaker, Waner. The first player on the list that can be

called recent is Musial, with 177…and he retired in 1960. Of

more recent vintage, you find Clemente (166), Mays (140), Willie

Davis (138), Brett (137), Butler (131) and Yount (126). The

active leader going into the season is Lance Johnson with 117 and

the odds of Lance hitting 200 more are kinda slim. Good, still

young, veterans like Robby Alomar (58 for his career) seem

incapable of reaching 100. So anyone who thinks this record is

“soft” better check their pharmaceutical intake.

Why is this, do you think? One reason is the parks…the old

parks were quirkier, and not maintained like they are today,

leading to stranger bounces. But maybe another reason is the

mentality…the one overriding certainty about triple hitting is that

you must leave the batters box on the dead run. No posing, no

styling.just flat out hustle. Musial, Brett, Yount…nobody ever

thought of these players as overly fast…but they had a rep for

hustle. Harry Heilmann, who was slower than me, had 151.

Here”s one to chew on.Babe Ruth, who trained on beer and hot

dogs, had 136, more than any current player. So Mr. Crawford,

rest easy…you”re pretty safe.

While I”m on a triple rant, care to venture a guess to the single

season record? It”s 36!…held by one Owen “Chief” Wilson,

1912. I”ll grant you this is an aberration. Wilson wasn”t all that

much of a player and he never sniffed near that number before or

after, but 36! Nobody, but nobody, has come closer than 10 this

century. In the last 50 years, Willie Wilson and Lance Johnson

had 21, Mays and Brett 20.that”s it folks. The same reasoning

applies so we”ll leave it at that.

Here”s a cute little one…who holds the record for innings pitched

and complete games in one World Series? Deacon Phillippe, a

durable (no kidding) control pitcher, spun 5 complete games

totaling 44 innings in the 1903 Series. Injuries had decimated the

Pittsburgh staff going in and Deacon was about all they

had.going against the Boston aces Cy Young and Bill Dinneen,

Deac went 3-2. Pittsburgh lost the Series, but not for lack of

effort on the part of Phillippe. He was a 20-game winner a

number of times and ended up 186-108 with a 2.59 ERA for his

career. A sore arm (predictably) hampered his career, but he did

win 13 straight, going 14-2 in 1910 before hanging them up in

1911. I will state with a decent degree of certainty that

Phillippe”s record will stand for a while…I mean, a pitcher is

considered a horse today if he completes 5 games by the break!

Those are my choices…they are by no means the only good

choices but they are as certain as any to stand the test of time.

Some may like Young”s win total (or loss total for that matter),

Ryan”s K”s, Johnson”s shutouts, Speaker”s doubles or Rickey”s

steals, but I”m partial to the offbeat stuff.

Shark!.Shar…

Dateline, New Jersey.the summer of 1916. On July 1, a 25-

year-old Philly student is swimming about 50 feet offshore of

Beach Haven when he is attacked by a large shark. He died the

next day.

Five days later at Spring Lake, some 30 miles north, a young

bellboy (or was it buoy boy) was swimming a few hundred feet

from shore when he began to scream. When he was pulled

ashore, rescuers discovered something rather gruesome. They

had left the kid”s legs in the water. He died on the beach.

New Jersey”s businessmen were in a panic…as were the

beachgoers, obviously. They tried to salvage the summer by

installing wire nets around the swimming areas. Boat patrols

became the norm.

But just when everyone thought it was safe to return to the water,

on July 12 a boy was swimming in the creek at Matawan when he

disappeared.

Now Matawan is 11 miles inland from the Raritan Bay, linked to

it by the creek. Moments before, a fisherman nearby where the

boy went under had seen a large shadow in the water. He knew

it was trouble.

The fisherman tried to alert the boy, and then a rescuer went in

where he thought the boy might be. Big mistake. The rescuer

was mauled. Both he and the boy died.

The shark then bit a teenage boy but he survived.

Suddenly, there was a ton of international attention focused on

New Jersey. Construction on the New Jersey Turnpike and

Garden State Parkway began overnight to accommodate all of

those fleeing the waters. Interstates were built, heading west.

[As to these last few points, I may be slightly off in my history.]

But three days later, a 9-foot great white shark was caught in the

Raritan Bay. Human remains were found in its stomach. The

attacks ended. The citizenry flocked back into the water…only to

be pricked by medical waste from New York.

[Source: The above was largely taken from a recent story by Neil

Genzlinger in the New York Times.]

Bear Chat…continued

So just last Friday, I offered a public service announcement for

those of you who may take nature walks where bears share the

trails. Our own Canadian wildlife correspondent, Harry K, gave

us his ultimate words of wisdom…take pepper spray and wear

little bells to let the bears know you”re around.

Well, unbelievably, Howard Brant, the hunting and fishing

columnist for The Star-Ledger newspaper here in New Jersey,

had a Sunday column entitled, “Bear Bells Fail to Get a Ringing

Endorsement.”

“For years, park rangers and wildlife professionals have advised

people traveling through known bear country to talk loudly or

sing or make any other loud noises to avoid confrontation with

bears – all bears, regardless of species.”

But now, researchers at Alaska”s Katmai National Park, home to

mega bears, have found that the bells aren”t effective!

Setting up a blind along a well-worn bear trail, when bears

approached and the bells were rung, not one bruin even picked up

its ears to the sound.

But when a bear approached and the chief researcher snapped a

pencil in half (I believe, a No. 2 one) – a sound that emulates a

stick snapping on the forest floor – the bear quickly became alert.

And in another study, this same expert found that pepper spray,

used as a bear repellent, can often attract bears rather than chase

them away.

Now that doesn”t mean you should stop packin” pepper, but the

biologist believes that if pepper spray is placed about a woodland

campsite or around a tent, it appears bears like its taste and smell.

Folks, I don”t know what to tell you. But wait…Harry just

passed this on.

It seems that July 2, a 24-year-old biathlete, Mary Beth Miller,

was killed by a black bear while training northwest of Quebec

City. Was she wearing bells? Did she smell like pepper? Are the

bears taking over? Will they now form a political movement?

Stay tuned.

The Future

2000 – P.G.A. – winner – Woods

2001 – Masters – winner – Woods

2001 – U.S. Open – winner – Woods

2001 – British Open – winner – Woods

2001 – P.G.A. – winner – Mickelson. [Woods is injured in a minor

auto accident a day before the tournament starts. Unable to move

his neck and with his arm in a sling, he nonetheless finishes only 2

strokes behind.]

2002 – Masters – winner – Woods

Top 3 songs for the week of 7/24/71: #1 “Indian Reservation”

(Raiders) #2 “It”s Too Late / I Feel The Earth Move” (Carole

King) #3 “You”ve Got A Friend” (James Taylor).

U.S. Olympic Trials

I told you it was worth watching! The Men”s 200-meter final last

night was rather dramatic, to say the least. We here at Bar Chat

love baseball, but for pure theatrics, it”s tough to beat track in an

Olympic year.

Quiz Answer: New Hall of Famer Carlton Fisk, 351 (376

overall); Johnny Bench, 327 (389 overall); Yogi Berra, 306 (358);

Gary Carter, 298 (324); Lance Parrish, 295 (324). Mike Piazza

entered the season with 237 (240 overall).

*Congrats to Sparky Anderson, Turkey Stearnes, “Bid” McPhee

and Tony Perez, for also being enshrined at Cooperstown on

Sunday. Sparky had the quote of the day.

“If you don”t think baseball is the greatest game.leave!”

Next Bar Chat, Wednesday…more Johnny Mac Baseball and One-Hit

Wonders.