Just Say No To Placidyl!

Just Say No To Placidyl!

Football Hall of Fame Quiz: 2 members of the Pro Football Hall

of Fame have last names beginning with ”A” and also finished their

careers with the Dallas Cowboys in the early ”70s. Name them.

Answer below.

Elvis

It was at 2:20 p.m., on August 16, 1977, that the King died. He

had stayed up all night, doing his partying and racketball thing

with his buddies. Finally, at 6 a.m. on the 16th, he started

ingesting massive amounts of various chemicals and did that until

about 8 a.m., at which point he tried to get some sleep. But,

unable to do so, around 9 a.m., he told his 20-year-old

girlfriend, Ginger Alden, that he was going to read in the

bathroom.

Ginger then went to sleep and, awakening around 2:20 p.m., was

immediately concerned that the King wasn”t there. She found

him lying on the floor of the bathroom, instead. There were

already signs of rigormortis when he was discovered but,

nonetheless, Elvis”s aides and medical personnel tried to revive

him for an hour before officially pronouncing him dead.

What was Elvis reading? “The Scientific Search for the Face of

Jesus.” It was revealed later that his body contained butabarbital,

codeine, morphine, pentobarbital, Placidyl, Quaalude, Valium

and Valmid. Yup, that”ll do it. Throw in a couple hundred

peanut butter and banana sandwiches and you”ve got a truly

potent mixture.

Elvis was actually scheduled to marry Ginger on August 27 at his

next concert. But his mind was also on a book which had been

published on August 12, written by 3 of his ex-bodyguards,

which was the first to chronicle his drug abuse and obsession

with firearms, among other things.

President Carter issued a statement: “Elvis Presley”s death

deprives our country of a part of itself. He was unique and

irreplaceable…(and) changed the face of American pop

culture…he was a symbol to people the world over, of the

vitality, rebelliousness and good humor of this country.”

Elvis” body was placed in a mausoleum alongside his mother in a

public cemetery in Memphis, but after an attempted break-in, the

two were moved to Graceland…father Vernon joined mother and

son about two years later.

Elvis and Nixon

And then there is the bizarre episode of December 21, 1970,

when Elvis checked into a DC hotel under the name Joe

Burrows. The next day, he appeared unannounced at the White

House, requesting a visit with President Nixon.

Elvis had a fascination with law enforcement and was looking to

lend any support he could to aid in the war on drugs.

Nixon obliged…he was more bemused than anything else by the

whole request…and Elvis entered the Oval Office, clad in a

crushed purple velvet suit and gargantuan gold belt. At Elvis”

request, Nixon designated him a “special assistant” in the Federal

Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. And it was then that

the now famous picture of the two was taken.

One-Hit Wonders, continued

[Artists whose only Billboard Top 40 song was also a Top 10 hit,

covering the period, 1961-75. Chart release date and peak

position included.]

David Rose “The Stripper” 6/62 #1

Merrilee Rush / The Turnabouts “Angel Of The Morning”

6/68 #7

Crispian St. Peters “The Pied Piper” 7/66 #4

Kyu Sakamoto “Sukiyaki” 5/63 #1…song put Mothra to sleep.

The Sensations “Let Me In” 2/62 #4

Shep and the Limelites “Daddy”s Home” 4/61 #2

The Shadows of Knight “Gloria” #10 4/66…they actually had

a #39, “Oh Yeah,” but “Gloria” is such a great air guitar song,

I had to mention it.

The Shocking Blue “Venus” 12/69 #1

The Silkie “You”ve Got To Hide Your Love Away” 11/65 #10

Beatles contributed to this song…and of course recorded it

themselves.

The Singing Nun “Dominique” 11/63 #1…now this is an

embarrassing admission, but I”m pretty sure this was my first

”45. Heck, I was only 5! What did I know?

Skylark “Wildflower” 3/73 #9

Smith “Baby It”s You” 10/69 #5

Hurricane Smith “Oh, Babe, What Would You Say?” 12/72 #3

Sammi Smith “Help Me Make It Through The Night” 2/71 #8

Joanie Sommers “Johnny Get Angry” 6/62 #7

The Statler Brothers “Flowers On The Wall” 12/65 #4

Fans

The New York Times” James McKinley Jr. had an article

recently on the behavior of sports fans; or rather, sports fanatics.

Drawing on a multitude of studies, the following conclusions can

be drawn.

–Fans become so tied to their teams that they experience

hormonal surges and other physiological changes while watching

games.

–Personal self-esteem rises and falls with a game”s outcome with

losses “affecting everything from getting a date to winning at

darts,” said one professor.

–A University of Kansas study did find, however, that sports fans

suffer fewer bouts of depression than do those uninterested in

sports.

–Fan psychology has been traced to primitive times when we

lived in tribes. Said one Arizona State professor, “Our sports

heroes are our warriors.”

–We are more likely to wear a team logo after victory than

defeat.

–Fans claim credit for team”s success; distance themselves when

losing. “We won” vs. “They lost.”

–Univ. of Georgia study shows testosterone levels in male fans

rise after a victory…drop after a defeat.

–A psychologist at Univ. of Illinois found that among zealous

male and female fans, the level of arousal is comparable to what

fans registered when shown erotic pictures.

Cultural Craziness

John Leo, writing for U.S. News & World Report in the 8/21

issue, had a column on various true events which serve as

examples of our pitiful focus on political correctness.

In one instance, it seems that a tiger was the emblem of Thomas

Lake Elementary School in Minnesota. Leo writes, “Officials

there decided it was too mean and violent-looking, so they asked

the students to pick a new symbol from a list that included a

sweet-looking tiger and some school supplies. The students

voted for the school supplies – a pen, a pencil, and a

ruler…Thomas Lake Elementary, home of the Fightin” School

Supplies.”

Top 3 songs for the week of 8/17/63: #1 “Fingertips- Part 2”

(Little Stevie Wonder) #2 “Blowin” In The Wind” (Peter, Paul

& Mary…communists) #3 “(You”re The) Devil In Disguise”

(Elvis Presley).

*Johnny Mac tells me that last Thursday the Golf Channel was to

cover the first round of the Buick Open, live. Instead, they

replayed Tiger Woods” mediocre 70. So Hal Sutton”s wife tuned

in, thinking she would see her hubby, as did other spouses. But

not these days; nothing but Tiger. The backlash is starting

Football Quiz: Herb Adderley, CB, Green Bay ”61-”69, Dallas

”70-”72. Lance Alworth, WR, San Diego ”62-”70,

Dallas ”71-”72.

Next Bar Chat, Friday…JFK”s illnesses.