Tied

Tied

NBA Quiz: Who are the only 2 players in NBA history to have

played 50,000 or more minutes? Answer below.

November 19, 1966

The original “Game of the Century,” Notre Dame vs. Michigan

State.

Notre Dame was in the third year of a resurgence under coach

Ara Parseghian. Michigan State had narrowly lost the national

championship in ”65. Notre Dame had quarterback Terry

Hanratty. Michigan State was loaded, particularly on defense

with the great Bubba Smith and defensive back George Webster.

Notre Dame entered the game #1, having outscored its opponents

301-28 in eight games. #2 Michigan State was 9-0. Of the 44

starters in the game, 25 would receive some All-America mention

and eight would be selected in the first round of the NFL draft.

More than 700 journalists were on hand for the game, a

staggering amount for those days.

The game lived up to its billing but, in the words of sportswriter

Tim Layden, “not because it was artistic but because it was a

violent symphony of collisions, a human Demolition Derby.”

Bubba Smith knocked Hanratty out of the game in the first

quarter, but Notre Dame was able to rally from a 10-0 deficit

behind backup QB Coley O”Brien and tied the game at 10-10.

So with Notre Dame taking over the ball on their own 30 with

just 1:15 to play, you would have expected a barnburner finish,

right? Nope. Parseghian decided to run the ball six straight

times. The game ended, tied.

Parseghian claimed that with Hanratty out and facing the great

Michigan State defense, he”d be nuts to take a chance and turn

the ball, and the game, over to the Spartans. Notre Dame also

still had a game against USC so he felt their national

championship hopes weren”t necessarily finished by accepting the

tie.

And he was right. The Irish killed #10 USC, 51-0 the following

week and they ended up winning the title. [Both ND and

Michigan State didn”t play in bowl games that year.] The

Spartans finished #2. But Alabama was the only unbeaten, untied

major team yet they finished #3. ”Bama fans have been bitching

about that result ever since.

Another Top 100 Music List

What a disaster…MTV and Rolling Stone magazine compiled a

list of the Top 100 pop songs since 1963. Here is their Top 10.

1. “Yesterday” The Beatles, 1965

2. “(I Can”t Get No) Satisfaction” The Rolling Stones, 1965

3. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Nirvana, 1991

4. “Like A Virgin” Madonna, 1984

5. “Billie Jean” Michael Jackson, 1983

6. “I Want To Hold Your Hand” The Beatles, 1964

7. “Respect” Aretha Franklin, 1967

8. “One” U2, 1992

9. “I Want You Back” The Jackson 5, 1969

10. “I Want It That Way” Backstreet Boys, 1999

Can you believe this? Madonna? Aretha Franklin? Backstreet

Boys? Top 10 since 1963?!

Here are some more awful selections. “Beat It,” Michael Jackson

#22; “…Baby One More Time,” Britney Spears #25; “Dancing

Queen,” ABBA #44. [By the way, I have nothing against Aretha

Franklin, it”s just that “Respect” is far from Top 10 material.]

Well, at least these made the Top 100:

#11 – “Hotel California” Eagles

#24 – “What”s Going On” Marvin Gaye

#29 – “Bohemian Rhapsody” Queen

#30 – “Your Song” Elton John

#70 – “Good Vibrations” Beach Boys.but 70?!

#75 – “Hot Fun In The Summertime” Sly & The Family Stone

Animal Chat

The bears have gone into hibernation so no more stories until

spring. Drat!! But we do have the wild elephants in India which

Reuters reports are wreaking havoc on Indian Air Force bases.

“Wild elephants have created serious problems for us, affecting

our regular operations as the animals break into our air force

stations.endangering human life and equipment,” said one

general.

The elephant population has grown by 40% in the last 20 years

and rapid deforestation has forced them to come out. There”s a

movie here.

But a sad note. The world”s primates are disappearing at an

accelerating rate. 25% of the species could disappear by 2030.

In Central Africa, the monkeys and apes are hunted to provide

cash and protein. A hunter can earn $300 to $1,000 a year, far

more than the average household income in these parts. Plus

game officials take bribes rather than prosecute the poachers.

And in the Brazilian Amazon, an estimated 3.8 million primates a

year are killed. Since they have so few babies, killing just a few

can have a tremendous impact.

Tom Osborne

I missed this on election night but former Nebraska coach Tom

Osborne, a Republican, won his race for Congress, capturing 82%

of the vote. So he joins two other football legends in the House,

J.C. Watts and Steve Largent.

Arnold Palmer

I have been hurt just like many Arnie fans to see Palmer endorse

the Calloway ERC II driver, a club that has been banned by the

U.S.G.A. He”s been such a stickler for the rules of golf and

tradition, I just hope he sees the error of his ways and

disassociates himself from this particular club.

The New York Times Tom Friedman writes that many local club

operators are rebelling against the driver, saying that if you use it

you won”t be able to obtain an official U.S.G.A. handicap or play

in any tournaments. Good for them. Come back to us, Arnie.

You”re our hero!

Hot Dog Convicted

Nathan Hall, a 21-year-old skier, was found guilty last week in

the death of Alan Cobb in 1997. Hall was skiing extremely fast in

poor conditions at a Colorado slope when he plowed into Cobb.

He was convicted of criminally negligent homicide and could get

up to 6 years in prison. The jury was made up of skiers and

snowboarders.

Since the high profile deaths of Sonny Bono and Michael

Kennedy, skier deaths declined last year to 30 from 39 the year

before.

Bad Brew…Very Bad Brew

The death toll in Nairobi, Kenya has now exceeded over 110 as

police begin to get a handle on a batch of home-brewed liquor

that was laced with methanol. Over 400 are seriously sick, many

of whom will go blind. [Yes, alcohol poisoning spawned the

expression, “blind drunk.”]

The illicit brew is known as “chang”aa.” These homemade

concoctions are popular in Africa and also Central America. Just

30 ml of methanol can kill you. So this holiday season, if

Grandma says, “Bobby, how about some chang”aa?” just say, “No

thank you. I”ll have a Blatz.”

New York City / Top Playmakers

Sports Illustrated had a list of the Top 40 basketball playmakers

that hailed from New York City.

1. Bob Cousy 2. Nate “Tiny” Archibald 3. Lenny Wilkens

4. Dick McGuire 5. Stephon Marbury.

Others of note: 7. Kenny Anderson 8. Mark Jackson

10. Kenny Smith 11. Rod Strickland 12. Dean Meminger.

now Dean “The Dream” would have been awesome if he was

playing today. And here is a guy whose game was built for these

times; # 21, Armond Hill of Princeton. [The biggest waste of all

time, Dwayne “Pearl” Washington, was 13.]

Golf Tidbits

–The average drive on the PGA Tour in 1980 was 257 yards. In

1999 it was 273.

–In 1976, Bob Gore stretched DuPont”s Teflon into a film,

laminated it to fabric and came up with Gore-Tex.

A Misguided Father

I couldn”t believe this letter in Sports Illustrated this week from a

poor soul in Alabama which reads in part:

“I went to Tiger Stadium with my dad to see Henry Aaron as he

was finishing his career with the Brewers. Before the game I

spent time near Milwaukee”s dugout, hoping for a closer glimpse

of the greatest baseball player ever. I didn”t get Aaron”s

autograph, but I got the chance to see him play. That was thrill

enough. Now I”ll make sure my son, Hunter, gets a chance to see

Patrick Ewing.”

Patrick Ewing?! Geezuz. I watched Ewing for 16 years and I

can”t think of anything memorable, except choking in some key

spots. And to compare the experience of watching Ewing to

Hank Aaron! Someone get that guy some chang”aa.

Top 3 songs for the week of 11/20/65: #1 “I Hear A Symphony”

(The Supremes) #2 “1-2-3” (Len Barry…one of the more

underrated songs of all time. It”s aged well.) #3 “Get Off Of My

Cloud” (The Rolling Stones…I think this was my second ”45.

after I was forced to purchase “Dominique” by The Singing Nun.

A traumatic time in my life).

NBA Quiz Answer: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar played 57,446

minutes. Elvin Hayes exactly 50,000. Moses Malone played

49,444.

Next Bar Chat, Wednesday. More football history from our

own Johnny Mac.