Crazy Play

Crazy Play

Golf Quiz: 1) Name the 6 players who have won 50 or more

PGA tournaments. 2) Who is the all-time LPGA leader?

Answers below.

June 30, 1959

The Cubs were playing the Cardinals at Wrigley field when Cub

pitcher Bob Anderson threw a 3-1 pitch to Stan Musial which

goes all the way to the backstop. Ball 4. Musial jogs to first

base.

But Cub catcher Sammy Taylor then claimed the ball had hit

Musial”s bat and therefore was foul. That”s why he didn”t chase

it back to the screen and instead started arguing with umpire Vic

Delmore. Cubs” manager Bob Scheffing joined the argument at

home, contending that the ball had either grazed Musial”s arm or

hit his bat. Delmore claimed the ball glanced off Taylor”s glove.

Meanwhile, our ball is sitting at the backstop behind home and

Musial”s teammates alert him to this fact. Musial can advance

beyond first if he wants. The ball is in play.

At the same time, Cubs third baseman Alvin Dark recognizes this

so he starts running in full force toward the screen. But batboy

Bob Schoenfeldt picked up the ball and tossed it to field

announcer Pat Peiper.

Peiper later said he never touched the ball and instead let it drop

to the ground. Schoenfeldt wasn”t sure if Peiper had touched it.

Dark yelled, “Gimme the ball.” “There it is,” Peiper explained.

Dark then grabbed the ball and fired it to shortstop Ernie Banks

covering second base. But at this very same moment, another

ball flew out toward second. As you can guess, umpire Delmore,

while listening to the arguments of Taylor and Scheffing,

reached into his pocket and handed Taylor a new ball.

But pitcher Anderson, seeing Musial head for second, grabbed

the ball out of Taylor”s hand and threw it toward the base.

Anderson”s ball – ball #2 – and the one thrown by Dark were in

the air at precisely the same moment.

Dark”s throw was low. Banks came in and fielded it on one hop.

Anderson”s throw, however, was high and sailed over second

baseman Tony Taylor”s head into center field. While this was

happening, Musial slid safely into second.

But Musial didn”t know two balls were now in play. He only

saw the one that went into center so he picked himself up and

headed for third.

Well, he took all of two or three steps when Banks tagged him

with the original ball. Ball #2 was then picked up by Bobby

Thomson in center, who tossed it toward the Cubs dugout.

Imagine the umpires now. They huddled up and sent Musial

back to first. Cubs” manager Scheffing continued to squawk and

the umpires huddled again and ruled Musial out.

Cardinals” manager Solly Hemus then protested, claiming that

two balls were in play simultaneously and that there had been

interference on the part of the batboy, who admitted that he had

picked up the ball when it rolled back to the screen.

Alas, the protest wasn”t warranted as the Cardinals won the

game, 4-1. Afterwards, the umpires decided to talk and ruled

that Hemus”s protest would not have stood up because of rule

3.15, which states that when a qualified person (such as a batboy)

unintentionally interferes with a ball on the field, then the ball is

still in play.

[Source: Jerry Holtzman / Sporting News…from a 1959 article.

I wonder if Holtzman is still alive? If you ever go to the

Baseball Hall of Fame, ask to go to the library there and pick out

a year of the Sporting News. They will set you up with the

microfiche. I could”ve spent days looking through it.]

And the above is just another reason why baseball is such a great

sport. When you go to a game, you just never know what you”re

going to see. Those attending Wednesday”s Orioles – Red Sox

contest certainly didn”t expect Hideo Nomo to throw a no-hitter,

that”s for sure. And forget the no-no, Nomo hadn”t thrown a

shutout since 1996.

Marjan the Lion

I recently read a piece from the Herald Tribune that was pretty

depressing concerning the last remaining animals in the Kabul,

Afghanistan zoo. You would have thought that the Taliban and,

before them, the other Islamic forces, would have destroyed the

place but somehow, through individual acts of kindness, there are

some who survive.

The abuse that is hurled at the survivors is severe. Kids who are

homeless and obviously have had zero education, hang out and

throw rocks at the inhabitants. Evidently there is an elderly

gentleman who has been with the zoo for decades and he tries to

shoo the kids away, while an aid group supplies what food can be

spared. But over the last ten years or so, most of the animals

have become target practice for the soldiers.

So with this in mind, we salute the zoo”s most famous inhabitant,

Marjan the lion, who survived the Afghanistan war with the

Soviet Union. It seems that a rural guerrilla commander, fresh

from combat, climbed into Marjan”s cage for a “heroic picture.”

Marjan mauled him to death. [If StocksandNews had been

around back then, we would have granted Marjan the “Animal of

the Year Award.”]

Alas, the victim”s brother sought revenge and hurled a grenade

inside Marjan”s cage, blinding him in one eye. Yet all these

years later, Marjan is still alive and the elderly zookeeper is

allowed into his cage to feed him. There is a kind of mutual

respect between the two, as the man says. We can only hope that

Marjan is putting together a rebel force of his own to destroy the

Taliban.

New York”s Bears

In the past when I have mentioned hunting statistics, it is only for

the purposes of pointing out to those who may not live in areas

where bears are common, just how the bruin population is

exploding in the Northeast.

For example, in New York State, 728 bears were bagged in the

Adirondacks (which encompasses the Lake Placid area if you

aren”t too familiar with it) last year. And 287 were taken in the

Catskills, which is a very small mountain range less than two

hours from New York City.

Because of the late spring in these parts, the bears are just

emerging from their dens and war councils are being held,

particularly at Woodstock (in the Catskills region).

StocksandNews has sent its representative to entice the bears

with free subscriptions to the site. “Hey, if you want your name

in this space,” said the editor to one group, “get to work.”

Golf Endorsements

With Tiger Woods”s recent signing of a mammoth endorsement

deal with Nike (5 years, $100 million), the war is on between the

equipment manufacturers to line up the stars. David Duval,

despite already having a contract with Titleist (Acushnet), also

signed with Nike for 4 years at $28 million. [Duval has since

been sued for breach of contract by Titleist.]

Woods and Duval have what is known as “head-to-toe” contracts

with Nike, meaning the ball and everything they wear must carry

the swoosh. Also, Duval has been testing some new Nike irons,

which could be their next step into the golf wars. As for Woods,

since he signed just one year ago, Nike”s ball sales have risen

from zero to between 6 and 10 percent of the market.

Titleist still has its supporters. 5 of the top 10 in the world

(Love, Mickelson, Els, Singh, and Darren Clarke) use Titleist

balls. And at the recent Players Championship, 53% of all

entrants played Titleist while 17% used Nike. Some of the

others were Callaway, 6%; Strata, 5%; 1% Spalding SuperFlite

(the personal ball of your StocksandNews editor because it only

costs about $10 per dozen); 1% Pets.com; 1% Range; and 1%

Wham-O.

Titleist also still accounts for 38% of all ball sales in pro shops,

with total sales projected to be $300 million this year. Nike is far

behind with an estimated $100 million. [Source: Mark

McLaughlin / CNN]

John Croce…Dirtball

The Philadelphia 76ers basketball players were wondering why

money was increasingly missing from their lockers this season,

both home and away. So management authorized a videotaping

system to try and catch the thief. It turns out it was the brother of

team president and part-owner Pat Croce, John. While the club

is mum about most of the revelations on the surveillance tapes, in

one instance John Croce is shown taking money out of Allen

Iverson”s pants. [Bad move…very bad move…know what I”m

sayin”?]

All of this has just come to light even though John Croce

resigned back in January from his position as the Sixers” strength

and conditioning coach, a job he held for five seasons. As for

Iverson, he actually seemed to be cool about it all when apprised

of the situation.

The Arctic Rose

It”s easy to forget, even after “The Perfect Storm,” just how

dangerous the fishing industry is. This week, 15 lost their lives

as The Arctic Rose (based out of Seattle) went down in the

Bering Sea off the coast of Alaska. Why do they keep going

out? “Money,” replied a sailor back in Seattle. In a good season,

fishermen can make up to $100,000. [Source: New York Times]

Medical Tidbit

I just thought I”d pass on an item I saw from the British Journal

of Sports Medicine (no, I don”t subscribe to this). Symptoms of

depression dropped by about a third after only 10 days of aerobic

exercise. The exercise appeared to work faster than most anti-

depressant drugs. The message being, if this site depresses you,

a good jog or walk should help restore some semblance of

balance in your life. The editor is heading outside himself right

now.

Top 3 songs for the week of 4/3/71: #1 “Just My Imagination”

(The Temptations) #2 “Me And Bobby McGee” (Janis Joplin)

#3 “For All We Know” (Carpenters…any peas, Karen?)*

*That last comment was cruel and the editors wish to express

their regret, but no formal apology will be extended.

Golf Quiz Answers: 1) PGA tour wins, career: Sam Snead, 81;

Jack Nicklaus, 70; Ben Hogan, 63; Arnie, 60; Byron Nelson, 52;

Billy Casper, 51. [Walter Hagen and Cary Middlecoff each had

40.] 2) Kathy Whitworth won 88 times on the LPGA tour.

Next Bar Chat, Monday…Hank Aaron hits #715.