George Tweed

George Tweed

Minnesota Twins Quiz (1961 – ): 1) Most homers lefthanded,

season? 2) Who hit 3 grand slams in the 1976 season? 3) Most

stolen bases, season? 4) Manager Tom Kelly”s first full season?

Answers below.

Guam and World War II

Just a few thoughts, as we approach Memorial Day. I learned

some things while at the “War in the Pacific Museum” in Guam

last week.

To refresh your memory, Guam was an American territory at the

time of the start of WW II, as part of the settlement of the

Spanish – American War in 1898. But before the “Big One,” the

U.S. decided that Guam was indefensible and only stationed a

small contingent on the island. We”re talking, literally, just a

few guns.

The day of the attack on Pearl Harbor, Guam was also bombed

by Japanese forces (as was Manila, as part of their coordinated

plan). [Also, understand this is 12/8, not 12/7, because of the

time change. and the international dateline.] By December 10,

the Japanese had moved in and the minimal American garrison

surrendered, all except six, it would seem, including George

Tweed.

Tweed was the sole survivor of those Americans who escaped

into the jungle on 12/10. From that day until shortly before the

American liberation in July 1944, he was hidden, clothed, and

fed by the sympathetic Chamorros (the native people of Guam).

Many of the Chamorros risked torture, but they considered

Tweed a symbol of the U.S., of hope and freedom, and a cause

they were willing to die for. [Tweed died just a few years ago,

so the park ranger told me.]

There was another hero in the search for Tweed, Father Jesus

Baza Duenas, the spiritual leader of the church on Guam. Father

Duenas openly defied Japanese authority as he was suspected of

harboring Tweed. Duenas and his nephew were horribly tortured

and then beheaded just days before the American liberation of

Guam. They never uttered a word to their captors.

[In general, as the Americans began to recover in the Pacific, the

Japanese held “mass executions” of the Chamorros, as they were

concerned they would aid Allied invasion forces.]

The U.S. might have ignored Guam except that it was U.S.

territory and many Chamorros served in the naval forces. So on

July 21, 1944, bombing commenced and by August 12, Guam

was recaptured. Over 1,000 Marines lost their lives in this battle,

with the Japanese losing over 10,000 (3,200 in one night). [And

as I mentioned in the current “Week in Review,” a Japanese

sergeant, Yokoi, survived in the jungle until 1972! This was pre-

brown treensnake, mind you.]

Following are just a few quotes from those who lived through

these times.

“I didn”t say I hate them. I forgive them for what they did to

many of the peoples, but I want them to know that I won”t forget

it.” –Juan Perez, Chamorros resident.

“Looking at this place right now, how beautiful it is, how

peaceful it is, it”s hard to envision that it was such a site of

bloodshed, violence. And I guess the world is just that way.

We”ll always solve our problems by killing each other. But,

unfortunately, it”s always the wrong people being killed.”

–First Lieut. Jack Eddy / 9th Marine Division Liberation Force,

as he recollected in 1993.

Elmer Bernstein

Turner Classic Movies has been recently highlighting some of

the films that the great movie composer cranked out. Bernstein

is responsible for 180 film scores and his theme from “The

Magnificent Seven” is perhaps the best known ever. [Think

Marlboro commercials, if you”re blanking out.]

“Film music, properly done, should give the film a kind of

emotional rail on which to ride,” Bernstein says. But today, the

studios are more interested in selling a CD and fill soundtracks

with songs that don”t necessarily fit the mood.

Some of Bernstein”s other big scores: “The Man with the

Golden Arm” (Frank Sinatra played a junkie jazzman and

Bernstein introduced jazz as theme music), “To Kill A

Mockingbird,” “The Great Escape,” “Animal House,”

“Airplane!” and “Thoroughly Modern Millie,” for which he won

his sole Oscar in 13 nominations.

Bernstein was also blacklisted (“gray-listed”) in the 50s for a

while as he was accused of being Communist. He was relegated

to scoring for B-movies, until Cecil B. DeMille hired him for

“The Ten Commandments.”

And back to “The Magnificent Seven,” if it seems a little like

Aaron Copeland, it is, because Copeland was, in essence,

Bernstein”s first teacher.

Stuff

–58 underclassmen have declared for the NBA draft. Of course,

most of these guys will end up in Europe or Latin America, if

they”re lucky. Unfortunately, a player affected by all of this is

the fellow I have told you about a few times, Div. III”s Horace

Jenkins, a talented guard out of William Paterson University in

New Jersey. Just a few months ago, Jenkins was projected to be

a late first rounder. Now he”ll be lucky to be selected.

–The bodies of 93 who were attempting to cross the Sahara were

found last week. Remember, if you decide to cross a desert

yourself this summer, bring plenty of water!

–I flick on the television here in Hong Kong the other day and

what do I come across but The Asian Cup…for badminton! And

you should have heard these English commentators. Exciting

stuff…cough cough.

–Guam”s brown tree snakes: OK, here”s the lowdown. As I told

you before, the locals are very embarrassed and are reluctant to

discuss this topic. Roughly 20 years ago, the snakes stole away

on a freighter from Indonesia (I think this is right), and have

devastated the island ever since. [A slight exaggeration, there

are still some beautiful spots where you can feel reasonably

secure…but keep your eyes peeled!]

So I finally got a cabbie to open up to me. Actually, he was

excited to tell me all about them. “Are they still a problem?” I

asked. “It only gets worse,” he said. “Just a few months ago,

they were the cause of a major power outage.”

While the snakes aren”t poisonous, they can grow up to 5 or 6-

feet in length, and the man said they are as thick as your leg. He

knows, because he once cleared jungle for a construction project

and he has had more than his share of altercations. They are

biting people all of the time…but the press tries to hush this up.

And since the snakes have no enemy, they will just continue to

proliferate.

Folks, looks like the U.S. military, with its huge presence on the

island, is going to have to be called on to go to war against these

terrifying creatures. Perhaps a few missile strikes will let the

snakes know what they”re dealing with.

–A Van Gogh drawing recently sold for $4.4 million. That”s a

drawing, folks. Don”t throw away your doodlings.

–It”s a little after 8:00 AM in Hong Kong as I type this and I

stumbled onto the Sixers – Raptors Game 7, televised live, I”m

assuming (with Chinese commentators)…there is a 12-hour time

difference between here and the East Coast. Geezuz, pretty good

ending. It was also good to see Iverson”s supporting cast bailing

him out.

–We here at Bar Chat salute Harold Stilson, 101, who aced the

108-yard 16th hole at Deerfield Country Club in Florida to

become the oldest known player to hit a hole-in-one, according

to Golf Digest.

–San Miguel (Philippines) is a pretty tasty beer, by the way. It

seems to be the brew of choice for your editor on his Asian

adventure, though I did quaff a few Foster”s the other day.

[This Beer Update is brought to you by the folks at San Miguel

Brewery…that”s San Miguel…”People power in a can!”]

Top 3 songs for the week of 5/25/68: #1 “Tighten Up” (Archie

Bell & The Drells) #2 “Mrs. Robinson” (Simon & Garfunkel)

#3 “A Beautiful Morning” (The Rascals)

Minnesota Twins Quiz Answers: 1) Homers, lefthanded: Kent

Hrbek, 34 (1987) 2) Grand slams, 1976: Rod Carew, of all

people, hit 3. Carew hit .331 that season, with 200 hits and 49

stolen bases. But he only hit 9 homers total.yet drove in 90.

3) SBs, season: Chuck Knoblauch stole 62 in 1997. 4) Tom

Kelly”s first full season was 1987 (he was an interim manager the

previous year). Kelly guided the Twins to Series titles in ”87 and

”91. [Of course, if the Twins weren”t off to such a great start,

we wouldn”t be having this quiz.]

Next Bar Chat, Wednesday. Remembrances from the attack on

Pearl Harbor.