Baseball Quiz: 1) Most home runs, season, 1942-60? N.L. and
A.L. 2) Major league career leader in relief wins? Answers
below.
Song Quiz: The next few Friday”s we”ll run a little quiz that you
may have fun with during these lazy summer weekends.
First Top Twenty Tune
Name the first Top Twenty / Billboard Pop single for the
following groups. 14 of the 18 were Top Ten. 8 were #1. Some
are easy. Many aren”t.
ABBA, Aerosmith, America, Animals, Association, Bachman-
Turner Overdrive, Beach Boys, Beatles, Bee Gees, Blood, Sweat
& Tears, Bread, Buckinghams, Byrds, Carpenters, Chicago,
Dave Clark Five, Petula Clark, Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Answers below.
Hustle
After watching the New York Mets” shortstop Rey Ordonez jog
to first on a double play ball, when he would have been safe if
he just friggin” ran at three-quarters speed, I asked Johnny
Mac to write a few thoughts on sports in this modern age.
—
Your editor and I could both be described as “old-school.” We
have often bemoaned the current state of affairs in sport, from
the continual arrests, the spate of out of wedlock kids and the
incessant showboating and lack of common hustle. I”d like to
examine the showboating and hustle issue in a little more detail.
First, this is not a blanket indictment of the modern athlete nor is
it a nostalgic look back through rose-colored glasses at the days
of yore. We have our share of truly good guys out there, players
who take the game and the fans seriously. We have also had our
share of dirt bags, right Mr. Cobb? I would like to confine this to
on-field behavior, the kind of thing that wins or loses games.
Too often we get bogged down in the “role-model” discussion,
losing track somewhat of an athlete”s true place in the
culture…which is hero, not role model. Should athletes, as
people in the public arena, comport themselves in a manner as
not to embarrass themselves or their sport? Sure, I don”t think
anyone would disagree that arrests and drug abuse and wife /
girlfriend / mother of my child beatings are not the kind of things
we should blindly accept because someone can turn on a fastball
or hit an open jump shot. On the other hand, we are not
entrusting these guys with anything really serious, are we? I
certainly have a deeper concern for the sobriety and sleep habits
of my pilot or neurosurgeon than my third baseman.
What they are, as I said, are heroes. We marvel at their
expertise, their physical gifts, and the ability to perform under
pressure. And we want them to care about that role, to actually
act as if they give a hoot what we think. This may be selfish, but
that”s the reality. We also want them to understand that it is a
sport after all, not a business, as is so often stated by those with
no real understanding. I turn on the game to watch Mike Piazza
hit, not as an employee of Fred Wilpon, but as a NY Mets player,
wearing the uniform of my team. If it weren”t at its core a sport,
there would be no “business” to conduct, would there? I don”t
know, would you buy tickets to see Orioles” owner Peter
Angelos file his payroll taxes or George Steinbrenner fire another
accountant? [Okay, that may have some amusement value, but
back to our story.] No, we pay our money to see the best at what
they do, perform for us, entertain us, and even break our hearts
on occasion.
Sometimes, I really think Green Bay should be the model for all
professional sports. Sell everyone in the town a share of stock,
elect a board to run the team, and really care about how it affects
the community. Too often these owners start to think that it is
about them, right Mr. Cuban? Too often they run their
businesses in a fashion that would bankrupt them in the real
world. Fortunately (for them) this is not the case. In the real
world, competition would spur them on or drive them out. In
sports, no one can just open a franchise across the street and offer
a better product. They have anti-trust exemptions and profit-
sharing plans and territorial protection and the ultimate in
“greater fool” mentality going for them. By that I mean, let”s
face it, there are more rich guys or corporations who want to own
ball clubs than there are ball clubs to own.
Many years ago, George Argyros bought the Seattle Mariners for
about $17 million. He proceeded to oversee an absolutely
mediocre, boring franchise. He insisted on trading every player
who even looked like he might get good enough to demand a real
salary. A few of those included Mike Moore, Danny Tartabull,
Floyd Bannister, Rick Honeycutt, Dave Henderson and Mark
Langston. They consistently finished at the bottom of the
standings. Argyros sold the team, in all its failure, for over $70
million. Does anyone think he could have made that kind of
profit by being that inept in some other business?
[Note: As a matter of fact, Mr. Argyros was not inept in the true
sense of the word. I think he realized the economic landscape
and used it to his advantage. He was “inept” at building a
winning baseball team, but this didn”t prevent him from going on
to found a business school named for him at Chapman University
in California, or more recently being named by President Bush as
ambassador to Spain. Maybe we could name Mark Cuban as
ambassador to Nepal? Just a thought.]
Getting back to my original thought, now we can concentrate on
the sporting aspects of the problem. We have the right, as
customers of these people, to expect certain behavior as it relates
to their job. From the athletes, we expect them to give an effort
commensurate with their skill level and to make every attempt,
within the bounds of the game, to win. Note I said every attempt
to win, not win. Fans too often take winning as some birthright
and judge everything by the raw result. Remember, in the entire
history of team sports, the aggregate record for all teams for all
the games ever played is .500. We can”t expect winners every
year, but we should expect them to all work towards that goal.
And we should expect them to remember about the team. Maybe
we are losing that these days, with free agency and sneaker
contracts that pay more than the salaries and owners pulling up
stakes and relocating to the highest bidder. But we still care, at
least for now. We root for that jersey or uniform or sweater with
the logo on it, and want desperately to root for the guy wearing
it.
Give us reasons to root, fellas. Don”t stand at home plate
admiring that blast which suddenly bounces off the wall for a
single…we know you hit it good, you don”t need to preen.
Home to first is 90 feet guys, 30 little yards. Run ”em out.
especially when it may count. Look, nobody really bitches when
a beat up catcher hits a one-hopper to second in the late stages of
a 9-1 game and trots down the line. To bust it at that point and
risk pulling a hamstring or something might not make sports
sense. But hustling to first is a lost art even for some of the
speed merchants, particularly on plays where hustle might make
the difference. We saw some of this lackadaisical nonsense in
last year”s World Series, for chrissake.the World Series! More
than once I”ve watched the immensely talented Barry Bonds
standing at home, watching one of his “home runs” not quite
make it out. How many times would this have to happen to you
until you changed that behavior?
It”s all about cool I”m afraid. It”s more important to look cool or
have an image than it is to play your best at all times. It”s about
SportsCenter highlights and the “look at me” mentality at the
expense of the team or the fans or of a simple pride in your craft.
Look, we know you”re good…that”s why we are at the game,
slick. And to just make a point, this mentality can manifest itself
in other ways too. False hustle, like Pete Rose loved to do, is just
another form of “look at me.” Rose understood that his
demeanor would never play as “cool,” so he went for the
opposite, playing up that “Charlie Hustle” hustle. Fans might
have ate it up, to a degree, but running out walks never won a
game and intentionally trying to cripple a guy in an exhibition
game is hardly the stuff of a sportsman (I”m referring to the Ray
Fosse, all-star game incident).
I”m not sure where we go from here. We can boo all we want,
but a guy with a 7-year deal for 10 or 15 large per season is
somehow gonna get over it…so will the guy paying him. I
mean, when is the last time an owner said something like “You
know, I made a big mistake bringing that asshole in here, didn”t
I?” He still needs to keep up appearances, even for the sake of
trade value. The only real hope is peer pressure.somehow the
“good guys” need to take back the game. The old practice of the
Kangaroo Courts, where veteran players fined the upstarts for
bad mental mistakes and lack of hustle might be a good thing to
reinstate. This would at least instill some sense of respect in the
kids, which seems to be sorely lacking. But we need real
veterans to do this and they need the backing of the everyday
guys. They also have to lead by example, playing the game
correctly themselves, right Barry? Rickey? Bobby Bo?
And one more little thing, we know you”re well paid, okay? We
understand that you must negotiate contracts that are suitable to
the marketplace for your talents. But try to do it behind closed
doors. When someone offers you $75 million bucks for 5 years
of service, feel free to make a counteroffer, but don”t come on
TV and call it “an insult.” $75 million might be a lot of things,
but an insult is not one of them, especially when the slob going
to the games is coughing up a week”s take-home pay for the
privilege.
Someone asked Joe DiMaggio why he played as hard as he did in
every inning of every game. Joe said, because somebody in the
stands might be seeing me for the first time. That might not be
the worst motto for an athlete to live by.
—
Gold Club / Atlanta
Back to reality. Well, through the first few days of testimony at
this Atlanta hot spot, the prosecution”s witness against Gold Club
owner Steve Kaplan has fingered the following athletes as
accepting sexual favors from the Gold Club”s strippers. Knicks”
rookies John Wallace, Walter McCarty, and Dont” Jones
(1997), Jerry Stackhouse, Patrick Ewing, John Starks, Reggie
Miller, the Braves” Andruw Jones (now we know why he spelled
his first name wrong; he thought this would throw investigators
off the trail), Dennis Rodman and Terrell Davis. Regarding the
latter, in particular, his remaining endorsement contracts will
undoubtedly be pulled rather quickly. [Campbell”s did before all
this stuff hit the fan.]
If you aren”t on the list, and you should be, I apologize for
the omission.
Philly – Los Angeles, Game #1
I must say, that was as good a pro game as I”ve witnessed in
years. And even U2 worked. Now we love U2 and Bono here at
Bar Chat, but I just thought it was a bad idea to have them at the
half. I bet 99% of you felt the same way. But darned if it wasn”t
a great show as well. Good for NBC. They pulled it off.
But, geezuz, who are those creeps sitting around Jack Nicholson?
That had to be the ugliest crew I ever did see. And wasn”t it
great to have a few Blood street gang members sitting behind
him? Or were they Crips?
Another Opinion – Casey Martin
From commentator John Leo / U.S. News
“Here the justices insert themselves into someone else”s game
and explain what is arbitrary and what is not. But it is not the
role of judges to decide whether baseball”s balk rule or football”s
man-in-motion rule is essential or arbitrary. All rules in all
games and sports are arbitrary, as Justice Antonin Scalia pointed
out in dissent. That is the nature of games. If everything is
arbitrary, on what basis can any court decide what is essential
and what isn”t? And in any case, as Nicklaus and Palmer said
again and again, professional golfers deserve the right to set their
own rules. In this case, the PGA set the rule against carts
because it believes that walking the course as a show of stamina
is necessary under championship conditions. By casually
deciding that the PGA is wrong about its own game, the court
opens up great room for other courts to tinker with other sports to
advance their own notions of social justice. We will now have a
great rush of litigation followed by more sports rules being bent
or repealed by nonplayers who have the advantage of being
judges.”
Leo goes on to bring up the case in Oklahoma of 9-year-old
Ryan Taylor, who was allowed to play in a soccer league while
using a walker! He was placed about ten feet in front of the goal
and basically was stationary. Oh brother.
Top 3 songs for the week of 6/8/63: #1 “It”s My Party” (Lesley
Gore) #2 “Sukiyaki” (Kyu Sakamoto) #3 “Da Doo Ron Ron”
(The Crystals)
Top Twenty Answers
ABBA – Waterloo #6 6/74
Aerosmith – Dream On #6 2/76
America – A Horse With No Name #1 3/72
The Animals – House Of The Rising Sun #1 8/64
The Association – Along Comes Mary #7 6/66
BTO – Takin” Care Of Business #12 6/74 (“Let It Ride” was
#23, 3/74)
Beach Boys – Surfin” Safari #14 9/62 (“Surfin” USA” was #3,
4/63)
Beatles – I Want to Hold Your Hand #1 1/64
Bee Gees – New York Mining Disaster 1941 (Have You Seen
My Wife, Mr. Jones) #14 6/67
Blood, Sweat & Tears – You”ve Made Me So Very Happy #2
3/69
Bread – Make It With You #1 7/70
The Buckinghams – Kind of a Drag #1 1/67
The Byrds – Mr. Tambourine Man #1 6/65 (“Turn! Turn!
Turn!” was #1, 11/65)
Carpenters – (They Long To Be) Close To You #1 6/70
Chicago – Make Me Smile #9 4/70
Dave Clark Five – Glad All Over #6 3/64
Petula Clark – Downtown #1 1/65
Creedence Clearwater – Suzie Q #11 9/68
Baseball Quiz Answers: 1) HR, season, 1942-60: N.L. – Ralph
Kiner, 54, 1949. A.L. – Mickey Mantle, 52, 1956 2) Relief
wins: Hoyt Wilhelm, 124 (1952-72).
Description of an auto accident on the George Washington
Bridge the other morning which caused massive delays:
–A tractor-trailer switches into the left lane and sideswipes the
mirror off another tractor-trailer and continues east. The
damaged vehicle comes to a halt in the middle lane.
–Five tractor-trailers and three cars come to a halt behind the
damaged vehicle.
–Another tractor-trailer makes an abrupt lane switch, hits one car
and sideswipes five tractor-trailers before overturning, spilling
beer onto the road.
Spilled beer!!! Aagh! You”re reading Bar Chat…next one,
Monday.