An Accident Waiting To Happen

An Accident Waiting To Happen

Baseball Quiz: 1) Name the top three all-time pitchers in bases

on balls? [Hint: All threw in the 60s.] 2) Who are the only

brothers to pitch a combined shutout? [Hint: 1970s] Answers

below.

First Top Twenty Tunes: Name the first Billboard Top 20 for the

following artists- Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye, Gerry & The

Pacemakers, Lesley Gore, Grand Funk Railroad, The Grass

Roots, Al Green, The Guess Who, Hall & Oates, Heart,

Herman”s Hermits, The Hollies, Buddy Holly, The Isley

Brothers, Jackson 5, Tommy James & The Shondells, Jay & The

Americans, Jefferson Airplane…Answers below.

It Only Takes One.

With all of the talk about a National Missile Defense and the first

meeting between Presidents Bush and Putin, I thought it was a

good time to bring up an episode or two which reminds us all just

how fragile the peace that exists between the U.S. and Russia can

be. [In case you”re wondering why here and not “Week in

Review,” the following fits this format better.though I will

continue to make other comments in WIR.]

I bet if you asked the average American on the street, most of

them would have no clue that the U.S. and the Russians still have

about 5,000 nukes which remain on hair-trigger alert and are

targeted at each other. Thus, regardless of the happy talk

between the leaders last weekend, the potential for a catastrophic

accident is as great as it”s ever been.

Back in September 1983, weeks after the Soviets had shot down

Korean Airlines 007, and with relations between the U.S. and the

USSR in tatters, Col. Stanislov Petrov was on duty outside

Moscow, monitoring 9 Soviet satellites that were, in turn,

monitoring U.S. nuclear missile bases. Suddenly, alarms

sounded…his computer was indicating a launch of a single

missile from the U.S. (though this one missile could be carrying

multiple warheads), just 30 seconds into its 25-minute flight to

Moscow.

As described in an article this past spring by the Washington

Post”s John Pastore and Peter Zheutlin, Petrov had to make an

immediate assessment. If this were an actual attack, the Soviets

would have to retaliate within minutes. Petrov judged that the

U.S. would never just fire one single missile and relayed to his

superiors that it had to be a false alarm.

But just a few seconds later, the sirens went off again.only this

time they extended into Supreme Headquarters.because the

computers had picked up an additional 4 missile launches! They

had 5 minutes to “use them or lose them.” Petrov held firm.it

was a false alarm. [He could have been overruled, but wasn”t.]

What caused the Soviet computers to react the way they did?

According to Pastore and Zheutlin, “The satellite mistook

sunlight reflecting off a cloud for the hot plume of a missile

launch – a software glitch.” And as it turns out, Col. Petrov

wasn”t even supposed to have been on duty that night. Would

another in his seat have reacted the same way?

Obviously, if the Soviets had launched, U.S. retaliation would

have resulted in tens of millions of deaths on both sides. And

this is but one incident. You may recall that just 6 years ago,

Russian radar mistook a Norwegian research rocket launch for an

incoming attack from the U.S. President Yeltsin”s nuclear

“football” was actually activated, but with just minutes to go,

once again the Russians judged it to be a false alarm. [What is

even scarier about this latter episode is that the Norwegians had

notified the Russians of the rocket beforehand, but the

information hadn”t reached Yeltsin”s top security chiefs.]

There.now that I”ve ruined your weekend.

Killer Spiders!!! EECK!!

Now this is gross. Workers laying phone lines near Windsor

Castle have discovered nests containing thousands of possibly

dangerous spiders. And these aren”t your run of the mill web-

weavers. No sir. They are rusty red and black and have a leg-

span of 3.5 inches. [Get out your ruler…that”s a big freakin”

spider.]

The species has yet to be identified but it”s possible that

whatever they are, they were probably believed extinct in

England for thousands of years. Worse, one entomologist

commented, “The species is certainly venomous and the jaws are

strong enough to penetrate the human skin.” The spiders may be

under Windsor Castle itself. Needless to say, engineers have

stopped working until they know what they”re dealing with. The

army is on alert. [Source: Reuters]

Manute Bol

It”s hard to believe that Bol has been out of basketball since 1995

and, unfortunately, life has not been kind to the 7”7″ Dinka

tribesman from the Sudan. Declan Walsh had a piece in the New

York Times the other day wherein he reported that Bol is

currently living in Khartoum with no job and two wives, with a

third wife having left him to live in New Jersey with Manute”s

four children. His knees and wrists ache with rheumatism and

there are days when he can barely walk.

Bol, who made good money in his 10-year NBA career, has seen

it all disappear, both because of poor investments (like the loss of

$500,000 in a D.C. nightclub) as well as his financial backing of

the rebels in Sudan”s long-running civil war. Bol is a Dinka

chief, his people being from the southern part of the country,

rebel territory, and he has spent up to $3.5 million financing the

Sudan People”s Liberation Army in its battle against the Muslim

forces of Khartoum.

But then in 1997, Bol decided to back a faction that sought

peace, against the wishes of the SPLA, and he moved to

Khartoum, an act which was viewed by the government there as

a coup because Bol is still one of the most popular people in

Sudan. It was originally thought that he had sold out the rebels

for a government job, but now he sits around, unemployed.

Manute also would like to return to the U.S. but may not be

allowed to by the ruling authorities. Put it all together and you

have one pitiful tale.

Top 3 songs for the week of 6/24/72: #1 “The Candy Man”

(Sammy Davis Jr.) #2 “Song Sung Blue” (Neil Diamond) #3

“Outa-Space” (Billy Preston)

Top Twenty Hits Answers (with peak position)

Aretha Franklin – I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love You)

3/67 #9

Marvin Gaye – Pride And Joy 6/63 #10

Gerry & The Pacemakers – Don”t Let The Sun Catch You

Crying 6/64 #4

Lesley Gore – It”s My Party 5/63 #1

Grand Funk Railroad – We”re An American Band 8/73 #1

The Grass Roots – Let”s Live For Today 6/67 #8

Al Green – Tired Of Being Alone 8/71 #11

The Guess Who – These Eyes 4/69 #6

Hall & Oates – Sara Smile 4/76 #4

Heart – Magic Man 9/76 #9

Herman”s Hermits – I”m Into Something Good 11/64 #13

The Hollies – Bus Stop 8/66 #5

Buddy Holly – That”ll Be The Day 8/57 #1

The Isley Brothers – Twist And Shout 6/62 #17

Jackson 5 – I Want You Back 12/69 #1

Tommy James & The Shondells 6/66 #1

Jay & The Americans – She Cried 4/62 #5

Jefferson Airplane – Somebody To Love 5/67 #5

*By the way, the Isleys” “Shout” wasn”t even a Top 40!

Baseball Quiz Answers: 1) Top 3 / walks: #1 Nolan Ryan, 2795

#2 Steve Carlton, 1833 #3 Phil Niekro, 1809. 2) Rick and Paul

Reuschel of the Cubs combined for a shutout in 1975.

Next Bar Chat, Monday…if you keep it where it is.