The Best and Worst

The Best and Worst

*Revised Baseball Quiz: For about five hours on 10/2 I had the

incorrect answer to the 10/3 quiz…sorry, folks. I was reading

an article on Rickey Henderson and his career on-base percentage

and the author hadn”t done any research…but I relied on him

without checking myself…big mistake…well, thanks to Johnny

Mac for pointing it out. Anyway, the new quiz, Henderson has a

career on-base percentage of .403. Who is in the top five

all-time? [I”ll give you John McGraw and Billy Hamilton, #3 and

#4 respectively. Rickey is far down the list.] Answer below.

Flags

So I have this world map staring me in the face all day and it also

has all of the nations” flags. Well, after exhaustive study, I have

come up with the coolest 10. [No politics…just design.]

Top Ten Flags

1. U.S.

2. U.K.

3. Canada

4. Israel

5. Turkey

6. China

7. Albania

8. Angola

9. Jamaica

10. Palau.in Micronesia

Now I asked my friend George to come up with some of the

ugliest. For starters, Poland, Estonia, Belgium, Indonesia (who

reversed Poland”s colors), Latvia, France, Zambia, and

Venezuela.

I would add North Korea and Oman to the ugly list. As for

Ireland and Italy, the problem is you can”t tell the two apart

(especially if you”re colorblind) and then you have the Ivory

Coast, which the government of Ireland should sue for totally

ripping them off.

Back to the cool countries, of course Liberia is similar to the U.S.

(it was founded by former Afro-American slaves), while New

Zealand and Australia are plays on the Union Jack, but not nearly

as good.

Nations like Venezuela clearly were on drugs when they adopted

their symbols. I mean Venezuela has way too much going on in

its flag, so does Turkmenistan.and geezuz, did you look at

Zimbabwe?! Holy cow, no wonder the country is a mess. Note

to those opposing President Mugabe, come up with a new flag

and you”ll definitely be able to rally the people to overthrow the

dirtball. Lastly, to my Mexican friends, take out the red, extend

the white, and move the logo over a bit, then you have a top ten.

1957 Music Scene

–Sunday January 6, Elvis makes last appearance on Ed Sullivan

show and sings 7, count ”em, 7 songs.

–Monday August 5 from 3-4:30 ABC television launches 28-

year-old Dick Clark”s “American Bandstand.” The show had

been a staple on WFIL in Philadelphia until then. The very first

record played on “Bandstand” was Buddy Holly”s “That”ll Be

The Day,” while the first guest was Billy Williams, who sang

“I”m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter.”

–Saturday October 5, Little Richard, upset about the launching

of Russia”s Sputnik satellite, tells his band members that he is

giving up show business because Sputnik is a sign from God to

give up the evils of rock ”n” roll. To show he is serious, Richard

tosses several rings, worth thousands, into a river. Of course 44

years later Little Richard is still cookin”.

–17-year-old Ricky Nelson sings “I”m Walking” on “The

Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet,” thus becoming the first of the

“teen idols,” a group which would include Paul Anka, Frankie

Avalon, Fabian, and Bobby Rydell.

1964 Music Scene

–Capitol Records releases the Beatles” debut album, “Meet the

Beatles!” The Boys arrive February 7 in New York and appear

on “The Ed Sullivan Show” two days later. On the 11th they play

their first concert in Washington, followed by Carnegie Hall the

12th. Less than three weeks later they commence production on

their first feature film, “A Hard Day”s Night.” Then in the April

4 issue of Billboard magazine, the Beatles hold the first 5 places

on the chart.#1 “Can”t Buy Me Love” #2 “Twist And Shout”

#3 “She Loves You” #4 “I Want To Hold Your Hand” #5

“Please Please Me”.no one will ever accomplish that feat.

Overall, the Beatles would end up with 6 #1”s and 19 Top 40 hits

in the single year of ”64.

–The next British act to have a #1 was Peter & Gordon with “A

World Without Love” (credited as a Lennon and McCartney

composition) the week of June 27. Then on September 5, the

Brits scored another #1 with the Animals and the classic “The

House Of The Rising Sun.” Which leads us to the story of.

The Animals!!! [Source: “Rock On Almanac” Norm N. Nite]

Wild and Crazy Guys

While Liverpool may have been a hotbed for the British

Invasion, the gritty area around Newcastle had its share of rock

”n” roll royalty, foremost being The Animals; Eric Burdon

(vocals), Alan Price (keyboards), Chas Chandler (bass), Hilton

Valentine (guitar), John Steel (drums). All five original

members came from working-class families.

The most famous Animal, Eric Burdon, was born on May 11,

1941 during an air raid in Walker, Northumberland. It was in

1962 that he joined the Alan Price Combo, a Newcastle-based

R&B and rock band whose main influences are the likes of

Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley. [Burdon”s first band was the

Pagans, by the way.] The Alan Price Combo then gained a

regular slot in Newcastle”s Downbeat club, later called Club a

Go-Go. And it was because of their notoriously wild stage act

that the group decided to change its name, adopting the locals”

label for them, “animals.”

By 1963 the Animals” reputation was growing across Europe and

the group began a 2-month stint at Hamburg”s Star Club. Then

in the summer of ”64, Alan Price rearranged a traditional folk-

blues song, sung by Leadbelly among others, “The House Of The

Rising Sun,” which was recorded over 30 minutes and cost about

4 British pounds. The band”s label, EMI, argued that the 4.5-

minute length would prevent radio stations from playing it, so he

shortened it some for the U.S. and within 5 weeks it hit #1 and

sold over a million copies. Burdon, one ugly mug, became a

media darling as rock”s bad boy (yes, this was just a few months

before the Stones and Mick Jagger would have their first Top

Ten, “Time Is On My Side”). After hitting #1, the Animals

began their first U.S. tour in York, PA.

Following up “House.” with the Top Twenty “I”m Crying,” the

Animals were preparing for a live album at the Apollo Theatre in

January 1965 when U.S. immigration officials canceled the show

because the group”s visas had expired, so they headed back to the

U.K. The band would return to the States, but not until they

straightened out some internal problems. Alan Price left the

band in May because he was afraid to fly, plus he had

disagreements with Burdon on which direction the band should

take, as well as the fact that Price was jealous of Burdon”s star

billing. While the Animals didn”t have as many hits as the

Beatles, in many circles they were threatening the Beatles in

popularity. But Price also left because there was also the issue of

growing drug use, particularly among Burdon and Hilton

Valentine, while the other members were pretty clean.

The Animals” “Don”t Let Me Be Misunderstood” topped at #15

in the U.S. in the spring of ”65 and then the band appeared on Ed

Sullivan May 30. That August they recorded “We Gotta Get Out

Of This Place” (#13) and in December, a song with one of the

best openings of all time, “It”s My Life” topped at #23 (why it

wasn”t a top five I”ll never know).

We proceed to the summer of ”66, where we find Chas Chandler

leaving to manage the early career of Jimi Hendrix but before

Chas leaves, the Animals have a #12 in “Don”t Bring Me Down.”

Now the group reforms under “Eric Burdon & The Animals” but

Burdon and Valentine are so heavily involved in LSD it”s

amazing anything gets recorded. [Valentine eventually had to

quit in ”67 because he not only thought he was Jesus Christ, he

went months without leaving his apartment.]

From late ”66 to ”68, Burdon & The Animals cranked out the

following top twenties: “See See Rider” (#10), “When I Was

Young” (#15), “San Franciscan Nights” (#9), “Monterey” (#15),

and “Sky Pilot” (#14). “Monterey” was a celebration of the June

”67 pop festival, which the Animals helped open up.

Of course the Animals had their share of bad moments, including

a scene in March ”67 where fans in Ottawa staged a riot after

waiting an hour for the band to appear.they never did. And by

December ”68, Burdon announced the final breakup of the band

as he moved to Los Angeles to pursue a movie career. That

never panned out, but he soon teamed up with a heavy funk band

that was popular in the L.A. area by the name of Night Shift.

soon to become Eric Burdon and War. By July 1970, Burden

had a #3 hit with the group, “Spill The Wine.” [You can check

out the rest of the ”War” story in my archives.]

NCAA Football Tidbits: Starting Friday, I am going to have a

series of college football quizzes and tidbits here at Bar Chat.

For starters –

–The record for total offense in one game is 732 yards, David

Klingler (Houston) vs. Arizona State in 1990. [16 rushing, 716

passing]

–The only QB to get 300 yards passing and 100 yards rushing in

a single game, twice, is Michael Bishop of Kansas State in 1998.

[140 rushing, 306 passing vs. Nebraska; 101 rushing, 341

passing vs. Texas AM.not bad competition.]

–Jason Davis (UNLV) holds the record for total offense in one

quarter, 347 yards, in the 4th quarter of a game against Idaho in

1994.

–Separately, big game this weekend, #3 Oklahoma vs. #5 Texas,

catch it. Here at StocksandNews, we are hoping for an

Oklahoma – Fresno State national championship match-up,

though Nebraska could get in the way of that. Also, #1 Miami

plays Troy State Saturday. [Miami is going to lose to Boston

College on November 10 in a driving rain and sleet storm…what

will later be called the “Storm of the Century.”]

Top 3 songs for the week of 9/26/64: #1 “Oh, Pretty Woman”

(Roy Orbison) #2 “Bread And Butter” (The Newbeats) #3 “The

House Of The Rising Sun” (The Animals)

Baseball Quiz Answer: On-base percentage – #1 Ted Williams, .481;

#2 Babe Ruth, .473; #3 McGraw, .465; #4 Hamilton, .455; #5 Lou

Gehrig, .447. Rickey Henderson, despite his reputation for getting

on base, is way down in 54th. Nonetheless, entering play on

Tuesday, Rickey needed 3 hits for 3,000 and two runs scored to

pass Ty Cobb (2,245) for first on the all-time list.

Next Bar Chat, Friday…Rudy Giuliani at the UN.