Food, Flies, Napoleon and The Donald

Food, Flies, Napoleon and The Donald

Normally, I don”t review restaurants in this column. Recently,

however, we had a dining experience that was one of the more

memorable of my life. The occasion was our last Friday

afternoon concert of the season by the New York Philharmonic.

The concert started off with a mercifully short Hindemith

“Concerto for Horn and Orchestra” featuring the Philharmonic”s

Principal Hornist, who did a flawless job as far as I could tell. I

am probably a cultural clod, but every time I hear a Hindemith

composition I feel as though I could have programmed a random

selection of notes on a computer and come up with something

just as entertaining. The “Manfred Symphony” by Tchaikovsky

that rounded out the program was much more my speed.

But back to food. We followed a recommendation to lunch at

Jean Georges, a definitely upscale restaurant in the Trump

International Hotel. While we enjoyed our wine and crusty rye

bread, the waiter served our “welcoming” treat, a plate displaying

a tiny Pacific oyster in its shell with a tad of lime jelly

surrounding the oyster, a “beggar”s bag” and a small potato

ravioli, I believe it was, nestled on a bit of tiny leaves of some

greenery and a scrumptious dressing. You probably have

beggar”s bags for lunch routinely but I was unfamiliar with the

concept, a little pasta pouch, about the size of my thumb, tied

with a chive and topped with an edible gold leaf. Inside the bag

was a bit of tasty salmon roe. Next came our selected appetizer,

a handful of steamed shrimps, each carefully cut and folded out

in a circular shape with head and tail still connected, served on a

bed of delicious greens with sliced avocado and a sauce to die

for. My wife thought it was the best salad she”d ever had and I

wouldn”t disagree. My entrTe was skate wing, pan fried, served

with the most delectable artichoke hearts I”ve experienced. I

admit to having never had skate wing before and would say that,

although interesting, it was the least enjoyable part of the meal.

For dessert, I chose the rhubarb sundae, another unfamiliar dish

to me. This proved to be the most technologically impressive

part of the menu. The rhubarb flavor was concentrated in the

form of a flat, sugar-based ribbon about an inch wide and 3 to 4

inches long, perched on top of the sundae. I swear it was not

much thicker than the proverbial human hair and when eaten,

melted down to about a drop of liquid or less. I”ve had

experience in growing thin layers of materials for light emitting

diodes and was quite impressed that this ribbon could be

prepared and handled while still maintaining its structural

integrity. The sundae itself was, of course, a most enjoyable end

to the meal. Or so I thought until the waiter served us each a

plate containing 5 or 6 different bite-size chocolate creations,

each an unusual melt-in-your-mouth culinary event.

To top it all off, The Donald himself joined us for lunch! Ok, he

actually lunched a couple tables away with an assistant. My

wife, who was facing Mr. Trump, observed that neither he nor

his companion had an alcoholic beverage, consistent with his

statement that he neither drinks nor smokes. I later saw him

leave in a suitably elongated black limousine with darkened

glass. Unfortunately, I didn”t get a chance to compliment him on

including such a fine restaurant in his hotel. Maybe next time.

All this talk of food brings me to some tidbits from the Winter

2000 issue of “Chemistry”, an American Chemical Society

publication, source of material for some earlier columns. One

article that bears scrutiny, especially in a financially oriented

Web site is titled “Inventing Your Way to Fortune: Cash Prizes

in Science”. In these columns, I”ve referred quite often to Nobel

Prize winners and their contributions. I certainly haven”t

experienced the thrill or monetary reward associated with such

an award. The article deals with the role that offering rewards

for scientific and technological achievements plays in stimulating

scientific breakthroughs. Concerning food, it was Napoleon who

said that an army travels on its stomach and encouraged the

French government to offer in 1795 a 12,000 franc reward to

anyone who could come up with a new way to preserve food.

Sure enough, a Frenchman named Nicolas Appert rose to the

challenge. Nick thought it appropriate to try sealing food in

airtight bottles and heating them in boiling water and Voila!

Canning was invented! It apparently took him 15 years before he

sent his first samples of partridge, vegetables and gravy off to sea

for a test run. (Of course, being French, one wouldn”t expect him

to have used plain old chicken and I”m sure the “gravy” cited in

the article must have actually been a “sauce”!) At any rate, the

food was still fresh when eaten after 4 months at sea and a new

industry was born. Appert received the cash prize from none

other than Napoleon himself. My wife”s sister Annie makes the

best canned bread and butter pickles and pickled beets in the

world, enjoyable the year round thanks to Monsieur Appert and

Monsieur Bonaparte.

Later, another Napoleon, Emperor Louis Napoleon III, posted a prize

for anyone who could find a substitute for butter. It seems that in

those days there was an exploding population in Europe and the price

of the relatively scarce butter was high. Again, a chemist,

Hippolyte MegeMouriez came forward with a substitute for butter that

involved in its preparation a substance known as margaric acid.

Appropriately, the new spread was named margarine. I can

recall the days of World War II, when butter was rationed and we

were forced to buy margarine. In those days, the dairy lobby

must have succeeded in promoting legislation prohibiting the

coloring of margarine to look like butter. Instead, we would buy

the snow-white product, break open the enclosed packet of

yellow dye, which we would painstakingly mix with the

margarine to approximate the color of butter. Today, obviously,

things are different and I use my Take Control margarine to

hopefully help lower my high cholesterol. And we owe it all to

the usual couple of Frenchmen.

Another item related to food in this issue of Chemistry addresses

the problem of the varroa and trachael parasitic mites. These

aren”t the dust mites we”ve talked about previously. These

equally disgusting little guys have really done a job on the

honeybee population in this country. Not only is our honey

supply in danger but honeybees are key to the pollination of

many of our crops. Some species of ants produce their own

defense against their mite antagonists. It”s formic acid, the

simplest organic acid, with only one carbon atom and the

formula HCOOH (vinegar, acetic acid, is CH3COOH).

Unfortunately, formic acid is corrosive and volatile and it”s just

not practical to use it extensively. Now, workers at the U.S.

Department of Agriculture have come up with formic acid

incorporated into a gel. This form is easier to handle and

releases the formic acid vapor over a period of weeks.

Hopefully, this will soon be in the field and shift the balance of

nature back in favor of the crucially important honeybee.

Speaking of insects, I received my March 24th copy of Science

last week and enclosed was the genome of that much-studied

insect Drosophila melanogaster, the fruit fly. In Science,

Drosophila took the form of a glossy 5-page foldout with both

sides containing the coding content of the 4 chromosomes of the

fruit fly genome. Now, to be perfectly honest, every time I read

or try to read an article on biology these days my brain tends to

glaze over. This foldout had the same effect on me. It was

covered with thousands of various colored bands positioned

along scales of the number of megabases. As near as I could tell,

the different colors indicated those bands that are common either

to mammals, such as ourselves, C. elegans (a worm), S.

cerevisiae (I believe this is a yeast) or to two or all of the three.

In other words, it shows that we share our heritage with worms,

fruit flies and yeasts, not to mention countless other species of

life.

After being overwhelmed by the complicated nature of a fly, I

shudder to think of the foldout that will accompany my Science

issue with the coding of the human genome a year or so from

now! I announce here that one of my goals is to keep this issue

of Science and try to understand roughly what”s been done and

write a column on my impressions by the end of June. I refuse to

admit that my feeble brain can”t cope with this field. Perhaps the

complexity of the problem is illustrated by the fact that one of

the Drosophila papers in this issue of Science has over 150

authors! (I lost count.) To me, quarks and gluons seem simple

compared to what the biologists and biochemists are trying to

unravel these days.

Allen F. Bortrum