For the week, 12/20-12/24

For the week, 12/20-12/24

Have a holly, jolly Christmas…

It”s the best time of the year…

Well, I picked a bad week to go back into the bear camp but, I

must say, it was a great week for my portfolio, and everyone

else”s for that matter. The Dow (now at 11405), the S&P 500

and Nasdaq (touched 4000 before closing at 3969), all hit records

and it didn”t seem to matter that interest rates kept climbing with

the yield on the 30-year Treasury now at 6.46%, the highest level

in 27 months.

All eyes were on the Federal Reserve, Tuesday, to see if the Fed

would adopt a “tightening” bias as to interest rates. It was a

given they wouldn”t actually raise rates so close to Y2K. So the

Fed decided to keep the existing “neutral” stance (that”s bullish…

kind of…sort of ) but then preceded to tell us that were it not for

Y2K they would have raised rates.

In their statement the Fed said that they remained concerned with

the possibility the economy will continue to grow faster than

preferred and that “in light of market uncertainties associated with

the century date change, the committee decided to adopt a

symmetric (neutral) directive.” The Fed also said they would

assess the total post-Y2K picture in February. So the stock

market rallied and bonds resumed their slide. Confusing? Yup.

There is absolutely no doubt that interest rates are heading higher,

both here and abroad, in the first quarter. The U.S. economy

remains too hot for the Fed”s liking and it”s only a matter of time

before wages pick up (I know this sounds like a broken record so

take the needle off it if bothers you) and, internationally, most

nations are just beginning to grow, with further strength almost a

guarantee.

The euphoria in our own equity markets is unprecedented (except

maybe 1929). Some of these companies that are priced at $400

or $500 per share may be solid citizens but, c”mon! Yes, I”m

jealous I don”t own one, myself, but how can I buy them now

when they”re trading at a grillion times earnings (if they have

any). Geezuz, I wish Lawrence Welk were still alive so we could

all dance to his bubble machine.

Soon it will be earnings season and any corporation worth its salt

will have finagled the books, and talked down analysts, to make

sure they “beat expectations.” Hey, Euphoria Inc. earned 4 cents

and the Street thought it would earn 2 cents. The stock is at

$124. Let”s take it up to $172. What a story! We”re #1! We”re

#1!

You know who I thought of this week? Former Oklahoma

basketball coach Billy Tubbs who used to love to run up the

score. Substitute any number of high-flyers today and you have

the same idea. Pile on, boys!

Economist Henry Kaufman who, admittedly, no one has listened

to since about 1982, said this week, “Every optimistic forecast

about the economy is based on the premise that stock prices will

either go up or change very little. Not since WW II have we been

so dependent on the market.”

And if the consumer stops shopping, or just slows down a bit,

throw those forecasts out the window.

Here are some tidbits gleaned from the past week.

–The major European markets all continued to hit records as

well. Germany announced some positive corporate tax initiatives

and the Frankfurt DAX index rose 4.4%, alone, on Thursday.

–Prudential”s Ralph Acampora is looking for another 25% gain in

the major averages next year. Look for Ralphie to turn tail at the

first bump in the road, however. That”s his track record.

–AOL went public on 3/19/92 at a split-adjusted 9 cents a share.

At its current $80 value, its up well over 90,000%.

–Margin debt is up over 46% this year from last year”s levels,

according to Trimtabs.

–Smart Money magazine picked Monsanto as one of its ten

stocks for the next decade. Then Monsanto merged with

Pharmacia and the stock fell 12% in 2 days. But, to be fair, the

new decade hasn”t started yet, I guess.

–Speaking of the above merger, was it a warning shot that the

following 2 headlines appeared across from each other in the Wall

Street Journal this week? “Investors are Wary of Pharmacia

Merger” and “Big Rail Merger Gets a Cool Reception” (that

being the combination of Burlington Northern and Canadian

National).

–Hey, in being bullish for 7 weeks until this past one, at least I

theoretically participated in 26.4% of the Nasdaq”s gain!

Theoretically, that is.

–As of 12/22, 50% of the issues on the Nasdaq were DOWN for

the year. 60% of those listed on the NYSE were also down.

–Foreigners hold 40% of U.S. debt securities, compared to 20%

five years ago. The problem is that as overseas economies pick

up steam, money may be repatriated, thus making it more difficult

for our interest rates to decline and, obviously, easier for our rates

to rise.

The Russian Vote

“In their ballot choices, Russians showed that they do not want a

return to the Soviet era.”– Washington Post editorial.

Wrong.

“(The parliamentary election) was a peaceful centrist revolution.”

— The Kremlin.

Wrong.

“The election appears to have been clean.” — The Wall Street

Journal.

Wrong.

Here”s the truth. The elections, while important, are but a pre-lim

compared to next July”s presidential election. What you can say is

that Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is well positioned to replace

President Boris Yeltsin. The Communists overall influence

continued to wane as their share of the Duma declined to 24%.

The Putin-backed Unity Party captured a strong 23% (amazing,

since the party was formed just 3 months ago) and the Luzhkov /

Primakov Fatherland-All Russia Party finished a disappointing 3rd

with just 12%. A party needed to gain 5% to be admitted as such

which means that of the 450 members of the new parliament, 150

are independents.

Strategist Richard Pipes came up with the best conclusion. “The

political and economic culture of a nation cannot be radically

changed by government decree. Values and attitudes inculcated

over centuries are so deeply embedded that it takes protracted

new experience to alter them significantly.”

The Duma election was dirty and fraught with fraud. The two

main state-controlled media outlets were shills for Putin and

Unity. The Moscow equivalent of Tom Brokaw would

superimpose pictures of Monica Lewinsky and Mussolini over

Moscow Mayor Yuri Luzhkov”s picture when discussing the

Fatherland Party. Just imagine that happening in the U.S. We”re

not talking Saturday Night Live here. This is NBC or CBS

network news.

[And to those who say Clinton”s getting serviced by Monica was

his own business, well, I rest my case. Our philandering President

was part of the blackmail effort against Luzhkov and Primakov. I

want to see a Brokaw or Rather have the guts to draw this

conclusion. It would sink Gore.]

Economics were not part of the election debate at all. The rise of

Putin and the Unity Party is directly tied to a brutal war. Why

should that be comforting to the Russian apologists? The Journal

did add in one editorial, “In the coming years the shape of Russia

– with all that implies for the world – may yet be decided by the

ultimate outcome in little, bloody Chechnya.”

And what of Chechnya? The Russians are ready to mount the

final assault any day now. In the meantime, as corroborated by

the BBC and U.N. Human Rights Watch, Russian soldiers killed

about 40 civilians in a village near Grozny when villagers tried to

keep the Russian soldiers from looting their homes. I saw a U.N.

official holding a photo which showed a Chechen who had been

beheaded.

No aid has gotten through to Grozny”s citizens in months. There

is no telling what the world will finally see when the Russians are

finished mopping up. And believe me, when the Chechen rebels

inflict some heavy casualties in their last stand in Grozny, that”s

when the Russians call in those special fuel-air explosives that

suck the oxygen right out of the air.

Some final notes on this depressing topic.

–The stage is set for a chaotic, dirty beyond words, presidential

campaign.

–More and more folks are echoing my thought of two weeks

ago. How can we talk about “free” elections when it”s the

government who probably set off the apartment bombs in

Moscow and the other cities? Why doesn”t a reporter ask Clinton

this? [Of course I know it”s too explosive for him to answer].

–What happened to my main man, Alexander Lebed? The former

general is the man needed to be President and he”s disappeared.

He”s tough but honest. I”m setting up campaign headquarters for

him in N.J. Just give me time to file the paperwork.

–And one good thing. U.S. and Russian military authorities will,

after all, be at each other”s nuke facilities over New Year”s to

reassure the other side that any radar blips aren”t an actual attack.

“Must be just a bunch of geese, comrade.”

More International Affairs

In a recent “Hott Spotts” piece I wrote of the Taliban government

in Afghanistan and their involvement in terrorism and Osama bin

Laden. The day is approaching when bombs rain down on them.

I commented last week on Venezuela and their vote for a new

constitution which granted President Chavez dictatorial-type

powers. When I posted the article early Saturday morning, word

was just beginning to hit of the disastrous flooding. Since then

we have learned that the tragedy is of epic proportions.

Curiously, President Chavez has not wanted to speak of the death

toll and has, in fact, minimized it while aid agencies put the figure

at anywhere from 10-50,000. Chavez is only hurting his efforts to

get the aid his nation so desperately needs by downplaying the

human toll.

China officially picked up the gang-infested territory of Macau

from Portugal this week. Macau is a horrible place that is the

center of organized crime in Asia. So, what do the Chinese do as

they took the reigns of power? They began arresting Falun Gong

members for meditating.

And this week William Safire had a piece on an issue I discussed

about 3 weeks ago, that being Israel”s sale to China of

sophisticated radar technology (AWACS) which China can use

militarily against Taiwan. What”s more, it can be used against our

warships, for example, if the U.S. had to come to Taiwan”s

defense. This is part of a pattern of behavior that the Israeli”s

have been engaged in for some time now and we need to chastise

them for it. As Safire put it, “If the freedom of an island with 22

million souls is of no concern to Israel, the world will care even

less about 6 million Jews getting pushed into the sea.”

WTO

Yes, more on the World Trade Organization thanks to an

interesting op-ed piece by Henry Kissinger. He called Seattle

“worse than a diplomatic fiasco; (it) spelled a missed

opportunity…Instead of assuming the mantle of President

Truman”s leadership role in inspiring the structure of the post-

WW II world, Clinton decided to play to the gallery.”

In a different vein, Kissinger said that “the world could evolve

into a two-tiered system in which globalized elites are linked by

shared values and technologies while the populations at large,

feeling excluded, seek refuge in nationalism and ethnicity and in

attempts to become free of what they perceive as American

hegemony. In such an atmosphere, attacks on globalization can

evolve into a radical chic, especially where the governing elites

are small, and the gap between rich and poor is vast and

growing.”

And if you think Seattle was bad, just wait till you see the battle

in Congress over the admittance of China to the WTO. It will be

great theatre.

Brian Trumbore Goes to the Mall

Last week I blasted the prospects for online retailers and maybe I

was too tough on them but you heard the stories for yourself this

week, like ToysRUs totally screwing up. Well, I got a note from

a great supporter, Jeff S., and he said he did all of his shopping

online and had a great experience. Yes, etailers had some

problems but their problem is one of demand exceeding supply,

not a bad problem to have, and Jeff is convinced that etailers will

solve the distribution problem quicker than brick and mortar.

As to the latter, in all my years of excessive shopping, I have

never seen what I witnessed today. Book retailer Borders shelves

were a mess (and I was in the store when it opened), Record

Town”s shelves were half empty and some big hits were nowhere

to be found (though I did scarf up the last Nat King Cole CDs),

and Suncoast Video also was barren and out of basics (including

blank tapes, a Trumbore Family Christmas staple). I asked the 3

retailers if business was that good and they all said, “It”s O.K.”

It”s easy to understand what”s going on. Whether it”s in the stores

or at the distribution level, full employment is taking its toll.

Wages have to go up! And Jeff is probably right. The etailers

will learn from their mistakes…the survivors, that is.

[One aside. My retailer of the year goes to Gap for opening up

their store early, thus saving me 15 minutes.]

This Week in Politics

First, I need to comment on the “Meet the Press” debate last

Sunday between Al Gore and Bill Bradley. I thought they were

both awful but Gore could not have been more disrespectful of

his opponent. On Monday, Russert told Matt Lauer that he was

also amazed just how much these two can”t stand each other.

Gore was totally disingenuous in all of his answers and at one

point said “I never launched a personal negative attack ad and I

never will.” And Bradley correctly said that Gore”s offer to

withdraw TV and radio ads in favor of debating twice a week was

“just a ploy.”

Gore said the defining moment in his life was his decision to serve

in Vietnam. Spare me, the record shows he was the most

protected soldier / reporter in the country (because of his father”s

position as a U.S. Senator). On a different matter he tried to

convince us that the current sanctions against Saddam Hussein

are preventing him from making weapons of mass destruction.

Russert was incredulous. “But we haven”t had inspectors on the

ground there in over a year!” Gore didn”t have a good response

to that. [This week”s “Hott Spotts” details the rise of Saddam up

to the Gulf War. He will be a campaign issue shortly.]

Regarding both candidates fiscal positions, as my friend Johnny

Mac put it, “Just put wings on my wallet now!”

In polling, Gore now leads Bradley, 42-39, in the state of New

York. Just last month Bradley was leading, 47-38. In a

nationwide poll, 3/4s of adults knew enough of Bush and Gore to

have an opinion. Only 42% knew McCain and Bradley, not a

good sign for these two.

Y2K Update:

So we”ve been inundated with warnings about terrorism. No one

should be surprised. Hell, read my series on Islam if you haven”t

already. Losers (the Fundamentalists) can also be cowards. And we

have cowards of the domestic variety, too. No one wants to succumb

to fear because then the bastards have won. But, on this issue, why

anyone would want to celebrate in one of the high profile venues I”ll

never know.

As for the technology side yes, I will be shocked if we don”t have

serious problems overseas that could spill over into the U.S., thus

impacting corporate profits for some multinationals in particular.

Domestically, I don”t see serious problems on the horizon but

why wouldn”t you have a little extra cash and water? As I said

before, the folks in Florida who got ready for Hurricane Floyd

weren”t complaining when Floyd didn”t hit them.

And if Y2K wasn”t something to be concerned with, why was

NASA so careful to put Shuttle Discovery on a schedule that had

it coming back early so as not to risk a Y2K-related problem

(their words)?

Not totally Y2K-related, the General Accounting Office said that

the EPA computer system is highly vulnerable to hackers. While

you might say, big deal, you need to understand that the EPA”s

computer system contains the worst-case scenarios at all of the

nation”s chemical facilities.

Finally, if you need a Y2K fix for your home PC, check out one

of the following web sites: Zdnet, Cnet, Symantec, McAfee.

Random Musings:

–Ralph Nader is going after Robert Rubin for potential ethical lapses

after he left the Treasury Department. There are very strict laws

regulating lobbying once you”ve left government. Rubin denies

he was “lobbying” when he discussed the new financial services

regulation bill with his successor, Treasury Secretary Larry

Summers. Keep on the case, Ralph!

–This will probably be another Christmas when I don”t get a

“Clapper.” When you live by yourself, this could be a neat gift.

[You can make a fool of yourself and no one knows.]

–The other day I picked up some dry cleaning and the cleaner

greeted me like a long lost friend. “Where have you been? My

wife and I were wondering?” Geez, I thought. I didn”t realize I

was that good a customer. I didn”t have the heart to tell him I

wear jeans and polo shirts everyday now. He better not buy any

new equipment on account of my business.

I bring this up because this is the first Christmas in 17 years where

I didn”t get a Wall Street bonus. When I started this new

venture earlier this year, I knew I was leaving a lot on the table. I

didn”t pay myself one this year. Instead, I treated my printer to

some new cartridges. But, honestly, I have no regrets. And you

know what? Trading restrictions are so severe at Wall Street

firms that I actually did real well this year after the shackles came

off. No, I didn”t have any Qualcomm”s in my portfolio but my

beloved oil services stocks treated me well. [Now if they”d only

hang in there until I can pick up the cap gain rate.]

–There is a new sports scandal in New Jersey. High schools are

importing foreign basketball players. Again, that”s high school.

Actually, New Jersey deserves credit. The state is cracking down

and at one inner city school, 3 kids suddenly fled to Florida.

Let”s see if Florida cracks down on this absurd practice.

–Ronald Reagan”s health is deteriorating rapidly. Nancy said he

is now incapable of putting together a sentence and they accept

no visitors. The end is near.

–November was the warmest in 105 years of record-keeping for

the continental U.S.

–Jeff Bezos of Amazon.com was Time magazine”s “Person of the

Year” because of “two great themes – online shopping and dot-

com mania.” Webster”s defines “mania” as “insanity, especially

when marked by extreme excitement.” The definition of “insane”

is “not mentally sound: mad: foolish, wild.”

–Animal of the Century, Snoopy.

–You probably saw the story that Bill and Hillary may ask the

government to pay for their legal fees associated with the

Whitewater and Monica cases (spokesmen for the two issued

denials). The law requires applicants for reimbursement to show

that they would not have been investigated by regular prosecutors

for these cases. Of course the fact that, with regards to Monica, a

federal judge said the President perjured himself doesn”t matter, I

guess. Commented Congressman Bob Barr, “The chutzpah of

this administration knows no bounds.”

–Jacob and Emily were the top names for newborns in 1999.

Next year it will be Qualcomm and Yahoo! I name you…

Qualcomm Robinson.

–Vermont”s High Court ruled gay couples merit equal rights and

benefits but they stopped short of giving them the right to marry.

[You expect me to comment on this? Not a chance.]

–In sub-Saharan Africa, AIDS is exploding. For example, the life

expectancy in Botswana has fallen 14 years since 1990!

–And speaking of sex, big name investment banker Jim

McDermott was charged with violating insider trading statutes in

an operation that involved a porn star, Kathryn Gannon, aka

“Marilyn Star.” McDermott, who, of course, is married, had an

intimate relationship with Gannon who has told others that she

was intimate with other leading Wall Street figures. So ladies, if

your husband works on the Street and he”s acting strange as you

open up your presents, perhaps it”s time to grill him!

–I have been meaning to write about driving habits for awhile

now but this week NBC beat me to the punch. People are

blowing through red lights at an alarming rate. Did you know

that 700 deaths a year can be traced to this crime? And while

we”re on the topic, have you noticed how few drivers use their

turn signals these days? I”m ready to start blasting some folks. Or

at least blow out the tires.

–And speaking of dirtballs, John Rocker of the Atlanta Braves

ranks right up there with the best after his comments in Sports

Illustrated lambasting the inhabitants of New York, specifically

immigrants. You wouldn”t have believed how many folks wrote

me on this when the story broke. Now, just 24 hours later, it

seems like old news. I have written of the rebound in New York

City”s fortunes frequently. Yes, the bull market has something to

do with it as well as Mayor Giuliani”s policies. But the real

strength of New York these days is the new wave of immigrants

who have been contributing mightily.

I have to admit that there was a time, back in 1992, when I

agreed with Pat Buchanan on a number of issues, but I began to

break with him on his constant immigrant bashing. We should

welcome them (the legal ones) and, with the current status of our

economy, we need them. As for Rocker, he”s simply an ignorant

fool who has hurt his reputation irreparably. Put him up there

with Jimmy the Greek and Al Campanis. I may have to go to a

game myself next year to boo the SOB.

[Update: 10/26…I just read the whole Sports Illustrated article.

It really is worse than I first heard. Rocker is toast.]

–If you don”t live in the New York area one of the things you

miss out on is our own Jivin” Reverend Al Sharpton. Man, he

gets involved in everything. But this week, who should show up

at his side but none other than Winnie Mandela. Winnie and Al

railed against police brutality and Sharpton pledged to “recruit an

army of righteous souls that are willing to fight no matter where.”

Mandela then compared police brutality in New York to the

oppression of black South Africans under the system of

segregation she fought to change. Of course it”s Winnie who has

been implicated in a number of murders in her homeland. I think

Reverend Al can come up with a better role model. Otherwise,

he might as well have Rae Carruth standing at his side.

Gold closed at $287

Nymex Crude Oil,$25.87

Returns for the week, 12/20-12/23

Dow Jones +1.3%

S&P 500 +2.6%

S&P Midcap +4.8%

Russell 2000 +3.5%

Nasdaq +5.8% [10-week winning streak, longest in 10 years]

Returns for the period, 1/1/99-12/23/99*

Dow Jones +24.2

S&P 500 +18.6% [+20.0% total return]

S&P Midcap +11.5%

Russell 2000 +14.3%

Nasdaq +81.0%…Praise the Lord!!

Bulls 53.2%

Bears 29.4% [Source: Investors Intelligence]

*Not including dividends.

–For some Christmas cheer, check out the 12/24 Bar Chat.

–Dr. Bortrum discusses the future in his 12/21 column.

–I need to take a week off from Hott Spotts and Wall Street

History to a) start my taxes and b) clean up my office.

Bar Chat, however, will run at it”s regular times during the

holiday week. Next week”s WIR will be posted by noon on New

Year”s Eve…computer willing.

And from Dr. Bortrum, my brother Harry and I….

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Brian Trumbore, 12/23