For the week, 3/12-3/16

For the week, 3/12-3/16

[Posted 7:15 AM]

How would you like your analysis, top / down, or bottom / up?

Well, your editor has selected the former. To wit, the Big Picture.

Issue One: In the end, we”re all dead. At this point, some of us

will then proceed up, others down.

Issue Two: But as the latest population studies show, there will

be zero net growth in the developed nations (ex-the U.S.) over

the next 50 years. This has tremendously negative implications.

For instance, how the heck will Europe and Japan, whose

populations are slated to shrink by as early as 2014, pay for social

services and increased pension benefits for the aged? Few nations

are talking about this coming calamity.

On a related issue, for too long we have been fed a bunch of b.s.

by demographers and “age-wavers” who touted the tremendous

opportunities in equities because the baby boomers had no other

choice but to invest in the stock market. Well, unless we”re going

to crank up the Lawrence Welk bubble-machine again, and ignore

the issue of corporate profits, I say bunk.

Issue Three: As we look at the Big Picture there is also the issue

of global conflict. Let”s face it, we all despise each other (except,

largely, in this amazing melting pot called America, where our

problems pale in comparison to the rest of the world). Many of

us naively thought that the cameras of CNN would bring us closer

together. Instead, they have exposed deep-seated hatreds. The

Balkans, Indonesia, the entire Middle East, Congo, to name a

few. Then there are the broader potential flashpoints which are

about more than simple ethnicity. North / South Korea, China /

Taiwan, India / Pakistan. Modern weaponry, as well as the

increasing availability of simple conventional devices, has

increased the scope, while globalization brings to the forefront

jealousies which all too often have tragic consequences.

Issue Four: We continually ignore the fact that the rest of the

world can now make much of what we invented, cheaper. For

our leaders in government and business to think otherwise is the

height of arrogance (and was one of the major problems I had

with the Clinton Administration).

Those are some of the problems I think about far too often (for

my sanity). In the here and now, however, the biggest issue has

become the slowdown, not just in the U.S., but across the globe.

I led off this column on January 20 with the line, “It”s the world,

stupid.” And the world, even those who can”t stand us, still looks

to the U.S. for leadership. Alas, at least from our rapidly aging

Fed Chairman, Rip Van Winkle, there is none.

Now if I remember correctly, the real Van Winkle slept for about

20 years. Van Winkle II has been sleeping about a year now, so I

guess we have 19 more years of this wasteland…which actually

then ties neatly into my demographics conundrum.

Economist Ed Yardeni: “(There is) an unease the Fed isn”t

fighting hard enough for the economy.” Inflation, as witnessed by

the latest report on producer prices, is not an issue. Yardeni says

the real worry is “deflation.” [I”m not saying your editor

necessarily agrees with this last bit.]

Liberal economist Paul Krugman wrote that the Fed”s

reassurances that all is well “only add to the sickening sense that

the Central Bank doesn”t get it.”

Which brings us back, once again, to the health of the world.

This week”s story was primarily Japan, where, despite the release

of data which showed its economy grew in the fourth quarter,

appears to be in a tailspin due to the combination of factors we

have discussed oft before: terrible political leadership, massive

debt loads, and a populace too shell-shocked to spend even 122.3

yen (a buck).

This week, a leading rating service, Fitch, placed 19 major

Japanese banks on credit watch and rumors flew that one, Daiwa,

was about to collapse. Daiwa denied it. Then there was the issue

of U.S. exposure to Japan should some of their financial

institutions go under. Our analysts, eyes glued to the “Road to

the Final 4″ said, “Uh…what”s that? Japan? No problem…I”m

watching the game.” In other words, as I alluded to last week,

with regards to some of our own banks, you can take what they

say with a grain of salt. Many of them have no real clue.

And then there is Europe. Everything seemed just fine, save for a

couple hundred thousand head of tainted livestock, but this week

there were rumblings that the E.U. nations could be experiencing

their own economic freefall. The world moves at warp speed

these days.

So with all this as background, it”s no wonder that Wall Street

drowned in a sea of red. The Dow had down days in excess of

200, 300, and 400 points, losing a record total of 820 to close at

9823, its lowest weekly finish in a year (as well as the same level

of two years ago). Nasdaq fell for the 7th straight week (a 32%

decline over just that period!) and now stands at 1890, 63% from

the record high of a year ago.

It”s not even worth discussing individual companies anymore

because they all say the same thing. “We”re reducing earnings

and we really don”t know about the future.” And as for the

overall profits picture, estimates for the rest of 2001 continue to

plummet.

[But before I continue, let me make one thing clear. I will not

change my opinion that we somehow skirt a recession, though

0.5-1.0% growth will certainly feel like one. The problem is if we

have minimal growth, with a negative quarter thrown in here or

there, for the next 12 months…or longer. And that”s where

we”re headed. If I”m wrong on the recession call, however, I”m

not going to beat myself up like an Iranian who didn”t get his

Russian missiles on time. After all, I was screaming about the

tech bubble long before it was cool.]

How do we get out of this mess? Well, on Tuesday Van Winkle

II assembles his mediocre board of governors to decide the next

step on interest rates. It”s already too late. But the best bond

man in the business, PIMCO”s Bill Gross, feels (hopes?) that the

Fed may lower 75 basis points and then follow that up with

another 75 in April. If Andrea Mitchell”s husband is just looking

at the latest economic data, he can”t possibly conclude that we are

on the cusp of resuming growth at a 3-4% clip. Thus, if he

lowers rates only half a percent Tuesday, not only will our

markets tank anew, but every other long-suffering bourse on the

planet will as well.

What is obviously troubling about the past week is that the action

was so brutal it was the lead story on almost every newscast. It”s

that constant drumbeat that shatters confidence. I thought I made

just one bad market prediction in 2000, that being I expected the

bursting of the bubble last spring to equate to an almost

immediate reduction in both consumer spending as well as real

estate values. That wasn”t the case, but in December the

spending, both from a retail and corporate standpoint, slowed

measurably and now we are seeing the first signs that the real

estate market is finally tipping over. If this sector were to

collapse as quickly as the reduction in capital spending that we”ve

witnessed, then I”ll go from “barely avoiding recession” to

“Depression.” It bears careful watching.

Two final points. Perhaps one of the most significant lines of the

week, particularly with regards to my feelings on the future of

technology, was contained within a story on Charles Schwab and

Co. Schwab said it was dismantling some of its systems and

equipment because it has far more capacity than it needs. Think

about that one.

Lastly, I am supposed to speak to an investment club on

Wednesday, but they haven”t as yet called to confirm. [This was

set up about two months ago.] If they don”t, there”s your

“capitulation” that many of us are looking for.

Street Bytes

–Ahh, the flight to quality. Bonds profited, big time. And with

the federal funds rate currently at 5.5%, what do you think the

numbers below tell you about the future direction for that?

U.S. Treasury Yields*

1-yr. 4.18% 2-yr. 4.23% 10-yr. 4.76% 30-yr. 5.27%

*But remember, upside from here is highly limited.

–Investors have lost some $4 trillion in the stock market since

last March. According to Ned Davis Research, that is more than

the combined GDP of the UK, France, Australia, and Belgium.

But while the UK, France, and Belgium have mad cow, we have

mad human.

–Household net worth declined 2% in 2000 (including home

value minus liabilities, like mortgages) for the first time since the

Federal Reserve started keeping such figures way back in 1945…

an incredible statistic.

–Energy: While details are sketchy as I wrap this up, the OPEC

meeting in Vienna was a contentious one as participants struggled

with the need to maintain about a $25 price on oil (their need, not

ours) and the plight of the world economy. They have opted to

cut production in order to prevent a slide in prices this spring.

But tightening in the face of a global slowdown is extremely

risky. Personally, I think OPEC”s recent run is over. When

world demand was strong, it was relatively easy to keep everyone

in line. Now, each nation, both OPEC and non-OPEC (the latter

representing 60% of worldwide production), will be looking out

solely for its own self-interest.

As for the situation in California and the Pacific Northwest,

Energy Secretary Spence Abraham said that summer blackouts

would be “inevitable,” a major negative when you mark up that

legal pad with economic plusses and minuses. The drought

situation in Washington and Oregon is reaching crisis proportions.

And it”s increasingly obvious that California shouldn”t expect any

hydroelectric power help from its neighbors.

–Domestic airline travel dropped in February for the first time

since 1993. And those labor troubles are right around the corner.

–The S&P 500 is in the midst of its first bear market (20% plus

decline) since 1987.

–**Market tidbit you just won”t find anywhere else. The S&P

500 has declined every Friday this year.

–International market performance: London -10.6% (year-to-

date), Frankfurt -10.9%, Paris -13.9%, Toronto -13.2%, Tokyo

-11.3%. But Sydney is +1.3%. Gosh, I love those Aussies! I”ll

have a Foster”s, mate.

–As reported last week, in Indonesia they rip your heart out. In

the U.S., we have Nasdaq.

–Last week I questioned the veracity of Intel”s announcement

that they weren”t going to cut back on capital spending, pointing

to the situation in Dublin where they vowed to press on with

expansion plans. So what happens? On Wednesday Intel

announced they were delaying a $1 billion expansion there until

late 2002 or 2003. Just another lyin” corporation that, when

added to the rest, helps to chill investor confidence in our

financial markets.

–I have been meaning to bring the following up for some time

now, but, alas, a group of folks in San Diego beat me to the

punch.

You know that Oracle commercial, the one where they claim to

have saved $1 billion by incorporating their own e-business

software? Every time I see it I think, “What a crock. Prove it.”

Not to get off on a rant here, but there is a difference between

having some actors say Tide is the best laundry detergent, and

making a hard and fast claim of $1 billion in savings.

Or those commercials for Zantac. “What are you, a doctor?”

“As a matter of fact I am.” No you aren”t! You”re a friggin”

actor! I know this crap has been going on since time immemorial,

but why do we put up with it? [Maybe the tobacco industry has

learned a lesson in this regard.]

Where were we? Oh yeah, Oracle, and that sleazy chairman of

theirs. The lawsuit draws attention to the commercial and says

not only is the software riddled with bugs, but that the talked

about “savings” resulted from job cuts in an unrelated division,

nothing more. I would wager the litigants are correct.

–From Tuesday”s USA Today. Newspaper chains “have been

surprised by how steeply some ad sales have fallen.” One analyst

noted, “The valley is a lot deeper than media executives thought a

few months ago.” [“How Red Was My Valley”]

–Strategist Ed Kerschner, whose bullish prognostications on

technology stocks were as wrong as any on the Street, this week

lowered his earnings outlook for the S&P 500 in 2001 to -3%,

from growth of 7-10%. Just a slight change.

–From author Ron Chernow in a New York Times op-ed piece.

“Think of the stock market in recent years as a lunatic control

tower that directed most incoming planes to a bustling, congested

airport known as the New Economy while another, depressed

airport, the Old Economy, stagnated with empty runways. The

market has functioned as a vast, erratic mechanism for

misallocating capital across America.”

–Telecom experts Scott Cleland and William Whyman were

interviewed for the March 12 edition of Barron”s. Since I, like

many others, have been slamming this sector for over a year, I

direct your attention to these comments of theirs.

“DSL costs a lot more, takes a lot more time, and is operationally

more difficult to do. That”s on the supply side. On the demand

side, there haven”t been a whole lot of great applications out there

for which people are willing to pay. We are talking about price

points of $40, $50, $60 a month. What are the great

applications?”

Was DSL oversold?: “(The industry) went on an investment-

banking binge where an enormous number of lousy business

models got funded. Too many competitors got funded for a high-

fixed-cost industry.”

On 3G and wireless applications: “Looking at the business model

on these things makes me even more concerned. You are talking

about an expensive transmission telecom subscription and another

Internet service subscription. Are people going to be willing to

pay a third charge?” Not enough of ”em, mused the editor.

–G.E. commercial currently airing.

“What”s the matter, Lacey?”

“We”re running out of plastics for that cell phone project.”

You shouldn”t be, given the horrible sales reports coming in from

manufacturers and suppliers.

–And staying on telecom, in issuing its own dire report, Ericsson

revealed, “In Western Europe, in markets with already high

penetration, operators are delaying investments.”

–Warren Buffett, in his annual shareholder letter, blamed Wall

Street, rightfully so, for much of the carnage in the markets, and

he blamed CEOs for their “unwarranted optimism.”

“Many in Wall Street – a community with which quality control is

not prized – will sell investors anything they will buy.”

“By shamelessly merchandising birdless bushes, promoters have in

recent years moved billions of dollars from the pockets of the

public to their own purses…and to those of their friends and

associates.”

–Amazon Chairman Jeff Bezos told an interviewer in Europe that

he would not invest in Internet stocks. Huh.

–This coming week”s offering of Agere, the Lucent spin-off,

would appear to be critical, at least in the eyes of this editor. If it

bombs, don”t look for any comeback in the IPO market for quite

some time.

–My Portfolio: As I hinted at last week, I sold off my remaining

energy holding on Monday and Tuesday (thankfully, as it turned

out), and then on Wednesday, I jettisoned the mad cow play.

Thus I”m now 100% cash and bonds.

My oil play was for two years and while I still believe in the

sector, right now I simply felt that the big money had been made,

until we get a clearer picture on where the economy is headed.

As for the mad cow stock, it is still a good holding for the panic

that may yet hit the U.S. But it isn”t a good foot-and-mouth play!

Silly me, I wasn”t thinking that if just the thought of the contagion

spreading to the U.S. entered the picture, let alone an actual

epidemic, that would mean that should our own pigs and sheep be

slaughtered, there wouldn”t be any need for the feed, would

there? Dohh! Oh well, I broke even on it.

Lastly, I wrote the following last week: “I am also itching to buy

tech stocks for the first time since 1998. I may do it next week…

or I may wait a few months. It”s going to be a matter of intuition

(but) my eventual bet in this sector will be a short-term one.” I

don”t want anyone to be confused. I am not bullish on tech

stocks, as should be clear from everything else I”ve written in this

space. There will be a time, however, for a powerful relief rally.

I may just try and time it. Right now, I”m sitting it out.

*And I must say, my full-service broker, DP, was a good coach

this week. Everyone needs one. Whether it”s Tiger Woods or an

investor that knows what they”re doing most of the time (like

me), you have to get a second opinion. A good broker (or

financial planner) is worth his or her weight in gold (err,

palladium).

International Affairs

North Korea: Well, the lovely folks from the land with no food

turned up the rhetoric this week. Government editorials (there

are no others, actually) said “If the U.S. imperialists dare turn to

confrontation with the DPRK (the North), the army and people of

DPRK will take thousand-fold revenge on them.” And later in

the week, the U.S. was labeled “a cannibals” nation.” Where do

you want your grain shipped?

Of course this is all in response to the Bush Administration”s

harder line on dealing with Kim Jong-il. And the damage wasn”t

limited to the U.S. – North Korean relationship. The North also

abruptly canceled high level talks with the South.

But this all is really nothing more than what Kim has done in the

past. Bluster, threaten and then get the West to submit to

blackmail by sending millions more in food aid. Only this time,

Bush may not fall for it. The danger is, however, that Kim Jong-il

will simply lose it one day. And that”s why we have to keep

37,000 of our troops on the border.

[North and South did exchange mail this week for the first time in

50 years. I”m assuming there is some kind of grace period on any

late bills.]

China: The government, in its on again / off again charm

offensive, has invited President Bush for a visit this coming fall.

And they continue to generally tone down the rhetoric against our

missile defense plans (which really are nowhere to be found, by

the way). But, as noted before, China”s main concern these days

is our potential arms sales to Taiwan, the feeling being that we

will be less apt to sell Taiwan what they want if we view China as

less of a threat.

Russia: Iran”s President Khatami visited Moscow and Russia

agreed to sell sophisticated arms to Iran, as well as to help

complete a nuclear plant. Needless to say, the U.S. is worried,

big time, though it”s Europeans who should be even more so

since some of the weaponry could easily be targeted at major

European cities. And then you have Turkey, who gets seemingly

zero support from the U.S. and Turkey”s other NATO allies.

Both Russia and Iran hate the place. So what you have is

Russia”s cooperation in the destabilization of the whole region.

[Separately, Turkey”s current financial crisis means that as part of

any rescue plan, it needs to reduce its levels of defense

spending…at the same time one of its hated neighbors is ramping

up.]

India: Well, this situation bears watching. A new Internet news

service went undercover, posing as arms dealers, and entrapped

some of the government”s leading authorities. The bribery

scandal claimed the popular defense minister on Thursday and

calls for the Vajpayee government to step down are increasing.

Political turmoil is the last thing this region needs right now, with

Pakistan”s own government capable of being toppled with little

notice itself.

[For its part StocksandNews does have one microphone at its

disposal which, you”ve probably noticed, we deploy judiciously.]

Balkans: Not for nothing, but the next two weeks could be critical

as far as efforts to prevent another war. Rebels seeking to create

a Greater Albania have been clashing with Macedonian security

forces near the nation”s largest cities. It could erupt into urban

warfare at any minute. As interviews with common citizens on

both sides reveal, “We all have guns.”

Austria: Jorg Haider is at it again. Campaigning for his favorites

in Vienna”s municipal elections, he is employing anti-Semitic,

anti-immigrant rhetoric.

The Taliban: Incredibly, some of the op-ed writers have basically

been serving as apologists for the Taliban and their campaign to

destroy ancient religious symbols, such as the world”s largest

statues of Buddha. They say it”s no different than when Bosnian

Serbs blew up mosques (yeah…so?) and, as one wrote, what the

Taliban is doing is even rooted in Biblical tradition. Oh, gimme a

break. Tell that to the people of Sri Lanka, who are 70%

Buddhist and whose president traveled to Afghanistan last week,

pleading for an end to this barbaric action.

Many claim that those who are most upset are mixing art with

religion. I have thought long and hard about this argument, and

decided that those who espouse this idea are full of it.

Poland: Somewhat connected to the above is an experience I have

to share which I delayed talking about for a few weeks. While in

Rome, I met a reporter for U.S. News who was in town on

unofficial business, and, like me, was there to witness the

elevation of the cardinals. At lunch one day we got to talking

about our respective trips to Poland, mine being two years ago. I

asked him if he had been to any of the concentration or death

camps and Andrew said he had seen Auschwitz, adding that he

could never go back…too upsetting.

I then proceeded to tell him of my stay in Warsaw where one day

I hired out a driver to take me over 50 miles outside the city to

Treblinka. Unlike Auschwitz, there are no physical remains of the

genocide which claimed some 900,000 in just 17 months at this

camp (before the Nazis razed it to the ground for the purposes of

moving the machines to other locations).

My driver and I were the only ones there as we walked the

haunting grounds. I won”t lie, I largely had this feeling of

nothingness while staring at some of the monuments. But what

got to me was the single rail line that emerged from the woods

into the clearing.

You have to picture that there is little for miles around, in this

region, except for a few peasant farms, and then there is a tiny

village of maybe 10 homes, that”s Treblinka. As we slowly drove

back along the train tracks, I saw some of the peasants standing in

the doorway of their homes, staring at us. They were clearly of

an age that would have remembered the horror taking place in the

woods and I could only wonder, “What were they thinking as the

trains went in, loaded, and came out, empty?”

I bring all of this up because in Poland these days, a new book

titled “Neighbors: The Destruction of the Jewish Community in

Jedwabne,” exposes the myth that Poles didn”t collaborate with

the Nazis. [Jedwabne was the scene in July 1941 of a slaughter of

1,600 Jews at the hands largely of the Polish inhabitants of the

town, not just the Germans.] Poland”s current president

Kwasniewski recently told an Israeli newspaper, “There are

indeed black stains on our history and we will no longer be able to

ignore them. With all the pain, they must be exposed and not

plastered over. Whatever the background may be to this horrible

deed, one thing must not be forgotten: It was a mass murder of

Jews by Poles.” [Source: Peter Finn / Washington Post]

Every nation on earth has had its dark moments. And those

peasants I saw at Treblinka, witnesses to genocide, will always be

etched in my memory. It”s why I write of the horrible atrocities in

places like Indonesia. As Americans we can”t prevent every

incident of ethnic injustice in the world, but I”ll always believe we

can do a hell of a lot more than we”re doing today.

Mad Cow / Foot-and-Mouth

I really do try not to be swept up in all of the conspiracy theories

and doomsday scenarios that continually float around our modern

world. But there are some worth passing on, like last week”s bit

on the impact of a bioterrorism attack. And, this week there was

a report from Jane”s Intelligence Review that “The farming

industry represents a lucrative and vulnerable target for terrorism,

in terms of the ease of attack and the level of damage caused.”

The consequences could be as severe as an attack on humans.

So, undoubtedly, some (like my friends Chris and MR) say we

shouldn”t preclude the possibility that the current wave of foot-

and-mouth isn”t just such an action. And they could be right,

especially since proof of this kind of terrorism is so elusive. It”s

simply another thing to be vigilant about.

As for the latest news on the disease, this week everyone banned

pork, goat, and beef products from everyone else, as it spiraled

out of control. Britain may end up destroying in excess of

200,000 animals before this runs its course and the sniping taking

place within the European Union is escalating to its own fever

pitch. Ireland, for example, is furious at the U.K. for its handling

of the crisis (the St. Patrick”s Day Parade in Dublin had to be

canceled as a precaution). Business Week”s Kerry Capell

summed it up.

“Never before have Europeans been more dependent upon one

another, and never before have we distrusted one another more.”

Any dreams of a Europe without borders are a long way from

reality. They are only tightening right now.

Random Musings

–Lawrence Summers as president of Harvard? The former

treasury secretary is the most humorless, condescending

individual I have seen in a long time. I thought being a college

honcho these days was mostly about fundraising?

–On the other hand, there is the experience of Rensselaer

Polytechnic (RPI) in Troy, NY. This week it was announced that an

anonymous donor is giving RPI the largest single gift ever, $360

million, and it”s unrestricted.

–Oh, what the heck. Speaking of schools, my alma mater, Wake

Forest, was totally embarrassed by Butler in the NCAA tourney

on Friday. I am still shell-shocked. We were down 43-10 at

half! It may take our program years to recover from this debacle.

Don”t bother asking me for money!

–In a poll of 12-15-year-olds, “teasing and bullying” was the

toughest issue they face; “violence” was 3rd. Some California

school districts have begun to address the problem.

–Speaking of bullies, I was wondering where CNN

“Moneyline”s” co-anchor Stuart Varney was during this hectic

week in the markets. It turns out he quit because, among other

things, Varney was furious that Ted Turner said all network

employees who observed Ash Wednesday were “Jesus freaks.”

I”m assuming Turner was drunk again when he made the

comment.

–“Oy vey iz Mir!” wrote my friend Harry K. By the time some of

you read this, pieces of the Russian space station may be hurtling

toward your backyard, prepping the ground for that pool you

have been clamoring for.

–Uganda held a presidential election and the loser claimed that

there were more votes than voters. Shades of Chicago.

–And then there is Chicago”s own fake reverend, Jesse Jackson.

I let him off last week, even after his incredibly weak defense of

the accounting procedures employed by his various organizations,

some of which are now under scrutiny for violating federal

election statues. But you know what? Jesse is now irrelevant and

is thus this week”s recipient of my new “StocksandNews

Irrelevant Person of the Week Award.” [I have just created

another monster. Don”t expect this to really be a weekly award.

Call it sporadic.] Yet Jesse shouldn”t be the first recipient

because that honor will fall to Goldman”s Abby Cohen, as it is

clear that Ms. Cohen”s forecasts carry zero weight these days,

plus, in light of the fact that she never really went out on a limb,

anyway, she has been irrelevant for years. Winners can select

from a collection of the editor”s Y2K flashlights (batteries

included), or a can of Old El Paso Refried Beans (sitting in my

pantry for, oh, about a millennium).

But wait, there”s more. I”m listening to Marvin Gaye”s 1971

classic album, “What”s Going On,” and the track “Save The

Children.”

“I just want to ask a question

Who really cares?

To save a world in despair

Who really cares?

There”ll come a time, when the world

won”t be singin”

bells won”t be ringin”

Who really cares?

That”s it! Jesse ripped off Marvin!

–On a more serious note, Newsweek had a chilling cover story

titled, “The Web”s Dark Secret,” child pornography. Evidently,

within the next few weeks, the U.S. government is launching a

wide sweep against alleged consumers and customs agents have

secretly executed search warrants on several targets of the

investigation, who are also alleged to be customers of a Moscow

web site called Blue Orchid.

This grand experiment, the Net, started out as a simple way for

scientists to share research and it has instead turned into a giant

toxic waste dump.

–In a broad survey of Silicon Valley inhabitants versus the rest of

America, 27% attend weekly religious services. 41% nationally.

Now discuss.

–Bill Clinton was in Europe this week. Aagh! He could bring

back foot-and-mouth disease. I mean, it”s a given he was with

some real sows.

–Lastly, your Yak update: Born on June 3, 1927 in Paducah,

Kentucky, Homer Louis Randolph III learned to play the

saxophone at an early age and became so proficient that he ended

up as one of Nashville”s premier session artists. “Boots”

Randolph went on to have a Top 40 single, as well, “Yakety

Sax,” which peaked at #35 on the Billboard pop charts in the

spring of 1963. Randolph also recorded albums with the titles,

“The Yakin” Sax Man” and “More Yakety Sax.”

But friends, I also have some tragic news to report, news that just

came to light from the pages of Asia Week. Friends of Nature is

a Chinese-based environmental group that seeks to protect not

only the land, but also some endangered species, like the Wild

Yak of Tibet. [After they protect the Yak, they roll the Tibetan

people, I guess.]

“The work is usually unpopular, often downright dangerous,”

says Asia Week. “Many activists have received death threats.

And worse. Last year, for example, a member of the group”s

Wild Yak Brigade in Tibet was killed in a shootout with

poachers.”

A down ending to a down week. We”ll have just a few more

notes on the noble Yak, before we turn our attention to another

member of God”s animal kingdom. Perhaps the Yak”s cousin, the

Wild African Ass.

Gold closed at $258

Oil, $26.74

Returns for the week, 3/12-3/16*

Dow Jones -7.7%

S&P 500 -6.7%

S&P MidCap -7.4%

Russell 2000 -6.7%

Nasdaq -7.9%

*The numbers above don”t lie. A simply awful stretch across-the-

board and I have never seen such consistency in the indexes.

Returns for the period, 1/1/01-3/16/01

Dow Jones -8.9%

S&P 500 -12.9%

S&P MidCap -11.0%

Russell 2000 -8.6% [-27% from all-time high]

Nasdaq -23.5%

Bulls 50.5 [Remember my comment of 2/10 when I said the

bullish reading of 61.8 was nuts? It was.]

Bears 32.3 [Source: Investors Intelligence]

Have a great week. I appreciate your support.

Brian Trumbore