For the week, 3/19-3/23

For the week, 3/19-3/23

[Posted at 7:15 AM]

“…the potential for weakness in global economic conditions

suggest substantial risks that demand and production could

remain soft. In these circumstances, when the economic situation

could be evolving rapidly, the Federal Reserve will need to

monitor developments closely.”

–Statement from the Fed”s March 20 meeting accompanying its

half point cut in short-term interest rates.

Maybe, just maybe, Alan Greenspan and Company finally get it.

Yes, they only moved 50 basis points, and, as noted last week, the

markets collapsed worldwide (except for Tokyo) afterwards. But

at least they seem to be taking note of the fact that whether we

like it or not, the world looks to us for leadership.

I got a kick out of some comments in the aftermath of the Fed”s

action, including from people I have tremendous respect for, who

said in essence, “The Fed can”t do everything so why blame

them? Our recent problems were not of their making.”

Believe me, on one hand you can not deny that lowering interest

rates 1.5% in such a short period of time, as the Fed has done

since the start of the year, is certainly acting aggressively, and, at

the same time, that there is not much they could have done in the

inevitable unwinding of the technology bubble. But some of us

aren”t new to the criticism game. We were arguing last fall that

the Fed had to still start moving (and make up for its tightening

mistakes earlier in the year) when it was very clear something was

amiss. And a fewer number of us recognized that it was more

than the economic health of the U.S., it was avoiding hard

landings elsewhere.

And make no mistake this is a hard landing, so the Fed failed in

their mission. But to the issue of the technology bubble itself,

yes, much of what has transpired was inevitable. Heck, for

starters, that”s the beauty of America and our form of capitalism.

From time to time, money chases a new fad or investment craze

until enough people slap their friends around and say, “Wake up!

This is not the next Big Thing!” Then it”s like everyone drops the

hot potato, a company”s stock goes from $200 to $2 and the

money finds a more worthy, viable home. That”s what efficient

markets are all about. It just takes time.

But back to the Fed. They saw the signs of the slowdown last fall

and they also knew inflation wasn”t a problem (and still isn”t).

They also certainly understood the dynamics of our modern world

economy. When we sneeze, it”s not a question of if but when as

to the rest of the world catching cold. Would the Fed moving in

the fall have helped some? Of course. And I”m sick of this “They

didn”t know where the election was headed” talk, and, “They

didn”t want to be seen taking sides.” That”s the politician in Alan

Greenspan and I thought the Fed Chairman was supposed to be

apolitical. Oh well, we know the answer to that now, if we didn”t

before.

And if Greenspan is suddenly so worried about consumer

confidence and how America”s spending patterns are tied to the

markets, then he certainly should have recognized that he would

be sending the wrong signal by only reducing rates half a percent

this time around. The chairman failed us.

In the words of Yogi Berra, it was deja vu all over again for me

this week. For starters we had a reprise of Professor Jeremy

Siegel”s brilliant and prescient 3/14/00 op-ed piece in the Wall

Street Journal, wherein he called the collapse in Nasdaq. This

week”s update reached this sobering conclusion, Nasdaq is

still capable of falling much lower.

Siegel”s main point is that estimates of future growth for the big

cap tech names are still “silly.” Issues like Cisco, Oracle, Sun

Micro, and EMC continue to sport projected 5-year growth rates

of 25-30%, and in the case of the 4 just named, the estimate is

actually higher for three of them than analysts anticipated one

year ago.

And seeing Siegel”s piece reminded me of a story that some of

you have read before but which bears repeating in light of where

the markets are today. In the fall of ”98, one of my last

presentations for PIMCO Funds was at a financial planning

conference in Philadelphia. Professor Siegel spoke before me.

His book, “Stocks for the Long Run,” was gaining renewed

acceptance as the markets moved ever higher and he was a hot

property. The hall was jammed for his talk and he was bullish as

ever. After he finished, though, the room emptied out and I was

left speaking to a crowd of 10. Rather humbling, I might add.

Heck, I give a pretty mean speech but the audience also knew I

was going to be talking about bonds. Well, I poured my heart

and soul into it anyway, doom and glooming those ten until I had

them fearing for the very survival of planet earth.

So guess what? Since the fall of ”98, you would have been far

better off in bonds, or simply cash. Yes, at one point or another

this week the Dow Jones, S&P 500, and Nasdaq were all well

below their levels of 12/31/98, and the latter two remain so.

12/31/98

Dow Jones 9181

S&P 500 1229

Nasdaq 2192

Lows on Thursday…3/22/01

Dow Jones 9106 [Finished the week at 9504]

S&P 500 1081 [1140]

Nasdaq 1794 [1928]

*Now Professor Siegel deserves a ton of credit, however,

because he had you in stocks throughout all of ”99 and got you

out of Nasdaq at the peak last March. Way to go Jeremy!

And I also had a bit of deja vu observing Thursday”s market

action where the Dow Jones staged its 300-point late day rally. It

reminded me of the time my associate and I were doing a client

seminar for Jerry and the boys down in Melbourne, Florida on

October 8, 1998. Market junkies will remember that day well. [I

know Jerry does.] Back then the market staged another

stupendous reversal. It was the peak of the Long-Term Capital

debacle but the markets, which had been swooning over, first, the

Russian crisis, and then, LTC, said “enough already, we will

survive.”

I was sitting in my hotel room before the evening seminar,

watching the Dow Jones go from an intraday low of 7399 to a

closing level of 7731. And you see above where it then finished

the year. [The S&P closed at 959 that day. Nasdaq 1419.] It

was a classic blowoff.

Well, was this past Thursday a similar one? I”m not that smart

but, Lord knows, we are entitled to a decent rally. However,

before you go bonkers (and after the lessons of the past year I

can”t imagine any of you will), remember Professor Siegel”s own

admonition concerning Nasdaq today and, also, don”t forget the

other two factors that will continue to weigh on the markets; we

have way too much debt and there is still tremendous

overcapacity, particularly in items we don”t need.

Street Bytes

–The Dow lost over 300 points on the week, 3.2%. But Nasdaq

finally broke its losing streak of 7 straight down weeks, gaining

2%. And the S&P had its first positive Friday of the year! Are

you celebrating!

–Having discounted the Fed”s move, interest rates were virtually

unchanged, though they are still counting on further reductions at

the next meeting, May 15, if not sooner.

U.S. Treasury Yields

1-yr. 4.16% 2-yr. 4.32% 10-yr. 4.80% 30-yr. 5.30%

The market was spooked somewhat by the release of a higher-

than-expected consumer price report. Relax. CPI is running at

an annualized rate of 3.5% with the core rate at 2.7%.

–Tax cuts: Congress is moving at light speed (for them) and I”m

as giddy as a school boy. What will I do with my newfound

money? Perhaps a couple packs of baseball cards, yeah, that”s the

ticket! Actually, we might get something fairly substantial. But

what worries me is that our representatives will opt for more of a

one-time incentive, instead of real structural change. I may be in

a little different financial situation than some of you but I”d rather

give up something this year for a real reduction in marginal rates.

It seems to me that is far more important down the road. If we

don”t get the rates down now, we never will. But I think I”m in a

minority on this one.

–While I keep writing about the Fed”s responsibility in saving the

world, someone also needs to light a fire under the European

Central Bank. As columnist David Ignatius noted, “The ECB

continues to operate as if it”s trying to save Weimar Germany

from hyper-inflation, rather than finance the growth of the New

Europe.”

–Time and U.S. News had a “bear” on their cover this week,

while Newsweek had an extensive market story. This is normally

a great contrarian signal. [The just issued Business Week has

Alan Greenspan gracing its cover.]

–It took another school shooting to keep Wall Street from being

the lead story on the national news. And they should stop

showing the shootings. It obviously only exacerbates the

situation (as does leading with Wall Street every night!)

–Once again you have an example of why I refuse to get swept

up in these U.S. dollar doomsday scenarios. Some day it will pan

out, no doubt, but the dollar rallied this week, even as the Dow

collapsed. We”re still the best game in town.

–Semiconductor stocks rallied 12% on Thursday, a good sign for

bulls as the group often leads us down, then takes us up.

–As anticipated, mutual fund redemptions out of some of the

more aggressive offerings are beginning to mount. I”m hoping for

a slow week one of these days so I can really walk you through

how flows work at a fund complex. Suffice it to say that with most

of those impacted today, it normally takes a year before the

outflows slow (with few exceptions). On the other hand, it also

normally takes the current winners (today, value funds) over

a year after a run of good performance before investors make the

switch over to them. Obviously, today the large growth and

technology funds that see redemptions need to sell stocks to meet

the cash needs of the portfolio, so that”s added pressure on the

names the fund was investing in.

–I am continually surprised at the ongoing complacency of many

investors today, and I hate to say this but I”m convinced a

majority of this group has no clue just how well their holdings

need to perform before they break even. Maybe it”s just as well

they don”t know. Otherwise we might have a run on razor

blades.

–I noticed a few shareholder suits have now been launched

against Amazon for being less than forthcoming in their financial

reports. And everyone is beginning to pick up on Amazon”s use

of “pro forma operating results” (as are a lot of companies these

days). What the average investor needs to know when they hear

this is that pro forma excludes some rather important items, like

interest expense on the debt. But by employing this method, a

company like Amazon may be able to claim a pro forma profit,

when they are really still losing money by more accepted

standards. Even Sam Donaldson nailed Amazon”s Jeff Bezos on

this issue for “This Week” last Sunday. [The best material on

Amazon has been written by Barron”s Mark Veverka. It”s worth

looking up.]

–If you watch CNBC you”ve probably noticed this new

commercial for Online Investors Advantage where they offer a

free audio tape, “The Online Investing Revolution.” Someone

needs to tell the founder of this outfit that when you shoot a

commercial showing a copy of the audio tape, it”s probably best

not to have “Copyright 1999” on it.

–The attempted spinoff of Lucent”s Agere division has thus far

been an unmitigated disaster. Imagine, one of the darlings of

yesteryear, now on the verge of “junk” status, was hoping to offer

Agere at $16-$18 a share. But then reality set in and now Lucent

may bring it between $6-$7. If you ever wanted an IPO but

couldn”t get the shares, believe me, you can walk into any

brokerage firm involved in this deal and get all you want. Beyond

that, no comment.

–Real estate: I keep issuing warnings and then I continue to be

shocked. This time a unit in my condo complex just sold for

$477,000…and we”re 3 blocks from a collapsing corporate

behemoth (Lucent). It”s totally insane.

–So I was sick of hearing about the Fed on Tuesday and 7

minutes after the announcement I turned down the sound on

CNBC and put my oldies radio station back on. Immediately, the

DJ was talking about the change in rates. We all need a life.

–What Wall Street fears most is what financial writer Jim Grant

would label the “onset of cynicism.” Market activity could grind

to a halt once we get through April. Just my guess. And in the

long run, that would be the best thing for all of us. Time repairs

all wounds (most of them at least).

–Last 12/23 in this space I passed along something that Barron”s

Gene Epstein labels a surefire signal of a market bottom. It”s

worth repeating. IF a recession hits, looking at past downturns,

the damage is done for the stock market when the S&P 500

rallies 10% off of its lows. But, as Mr. Epstein points out, the

tough part is predicting when the recession starts. [And I

personally think we”ll avoid one. But I”m following this closely

nonetheless.]

So our new closing low on the S&P is Thursday”s 1117. 10%

from there is 1229. Epstein back-tested this theory, but, again, it

works only if we have a recession and the S&P may cross the

10% threshold well before we have confirmation we are in one.

–Technology update: The Journal had dueling front page stories

on Wednesday dealing with the telecom revolution and tech

spending. The two headlines read, “The broader slowdown isn”t

the only cause of tech industry”s ills,” and, “As Fed trims rates,

other forces work to dilute the benefits.” Nothing we haven”t

covered before, that”s for sure, but two quotes from the articles

are worth noting.

Vanguard, the mutual fund complex, commented that the big

spending “is behind us” and that “there”s not as much need to

upgrade.” Just as in my comment on Schwab last week, only

they were physically dismantling some of their systems due to

overcapacity. [And you saw that Schwab announced the other

day that 13% of their workforce was no longer needed.]

And, lest you get too bullish on a rebound in tech spending, there

was the consultant who said, “Eighteen months from now, it”s

going to look a lot worse.”

But the statement of the week award goes to a fellow writing in

Business Week from London.

“The advantage of handheld, Net-enabled machines, though, is

that they can extend e-mail, ticket orders, inventory levels, and

music downloads into the hands of buyers and sellers every

waking hour.”

The guy is serious. Sad, very sad. Wake up, buddy! We don”t

need it and it”s amazing that there are still some very smart people

who believe that the average person in New York, London, or

Guam spends his or her day walking around making flight

arrangements, unless they are using a stolen credit card, of

course.

And remember OpenWave, the company that makes web phone

software? [There”s a sale at Starbucks!] It was only a few weeks

ago that the shares sold for $64. This week they hit $19 before

finishing around $25. [They were $181 last spring.]

Energy: California was hit with rolling blackouts as a combination

of idled plants, zero conservation savings and 87 degree weather

in parts of the state conspired to cause a surge in demand. The

weather event was a harbinger of things to come. The long range

forecast is awful for both the East and West coasts, with

potentially well above normal temperatures during the summer

months. You can talk all you want about bringing more supply

onstream, but until new plants are built (which obviously takes

time), we”re at the mercy of the weather gods. And I mention the

East Coast because there is increasing talk that the New York

area could have its own problems this summer.

Meanwhile, California officials claim that the power generators

and traders overcharged the state some $6.2 billion during the

recent crisis. It”s certainly possible. But lost in the debate is this

simple fact…Californians continue to operate in a state of denial.

There is one encouraging development in the current energy mess

and that is the growing positive sentiment for nuclear power. No

new construction permits have been issued in the U.S. since 1975.

That may finally change. And it will provide jobs for the radicals,

who should be practicing the art of chaining oneself to a fence.

As for the impact of OPEC”s production cut, you saw there was

none. Oil was largely unchanged on the week. It”s all about

worldwide economic growth (or lack thereof) at this point, and

it”s why I”m temporarily out of the sector. Yet it was comical on

Monday morning watching “The Today Show”s” Matt Lauer interview

an oil expert. Lauer was frustrated the man wouldn”t give him the

answer the media is looking for. Forget the facts. “Is (gasoline)

going to be up one or two cents, which is it?” It could be down.

[Just a little note on the Petrobras disaster. This week the

world”s largest offshore oil platform sank, killing 10. The well

was responsible for 5% of Petrobras” total production. For

awhile it looked as though engineers might save it, which would

have been perhaps the greatest feat of the past few decades.

Instead, we should at least get a good adventure flick out of it

some day.]

–This week”s “StocksandNews Irrelevant Person of the Week”

award goes to the entire Wall Street analyst community. I don”t

have enough Y2K flashlights to give you all but please accept this

coupon for some Sara Lee Crow Pie. [Actually, I labeled the

entire group irrelevant last summer, but I didn”t have this award

then you know!]

–Remember that investment club appearance I mentioned last

week? Well, I did get the chance to speak to 12 lovely women (it

was a tough job, but someone had to do it). And I must say I

was very impressed with the group”s market knowledge, as well

as their portfolio. Of course I told them the world was ending so

they probably haven”t slept real well since, but, hey, that”s what

I”m here for!

–My portfolio: OK, I”m still 100% cash and bonds, and I won”t

keep commenting unless I make a change. I was close to pulling

the trigger for a trade, only, but I held off mainly because I

couldn”t devote my full attention to the markets that particular

day and if you”re trading, you better be able to.

But I do need to explain my hefty bond position for those of you

who are new to the site. Last January I purchased a “high

quality” junk fund. Junk bonds move more in tandem with the

overall economy, and obviously the fortunes of the individual

company, more than they react to changes in interest rates. In

other words, junk bonds are more like stocks, only far less

volatile when packaged in a mutual fund.

I purchased this particular offering (sorry, no names because it is

far too risky for the uninitiated and I can”t take that responsibility)

at a net asset value (NAV) of $9.85. A few weeks later it was at

$10.09. Today, it is back to $9.87 as concerns about the nation”s

economic health mount.

I told you when I purchased it that all I was looking for was a

“total return” of one percent over money markets. Anything over

that is gravy. Well, if the fund ended the year at $9.85, and it

pays a dividend of 8.5%, I”m well ahead of the game. On the

other hand, I understand the risks and I won”t be surprised if the

NAV drops to $9.60 or so. I”d still be ahead of cash. Of course,

if we are able to avoid recession, I expect the portfolio”s value to

pick up again. Sorry for being longwinded, but I owe you a

full explanation.

International Affairs

It”s a new day, you people of Russia, China, and North Korea.

The Bush Administration has sent signals that we won”t be

pushed around anymore. To wit:

Russia: Spy vs. Spy. Unfortunately, Russia would appear to be

winning. Robert Hanssen was a treasure trove of information and

it”s anyone”s guess as to how many of our agents may have lost

their lives as a result of the info that Hanssen provided to the

Kremlin. [If I recall correctly, Aldrich Ames was responsible for

about 20 of our men losing theirs.] So President Bush booted 50

Russian agents in retaliation. On Friday, President Putin booted

50 of ours.

This isn”t a return to the Cold War, but as our new leadership

understands, Russia is no ally. It is a competitor, primarily on the

foreign policy front where they continue to be a major supplier of

arms to some of the world”s bad guys. And speaking of bad guys,

what is getting little press is the fact that the action in Chechnya is

heating up again. Chechens killed at least 20 Russian soldiers last

week alone. While at the same time Russian officers are on trial

for abuses against the Chechen people.

China: Remember the name Gao Zhan, a Chinese scholar at

American University who has been detained in Beijing on charges

of espionage. But Mrs. Gao has a 5-year-old son, Andrew, who

is an American citizen (his parents aren”t). For 26 days, Andrew

has not been told what happened to his parents, or whether he

would see them again. The Bush Administration has blasted the

Chinese on this issue. And it”s just another example of how

China operates. Strategist Robert Kagan wrote the following in

Friday”s Washington Post.

“The Chinese government tortures people. It tortures people

who try to organize democratic parties, who practice Buddhism

or Catholicism, or who engage in certain kinds of breathing

exercises. It ties them up by their arms or upside down by their

ankles and beats them with wooden poles. It listens to them

howl, watches them bleed and keeps on beating them. Sometimes

it beats them to death.”

In the past the U.S. did nothing. China”s timing on this latest

incident couldn”t be worse because we are in the process of

deciding what weapons systems to sell to Taiwan. The hope here

is that we give Taiwan essentially everything they want. And, just

as importantly in the court of world opinion, we should publicly

oppose Beijing”s 2008 Olympics bid. Torture can”t be rewarded.

Middle East: Prime Minister Sharon came to Washington and it is

very clear where the new leaders of Israel and the U.S. stand with

regards to any peace negotiations. Nothing serious will transpire

until the Palestinians renounce violence. In addition, Arafat is

viewed by both as the culprit. This is as it should be, and Bush

has sent another signal in inviting Egypt”s Mubarak and the

King of Jordan, two moderates, for talks in Washington, but

pointedly not Arafat.

Japan: The Bank of Japan cut interest rates to zero in the hope

that with borrowing costs as low as they can go (they still haven”t

worked out a system yet where the bank lends you $100,000 and

also pays you interest…but it”s coming!), maybe consumers will

start spending. After all, when it comes to savings, the Japanese

ten-year bond yields a whopping 1.0%! Let”s see, my “Rule of

72s” tells me that your money would then double in…

(drumroll)…72 years! Geezuz, Mrs. Hashimoto, live a little!

Buy a box of candy or something. Perhaps a Slim Jim.

Actually, of course, the zero interest rate policy is also in effect to

encourage banks to lend more as the Bank of Japan floods the

system with money. And this week at least, investors in Japan

liked the apparent effort to turn things around with the Nikkei

staging a 7.5% rally on Wednesday and finishing up 1,000 points

on the week.

The Balkans: 35% of the population of Macedonia is ethnic-

Albanian. The Albanians claim that the majority Macedonians

(Slavs) discriminate against them. [I probably would too…on the

StocksandNews scale of good people, with Americans and

Canadians grading out to a 10, Albanians eke out a 2.] But what

the recent flareup in Macedonia really is all about is not

necessarily an attempt by the Albanians to carve out a Greater

Albania, including Kosovo and parts of Macedonia, but rather an

effort by criminal elements (organized crime) to maintain a hold

on the drug and smuggling trades. The leaders of this “rebel”

movement are awful, nasty people. When NATO carved up

Kosovo, it in essence created 7 little fiefdoms for the crime

bosses, and now these same folks are attempting to take over a

few more blocks. So don”t believe the “independence” garbage.

The problem is, however, that if fighting really breaks out,

Bulgaria, Albania, and Greece can easily become involved.

NATO can”t just sit back, and, in fact, they are supplying the

Macedonian government with invaluable intelligence. But they

may need to do far more.

Iran: The Fundamentalists shut down the last opposition

newspaper, not necessarily a great sign as they head into a general

election this June.

Iraq: More stories on Saddam. Is he seriously ill or not? On one

hand, his aides seem to be speaking freely of his bout with cancer.

On the other, U.S. intelligence officials think he”s fine and that a

disinformation campaign is underway as a means of getting the

West to relax the sanctions.

Pakistan: Last week it was the Indian government that had major

troubles. This week it was Pakistan as the ruling military

leadership rounded up hundreds of opposition party figures. Note

to self, cancel trip to Karachi.

Mad Cow / Foot-and-Mouth

My buddy Johnny Mac had the best advice for Americans, load

up on hummus and cous cous. [For you traders out there, I have

enlisted Johnny”s considerable Wall Street experience in

establishing a hummus futures contract. “Hummus…for a healthier

America.”]

Well, folks, you saw the two herds of Vermont sheep (imported

from Europe years ago) being led to slaughter this week, amidst

testing to see if they were infected with mad cow. This was the

federal government taking the step, not the editors of

StocksandNews. It”s just a matter of time. And in Britain,

doctors looked at 5 victims of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (the

human form of mad cow) in a single village and reached the

incredibly scary conclusion that C-J had a 10-16 year incubation

period. We”ve known of this in theory. Now authorities have

proved it.

That”s what mad cow is all about. Sheer terror. Imagine the

folks still living in this small village, who were eating products

from the same infected butcher shops all these years. They have

no real idea if they have the disease or not. While the actual

number of deaths over the coming years may be relatively small,

it”s the uncertainty of it all that”s so terrible.

And with regards to foot-and-mouth, it”s the uncertainty of any

terrorist threat that is also the most frightening part. More and

more responsible folks are coming forward with the theory that

the current epidemic in Europe could actually be a bioterrorism

attack. And it”s not far-fetched that this is in retaliation for the

U.S.-British bombings of Iraq. If not this time, certainly in the

future. Nell Boyce of U.S. News writes:

“It would be easy for a terrorist to rub cotton swabs in an infected

cows nostrils in Britain, hop a plane to Washington, D.C., and

then drive around infecting cows in nearby Virginia pastures.”

The disease will now claim at least 300,000 animals in the UK

alone. [Just three weeks ago it was expected to be about

100,000.] Some European nations are opting to inoculate,

rather than destroy herds. But the criticism with this practice is

that you can no longer then claim your animals are “disease-free,”

a goal of European agricultural policy…as it obviously should be

everywhere.

And in Ireland, the discovery of foot-and-mouth in the Republic

has caused a panic. Agriculture accounts for 13% of Ireland”s

GDP and the nation exports 90% of its farm production. In

addition, tourism is another 5% of the economy. To give you an

idea of the impact, when it was announced that foot-and-mouth

was confirmed, the Dublin stock exchange dropped 5%.

Random Musings

–And with all this talk of animal diseases, there are 5,000 deaths

a year from food poisoning in this country, but with 85% a result

of contaminated fruits, veggies, seafood and cheeses; not beef or

chicken. Nonetheless, the discovery this week that some New

York area meat processors are escaping inspection is rather

unsettling. Especially when you see what really goes on at

Satriale”s.

–A real commercial. “New Harmony cereal. Made just for a

woman”s body.” Guys, stay away from this.

–Yak update: The following is a real conversation, as reported by

Monte Whaley of the Boulder (Co.) News. The town of

Broomfield”s city council met to rule on the zoning code and

allowances for ranching.

“I have a question,” said Councilman Larry Cooper. “What is a

Yak?”

“It”s a large, hairy thing,” responded City Attorney Roy Howard.

What is a Yak? Geezuz. For starters, what we”ve learned over

the past few weeks is that the Yak is not only a truly noble, if

somewhat mangy, creature, but it is also energy self-sufficient!

Perfect for the times, until we get the pipeline going from the

Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. More exciting council hearings

next week, if I can find them.

–Haven”t we been here before? Hillary”s New York City office

rent is $514,000, $90,000 more than the second most expensive

U.S. Senator”s office. We foot the bill. By comparison, New

York”s other senator, Charles Schumer, has an office just a block

from Hillary”s, yet it cost $210,000. The New York Post

interviewed a real estate broker who said Clinton”s rent was

legitimate.

“She”s like royalty. She”s the ex-president”s wife. She lived in

the White House for 8 years, for crying out loud.” Oh brother.

–Scott down in Melbourne sent a note asking why his friend”s

1970 Chevy Impala gets about the same gas mileage as some of

today”s SUVs? Scott knows the answer, of course; we haven”t

held Detroit”s feet to the fire when it comes to energy efficiency!

–Murray Weiss of the New York Post (good week for them)

broke the scary story of Abraham Abdullah, and his act of

cyberfraud (more like cyber-terrorism). What”s awful is that this

dirtball ex-con (he had an extensive prior record) was able to get

the social security numbers of America”s wealthiest from the very

credit agencies, like TRW, that should have the ultimate security

in place. From there, it was easy pickings for this scumbag.

[You have to be pretty rotten to earn a dirtball and scumbag in

the same paragraph. As a matter of fact, that could be a new

StocksandNews record. I”ll put our crack staff on it.]

–Puffy Combs and his attorneys continue to thank God for his

acquittal on weapons and bribery charges. He”s found religion,

you know.

–Yup, a new record for Abraham Abdullah.

–Salon.com is going the way of the rest of the content crowd,

attempting to charge its users. But StocksandNews will remain

free! How can that be, you ask? Oil…Texas tea…black gold.

Regular Gold closed at $261

Oil, $27.30

Returns for the week, 3/19-3/23

Dow Jones -3.2%

S&P 500 -0.9%

S&P MidCap -0.5%

Russell 2000 +0.3%

Nasdaq +2.0%

Returns for the period, 1/1/01-3/23/01

Dow Jones -11.9%

S&P 500 -13.7%

S&P MidCap -11.4%

Russell 2000 -8.3%

Nasdaq -21.9%

Bulls 51.6%

Bears 30.9% [Source: Investors Intelligence]

Note: I have a little piece on the 1973-74 Bear Market on my

“Wall Street History” link.

Thanks for your support. Spread the word.

Brian Trumbore