For the week, 3/26-3/30

For the week, 3/26-3/30

[Posted 7:15 AM]

“Make the world go away

And get it all off my shoulders

Say the things you used to say

And make the world go away.”

–Eddy Arnold

Sorry, Eddy. Deal with it. But at least the first quarter is now

history, and an historic one it was as the Nasdaq fell 26%, its

worst opening act ever. At a level of 1840, the decline from the

all-time high is now back to 64%. Meanwhile, the cast of the

Dow Jones wasn”t exactly performing “Riverdance” either, as the

Dow lost 8%.

If you had to pick two key stories on the week, it would probably

be the positive readings on consumer confidence and the 15th or

so warning from Nortel Networks. On Tuesday, the Conference

Board released its sentiment numbers and they reflected a

surprising pickup in confidence from February”s dismal levels

(albeit the overall reading remains very low). The market reacted

positively; maybe things weren”t as bad as they seemed! The

Dow Jones rose 260 points and Nasdaq climbed 60. But then on

Wednesday morning, telecom giant Nortel told us its business

landscape was awful, with little sign of improvement until something

like 2029.

A slight exaggeration, perhaps, but when you take the two items

together they tie neatly into an issue previously discussed in this

space, that being the battle between Corporate America and the

consumer. Overpaid chieftains who failed to see the slowdown

coming, versus Joe Six-Packs who continue to spend, even if they

can”t afford to. Put the two together and you have a formula for

avoiding recession, barely, like by 0.5%.

I comment further on the telecom sector in “Street Bytes,” but for

now let”s take a look at steel and globalization. From time to

time I have mentioned that I track the level of steel production to

get a broad overview of the manufacturing sector. Is it the best

single indicator of economic activity? Probably not. There are

others like freight cars and machine tool orders, for example, but

if you just examine 3-6 month trends, steel is pretty good at

calling major turns. Last fall it foretold the downturn long before

the bulk of economists and strategists did.

Today, though, as I noted a few weeks ago, production of steel is

trending up (check out my 3/30 “Wall Street History” piece for

all the specific numbers and further analysis) and it”s a major

reason why I think the U.S. economy will avoid recession. But

this also means I”m ignoring the “down” reports on

manufacturing, like this past Friday”s Chicago Purchasing

Managers Index. That”s a risk.

And, as my learned friend Jimbo told me the other day (Jim is

personally knee-deep in the tech debacle, from a career

standpoint), are large manufacturers nonetheless operating off

forecasts developed in late 2000? Are they truly acknowledging

the worldwide slowdown? Maybe he”s right.

And what of globalization”s role in the new economic order?

This week, Gerald Seib, writing in the Wall Street Journal, labeled

the current environment a “time of economic anxiety,” which is

why I have used up so much ink on my Greenspan / Save the

World pitch. The Federal Reserve has far more to do in the way

of cutting interest rates (after all, my projected 0.5%-1.0%

growth rate is no hoedown), and the main concern should

continue to be what happens in the rest of the world.

Of course it doesn”t help that our partners in Europe also fail to

“get it.” The European Central Bank voted to keep its own

interest rates steady this week, despite obvious signs that

Europe”s little spurt of economic activity is far from enough to

get them to the finish line. The ECB continues to be paranoid

about inflation, which at a current 2.6% is above its target of

2.0%. And the mad cow / foot-and-mouth crises are leading to

higher food prices. But, geezuz, mon freres, get a grip. If your

economies collapse, a higher price for cod will be the least of

your worries.

The world is on a collision course with destiny…and that destiny

is trade wars. The last truly global recession was in 1974, as a

result of the Arab oil shock, and trade was the weapon of choice.

But these days, amidst the heightened sense of one world / one

environment (see my discussion on Kyoto below), seemingly

minor conflicts can escalate quickly. Much will be written by

many on this topic going forward, unless we can arrest the

economic slide soon. For his part, Alan Greenspan can still help

save the day, it”s just that the odds on him doing so are falling

rapidly.

Street Bytes

–Bonds rallied on the short end, but fell at the 10-and 30-year

level, amidst growing certainty that the Fed will act before their

May 15 meeting to lower interest rates. [The bond market”s

certainty, not mine.] But further appreciation on the long end

would appear to be limited.

1-yr. 4.09% 2-yr. 4.18% 10-yr. 4.92% 30-yr. 5.44%

–Quarterly earnings estimates continue to plummet at the rate of

0.5%-1.0% a week. Not only are profits for the S&P 500 now

expected to decline in the first two quarters of the year, they are

only a week or two from going negative for the third quarter as

well. But the first week there is little change in these figures

could be a significant one. If nothing else, it should help confirm

the bottom in the equity markets.

–Telecom: In my ongoing effort to trash the potential for the

wireless web, it needs to be pointed out that AT&T has 15 million

wireless phone subscribers, but only 500,000 have Internet

service. Only 10% of Sprint”s customers want it. As one analyst

said in the Washington Post, “The reality is that people aren”t

finding the services interesting.” What?! You mean you don”t

need to know there is a sale on cappuccino at Starbucks?

On another matter, if you have DSL service, beware. Major

provider Northpoint closed its operations, stranding about

100,000 subscribers. Many of their competitors are also

on the verge of bankruptcy. So have a backup plan ready.

And then there is Europe. The 3 biggest telecoms (Deutsche,

France, and British) collectively have accumulated $120 billion in

debt over just the past year (at least $150 billion overall). And

they say they need another $100 billion to finish building out their

systems. Forget the fact that it”s now apparent the long hoped

for “3G” technology will be a bust.

Simply put, there are too many telecom companies, too much

fiber-optic cable, and too few customers.

But wait, there”s more! Palm estimated that sales for its current

quarter will be in the $300 million range versus Wall Street”s

projected $550 million! Just a slight shortfall. The previous

quarter, which ended in February, revenue was $470 million.

What does this trend tell you?

–Amazon”s Jeff Bezos was a guest host on CNBC this week,

wherein we got this little nugget. “We don”t need to raise cash,

but if we did it would be for strategic reasons.” Ah, you mean

like survival?

–A consultant in San Francisco projected that the Bay Area will

see an additional 30,000 dot-com job losses over the coming year.

Which reminds me of my first, and only, dot-com conference

there. It was 1999 and I was so disgusted by the hubris exhibited

by the industry”s “leaders” that on the final night I sought the

refuge of the Gold Coast restaurant (where I know the owner)

and proceeded to have a very enjoyable time watching Monday

Night Football.

–MarchFirst, an Internet consultant, may be on the verge of

bankruptcy. My recommendation is that the employees in the San

Francisco area check out the Gold Coast.

–The IPO of Lucent spinoff Agere was far from a home run.

Originally expected to be priced between $16-$18, it was brought

out at $6 and barely finished the week above that level. Lucent is

edging closer to junk status. If the business environment for their

products doesn”t pick up soon, you may see thousands of

shareholders offering their holdings at garage sales this spring.

Speaking of which, if you come across any old baseball cards or

Dave Clark Five albums at these events, drop me a line.

–Energy: Remember California”s original estimate of the cost to

help the utilities in the state avoid bankruptcy, about $10 billion?

Now it”s more like $23 billion by 2003. And this week the

regulators hiked rates another 40% (for a total increase of

about 50% for some customers since the recent crisis began).

But I have to tell you, Californians are still paying about what we

do here in the Northeast, and many residents who can ill afford

the new charges will not be subject to the increase at all (as it

should be).

Nonetheless, we all had to endure stories like the one where the

older woman cried, “My husband is incapacitated and all he can

do is watch television. What am I to do?” Oh, c”mon. If you”re

that bad off you don”t have to worry, just don”t expect the media

to tell us that.

And speaking of the media, as we approach the summer driving

season, it”s time to go back one year and recall the disinformation

campaign that many of us lapped up. I made fun of those who

were screaming about $2 a gallon gasoline as we were shown

mothers and fathers who said, “Now I can”t afford to take my

family on vacation.” I then pointed out that if you drove 2,000

miles, at 25 miles per gallon, paying 50 cents more, that”s

an extra $40. Would you cancel a vacation over $40?! Of course

not. And Americans took to the highways in record numbers last

summer.

But at the same time I was also pointing out that rising fuel costs

would hurt corporate profits, big time. The bulls on CNBC said,

“No way. We”re in a New Era and the U.S. economy is much

less dependent on energy prices than it was back during the major

crises of the 1970s.” Wrong. Every company that is

disappointing its shareholders these days blames a slowdown in

capital spending and…rising fuel prices.

So it”s once again time to scare the public. Now don”t get me

wrong, if you”re a cabby or trucker, high gas prices hurt big time.

And the rising cost to heat and light your home or business can be

a real drag. But, as the Bush Administration keeps pointing out,

the real story is we haven”t had a long-term policy in decades and

now we”re paying the price.

Back to California and the Pacific Northwest. Others are finally

wising up to the biggest issue. If it doesn”t rain, there”s no

power. The states of Washington, Oregon and Idaho, for

example, are 80-85% dependent on hydropower and they are in

the midst of a devastating drought (with the salmon soon to be

among the victims). California normally relies heavily on

hydropower from this region to get through the summer.

Washington and Oregon won”t be able to spare a kilowatt.

One last energy-related item; the Kyoto Accords of 1997 which

addressed the issue of global warming. Over 100 nations signed

this treaty and the U.S. agreed to the terms in principle, which call

for the U.S., already responsible for 25% of the earth”s

greenhouse gases, to begin cutting back on emissions. This week

President Bush said the U.S. will renege on the agreement.

Bush has made a huge mistake. Heck, it”s politics / diplomacy

101. He could have stalled for months, even years, parceling out

a little here and a little there, just enough to please some folks and

keep it off the front page. Instead he blew the issue wide open.

The excuse the Administration has given is a good one; we have

an energy crisis in this country, the economy is suffering, and the

last thing we want to do is increase the costs of doing business.

Fine. We can agree on this. But as I noted in the beginning of

this review, we”re all in this new era of globalization together.

The president needs to at least act like he knows it.

–Switching gears, company insiders are not buying into large cap

technology names. Rather telling.

–My Portfolio: But your intrepid editor finally dipped his toe into

the technology waters for the first time since 1998 and discovered

one thing…the water is still cold this time of year. And I can

even tell you what I bought (for once) because it”s an index. On

Tuesday I took 5% out of cash and purchased some QQQs, the

Nasdaq 100. As it turned out, I lost about 10% on the move over

the balance of the week, but I was better off than if I had bought

some of the individual issues I was looking at. And as I said over

the past few weeks, this is only a trade…but if it goes down much

more, it becomes an investment! So I”m 95% cash and bonds,

5% Nasdaq. Let the good times roll!!

–StocksandNews is awaiting regulatory approval before issuing

our new hummus futures.

International Affairs

*As of this writing, Slobodan Milosevic is under house arrest. It

is expected, however, that he will not immediately stand trial for

war crimes, but rather for crimes against the state. Yugoslavia

should now be eligible to receive more needed aid from the U.S.

Middle East: The first formal Arab League summit in 10 years

was held this week and, as usual, moderates Egypt and Jordan did

what they could to keep the peace. Syria”s new leader, Bashar

Assad, gave the most disappointing performance as one speaker

after another bashed Israel.

And it was a bloody week in Israel. Prime Minister Sharon

retaliated in force after two more tragedies; the cold-blooded

killing of a 10-month-old baby and the deaths of two teenagers at

the hands of another suicide bomber. For his part, Yasser Arafat

didn”t apologize, but, as I”ve noted on countless occasions, Arafat

is irrelevant to the Big Picture. The extremists are calling the

shots.

Britain: Two hours after I posted last Saturday”s piece, I learned

that the 300,000 figure I used for slaughtered animals due to the

foot-and-mouth epidemic was going to approach 700,000. But

then later in the week, British Prime Minister Blair decided that

maybe they should explore vaccination as an alternative. An

incredible screw-up for a man running for reelection on May 3.

[As of this writing, Blair has until April 6 to postpone the vote,

and he”s under extreme pressure to do so.] Yet the British

people, whom I mostly admire because they are the only ally that

would go to war with us these days, continue to give Blair a 50-

31 lead in the polls, which shows you just how awful his

opposition is.

The debate is basically this; why wasn”t vaccination started right

away? The world certainly wouldn”t have seen the horrifying

images of a countryside ablaze and the farming and tourism

industries may have avoided taking such a big hit. That”s the

“pro” side. Those against vaccination argue that you then can”t

label your product “disease-free” because vaccination is not

reliable. Meanwhile, the epidemic is still supposed to get worse

before it gets better.

Over in Ireland, the situation appears to have stabilized, but it”s

still serious. Commented a construction worker, “We”ve been

waiting for something big to stop the Celtic Tiger. [Ireland”s

stunning economy.] Who”d have thought a sheep would savage

her?” Asian nations have banned all Irish farm products.

Here in the U.S., we had our first foot-and-mouth scare on Friday

but tests on some North Carolina pigs proved negative.

North Korea: Our “allies” in the European Union have decided

that since the U.S. was taking a step back from negotiation with

the North, it was appropriate for them to launch their own efforts.

Wouldn”t want to miss a business opportunity would we,

Frenchie?

And North Korea announced it was canceling plans for a joint

table tennis team with South Korea at the upcoming world

championships. [Amazing how ping pong has played such a

crucial role in world affairs, i.e., Nixon”s “ping pong diplomacy.”

It also leads me to believe that perhaps all of my beer pong may

yet pay off.]

Russia: President Putin continued to put his stamp on the

government, appointing an old KGB buddy to be Russia”s new

defense minister. Meanwhile, capital continues to flee the

country. And sliding oil will do a number on the economy,

exacerbating the dire situation in the rural areas.

China: President Jiang Zemin made it very clear; butt out when it

comes to the issue of American University professor Gao Zhan

and her imprisonment for alleged espionage. On the financial

front, the government has disciplined 8 of 10 major fund

management companies for price manipulation in the markets.

The rest of Asia could probably use China”s help in this regard.

Canada: First off, to my buddies up north, let”s agree to stay

friends through the coming trade war. And it has the potential to

be a doozy. A controversial five-year agreement on lumber

expires this weekend. Canadian wood is now used in one-third of

U.S. homes. As this is a $6-$12 billion piece of trade (the amount

varies depending on pricing and demand), it is a serious issue.

The U.S. claims that Canada”s lumber industry is heavily

subsidized, thus defying provisions that go back to NAFTA.

Canada denies this. The U.S. also claims that 100 lumber mills

have closed in just the last 6 months because our private firms

can”t compete on price. Of course these kinds of issues become

acute during economic slowdowns.

Japan: Aside from its economic problems, as detailed in a piece

written by Howard French for the New York Times, an emerging

far-right movement is seeking to rewrite history, particularly

Japan”s World War II treatment of South Korea.

Indonesia: Exxon Mobil”s decision to pull out of a large gas

operation here will cost the government some $1 billion in badly

needed revenue. Exxon couldn”t guarantee the safety of its

workers.

Sudan: Slowly but surely the Bush Administration is preparing to

involve itself in the civil war that has resulted in 2 million deaths

since the 1970s. It”s a basic fight over freedom of religion, with a

hard-line Islamic regime in the north, Christians in the south, and

oil in the middle. Many Americans from disparate groups are

going over to literally buy the freedom of Christians who have

been thrown into slavery. [For more on the history of this

conflict, check out my 3/29 piece in “Hott Spotts.”]

Austria: Jorg Haider”s Freedom Party suffered defeat in Vienna”s

municipal elections as their vote fell from 28% in the last vote to

just 20% this go round. Haider”s anti-Semitic, anti-immigrant

rhetoric must be wearing thin. A good sign, given my otherwise

gloomy outlook for Europe. Look for Haider to get a teaching

position at Columbia.

Random Musings

–Tax Cuts: Note to members of Congress. Don”t go for the

short-term fix. Note to readers. Write your Congressman and

tell them not to go for the short-term fix.

–Jesse Jackson will probably be in the news quite a bit over the

coming days because of the National Enquirer tell-all piece by his

former mistress. I”ll leave out the details here. But William

Claiborne had an interesting tale in the Washington Post, detailing

the fake reverend”s use of racial politics to shakedown vulnerable

corporations. The white leaders of these outfits look like real

wimps. This is a story screaming for Mike Wallace.

–The following is from a Wall Street Journal op-ed piece by

Alvin & Heidi Toffler.

“If you think the (digital) revolution is over, get ready to be

shocked again as information technology converges with and is,

in turn, remade by, the biological revolution.”

Why don”t we just skip the information bit and move onto the

cures for cancer?!

–Saudi Arabia banned Pokemon games and cards because they

“possessed the minds” of children, promote Zionism and involve

gambling. What? You mean the Topps Filthy Rich Sheik cards

are any better?

–Trader George reported in on Monday morning, as the last 9

holes of the Tournament Players Championship were being aired.

You could tell who was having the better year on desks across

Wall Street, he said, “every bond guy is watching the golf and

every equity guy is pretending he”s busy.”

–The Taliban notified the world press that it took up to 20 days

to destroy the two giant Buddhas. It would only take about 5

minutes to destroy them.

–Let”s put things in perspective. In the case of the Comair strike,

I”m with the pilots. Some of them make as little as $30,000.

Hell, these guys have the fate of many in their hands (witness

Aspen). Meanwhile, $30,000 is the amount that the Yankees

Derek Jeter earns each time he steps up to the plate. And Roger

Clemens pockets $75,000 for every inning pitched.

–Whenever the media ticks you off, you have to remind yourself

that we still have the freest press in the world…or you”ll go nuts.

On Thursday, I was watching President Bush”s press conference

on the Communist News Network when a reporter asked the

president a question relating to energy policy. Immediately, CNN

flashed a video of caribou frolicking in the beautiful Arctic

National Wildlife Refuge.

“What the heck is that all about,” I thought while almost throwing

a baseball through the television. Of course we know. How dare

the president drill for oil in this pristine wilderness! But when a

question on missile defense arose, I certainly wasn”t surprised that

CNN failed to show a graphic of an Iranian strapped to a missile,

Slim Pickens style, as it hurtled toward New York.

–And then there is the death penalty. You will never convince me

that capital punishment is not warranted in many instances. This

week, for example, Attorney General Ashcroft said he is recommending

it for Robert Hanssen, should the traitor be convicted. Good.

And then there”s Timothy McVeigh. I wrote last fall of my trip

to Oklahoma City to pay my respects to the victims of the

bombing, and of how when I walked the memorial grounds, my

heart welled up with hatred for the SOB.

I get a kick out of our European friends who decry that America

still has the death penalty. [And this coming week we”ll see if a

French magistrate extradites the man responsible for the murder

of the abortion doctor in Buffalo. The French are afraid he could

be given the chair.] Of course these are the same folks who

allowed millions to be gassed right under their eyes.

–There was lots of news on the cloning front, beginning with

Gina Kolata”s piece in the New York Times. Evidence is

mounting that human cloning would be extremely dangerous.

Said one doctor, “The cloning process seems to create random

errors in the expression of individual genes.” The Bush

Administration will rule against the potential practice shortly.

–Puffy Combs now wants to be called “P. Diddy.” We here at

StocksandNews, however, will refer to him as, “The rapper

formerly known as Puffy who escaped conviction on weapons and

bribery charges because he was rich and famous and could afford

attorneys like Johnnie Cochrane.”

–Dateline / Kekexili, China. “Wild Yak Brigade rides to the

rescue of the rare chiru…Rugged Khampas, traditional Tibetan

warriors, are riding the range, with automatic rifles and handguns

at the ready, on the lookout for poachers.” [The chiru is a tiny

antelope.] Next week, our final installment on the noble Yak.

–The chairman of Commerce Bank is building a 45,800-square-

foot home in New Jersey, bigger than Bill Gates”s house. Bubble

bubble. Glub glub.

–You may have seen this Discovery Channel study where they

purport to have come up with a new look for Jesus, based on the

latest scientific evidence (such as an examination of ancient skulls

at the time of Christ). I”m trying to decide whether or not I

should be concerned that what they”ve come up with appears to

me to be a cross between the NBA”s Vlade Divac and Monday

Night Football”s Dan Fouts.

–You can book it…next year”s “Best Picture” will be either

“Pearl Harbor” or “Lord of the Rings.”

–How dare Jennifer Lopez wear such a revealing outfit!

Goodness gracious.

–According to IKEA and Newsweek, 72% of men report getting

a better sleep on a couch. Only 27% say they get a good night”s

sleep while in bed with their spouse. [I guess the other 1% are

really in the doghouse.]

–According to the New York Post, Chelsea Clinton enjoyed

spring break in Aspen with three of her friends. The kiddies

partied down, shopped, and dined at the finest places. Ordinarily,

none of us should care except that 6 Secret Service agents went

along, at our expense. And they had to go 5 days ahead to case

everything. The agents” tabs were $300-$500 a night. Oh well,

she receives this detail for only another 4 months. But heck, I”m

the one blasting the Taliban!

–Michael Jackson”s interior decorator said Michael has 17

mannequins in his bedroom. 6 are adult size, the rest children.

They are fully clothed. There”s a horror flick somewhere here.

–And I forgot to note last week that WGN in Chicago recently

aired the last “Bozo” show in the U.S. As a kid, Bozo always

gave me the creeps. Future generations have now been spared.

Gold closed at $259

Oil, $26.29

Returns for the week, 3/26-3/30

Dow Jones +3.9% [9878]

S&P 500 +1.8%

S&P MidCap +0.4%

Russell 2000 +1.6%

Nasdaq -4.6% [1840]

Returns for the period, 1/1/01-3/30/01

Dow Jones -8.4%

S&P 500 -12.1%

S&P MidCap -11.0%

Russell 2000 -6.8%

Nasdaq -25.5%

Bulls 48.9% [Huge reversal…good if you”re a contrarian]

Bears 38.0% [Source: Investors Intelligence]

Notes:

–For you baseball fans, I added a link to baseballreference.com

on “Bar Chat.”

–And since the Masters will have begun before I address you all

next, it”s time for my annual plea, “Go Arnie!” He”s going to win

this year, you know.

Have a great week. Play Ball!

Brian Trumbore