For the week, 5/7-5/11

For the week, 5/7-5/11

[Posted (with a little luck) from Guam, Sat. PM / Fri. PM ET]

Folks, I left home on Wednesday morning for the Far East and

it”s been difficult keeping up with the comings and goings on

Wall Street these past few days. Believe it or not, I couldn”t log

on to the Internet from my hotel in Tokyo (I was ready to call in

the Strategic Air Command), but I did just learn that the markets

had their slowest day of the year on Friday. The Dow finished

the week off 1.2%, to close at 10821, while the Nasdaq lost 3.8%

to fall back to the 2107 level. Clearly, 11000 and 2200 represent

levels the Dow and Nasdaq, respectively, are having trouble

piercing. And with regards to the Nasdaq, despite the nice rally

from the bottom, we are still 2900+ points from the all-time high.

It takes time for the average investor, many of whom bought at

Nasdaq 4000 or higher, to realize that it will be years before they

break even. And that”s a big reason why I feel this summer

could be deadly, activity-wise, in the financial markets. Lots of

malaise and cynicism.

The big economic news hit on Friday, with the latest reading on

consumer confidence exhibiting a nice little (unanticipated)

rebound, while retail sales for April were much higher than

expected and the core producer price index was higher than

projected as well. Add it all up and the markets were once again

spooked that the Federal Reserve may not lower interest rates 50

basis points on May 15. And the long end of the Treasury curve

took it on the chin as resurgent inflation fears entered the picture.

But at least the European Central Bank finally acted, albeit in a

minimal way, when it realized that its hardheaded approach on

rates certainly wasn”t helping the European economy,

particularly Germany”s, so they lowered interest rates this week.

Bottom line, it”s the ongoing tug-of-war between those who

think the second half”s economic performance will be much

better, vs. those who see an ongoing profits recession. I fall in

the latter camp and I see us all just getting truly bored with it all.

Street Bytes

–U.S. Treasury Yields

1-yr. 3.81% 2-yr. 4.33% 10-yr. 5.49% 30-yr. 5.89% Yikes!

–Productivity declined in the first quarter for the first time in 6

years. It”s time for some soul-searching. Go off into a corner

and ask yourself, “Am I truly more productive, today, than I was

last year?” If the answer is “no,” then grab a beer and think

about what you need to do differently.

–Cisco, in confirming its first quarter-to-quarter revenue decline,

said it was confident business would begin to recover over the

coming 6 months.

–The Gartner Group issued a report projecting that global chip

sales will contract 17% this year, and, just as importantly, may

not rebound to 2000 levels until 2003. Remember how I used to

write about Intel”s corporate lies concerning their expansion

plans in Ireland? Ya think they will postpone them further, lad?

–And on the telecom front, Nortel Networks not only faces a

potential cash crunch, but it also announced its chairman was

retiring earlier than originally thought and the CEO was

resigning for health reasons. [I think I have this right. Apologies

if I”m off on the facts.]

–The 5/14 issue of Business Week had an important cover story

titled “The Numbers Game,” detailing the scam that passes for

financial accounting in much of Corporate America today.

“Companies have cast aside constraints on how they report sales

and earnings to the public. They are dodging accounting rules

built up over decades, choosing instead a slew of unconventional

and often questionable practices.”

Not exactly a ringing endorsement for stocks.

–Heineken is denying it”s in talks to acquire Foster”s. The

rumored price tag would be $7.8 billion. Geezuz, mates. And

imagine what it would be if I started drinking it!

–So on my long flight from Newark, I brought along all my

right-wing propaganda, and the recurring theme on the financial

front is Greenspan bashing. Yoh, guys, that”s like so old! We

were bashing the chairman last September. It”s too late now.

Did the Fed screw up tightening last year? Of course. But now

the Fed is doing as much as they can (assuming they move again

on the 15th). So come up with something new, like how the

animals are slowly taking over.

–The editor really doesn”t drink as much beer as he lets on,

except at the Old Town Square in Warsaw, but that”s a story for

a different day and the preceding has nothing to do with “Street

Bytes.”

–Web-hosting outfit Exodus Communications reported that it

added a whopping 34 new customers in the first quarter, vs. 545

for the comparable period last year. Internet fever…catch it!!!

–Energy: The flight from Newark to Tokyo (Narita) goes up

over Hudson Bay, through Canada, and then across the northern

part of Alaska. You fly over Alaska for hours…and hours…and

hours. I mean to tell you, the weather was clear and it was

absolutely spectacular but, my word! I”m happy for the .001% of

the population that will get to see the Alaskan wilderness in their

lifetime, but I think we can afford to drill for oil on a piece of

land less than the size of Washington, D.C. Trust me, there will

still be lots of pristine beauty left over.

And before I left on my trip, I enjoyed seeing the same gas and

traffic stories we all saw, oh, about 20 years ago. A front page

item in the New York Times said that conservation could be the

equivalent of between 265 and 610 of the 1300 power plants the

Bush Administration is calling for. Great. So what about the

other 700-1000 that we”ll still need! Of course we have to

conserve, but you and I know exactly what will happen. When

the day comes that the price of oil drops anew, goodbye

conservation.

Lastly, there are rumblings about windfall profits tax legislation,

like that which they are trying to pass in California. Now your

editor has a decent self-interest in the debate with my personal

energy holdings, but it”s always fun to see companies bashed

which turn actual profits and employ hundreds of thousands.

Some seem to think there”s something wrong with that. After the

press conferences, these jokers hop into their SUVs.

International Affairs

Israel / Middle East: So here”s an example of what Israel is up

against. Syrian President Bashar Assad, as the Washington Post

editorialized, “offered a vivid, if vile, demonstration of why he

and his government are unworthy of respect or good relations

with the United States or any other democratic country. Greeting

Pope John Paul II in Damascus, Mr. Assad launched an attack on

Jews that may rank as the most ignorant and crude speech

delivered before the pope in his two decades of travel around the

world.”

Assad was supposed to be part of a new generation of more

enlightened leaders in the Middle East. What”s particularly

worrisome is that I can”t believe he meant to come off as badly

as he did, i.e., his strings are being pulled by hardliners. [And

now you understand why Turkey is such a vital ally of the U.S.

and Israel.]

As for the pope, he was blistered in some circles for not speaking

out more forcefully while in Syria. What is he supposed to say?

I read all of John Paul II”s comments and, as a man of peace, he

said what he could.

Back to virulent rhetoric, in Egypt a heretofore obscure singer

has become an overnight sensation with her song “I hate Israel.”

The only very minor consolation is that state radio doesn”t play

it.

Of course this kind of toxic anti-Israeli garbage has been going

on for a long time. And this week Israeli Prime Minister Sharon

accused the Palestinians of “murderous incitement,” as they

bombard the airwaves with their own poisonous venom, in the

case of the two young boys who were stoned to death by

Palestinians. Later, two Romanian contract workers were killed

and, unfortunately, Israel killed a Palestinian baby, as the

situation went through one of its many escalations in the level of

violence.

[Back to Syria, I just have to add a personal note here. I was

surprised to learn that the pope was the first ever to enter a

mosque. I beat him by a week. In Istanbul, one of the many I

went into is Aya Sofiya, built in the 6th century. It was originally

a Christian church, but the Muslims had all the frescoes covered

up…no idolatry allowed…just like the Taliban of today.

Anyway, Ataturk later insisted they be uncovered and Aya

Sofiya is now a beautiful museum.]

China: So I look out my hotel window in Narita on Friday

morning and see some women in the courtyard stretching, and,

of course, I immediately thought of Falun Gong and Beijing”s

treatment of the “sect.” It”s such a bunch of B.S. Why does the

world put up with the fact that by some accounts, China has

tortured to death in excess of 200 Falun Gong members? I feel

like I know something about the group and, to me, they aren”t

much different than those ladies I saw stretching outside my

room.

And I get a kick out of those back home who say that Bill

Clinton has disappeared from the scene. I have to tell you, in

Turkey, all I saw were television reports on him, and then on

Thursday, there was Clinton, all over the Japanese airwaves,

giving a speech to a Hong Kong forum on U.S. / China relations.

“Don”t assume relations will always be adversarial,” said the

man who was impeached in addressing the new administration in

his remarks. And then he got into the National Missile Defense

argument, saying, “The most likely threat is from small-scale

weapons,” not ballistic missiles.

Which means I have to comment, again, on NMD. I love the

way the Democrats are blasting it, the same folks who were

supportive of Clinton”s own helter-skelter plan. And how many

times do those of us in the know have to say, “Yes, of course the

U.S. is just as susceptible to a suitcase bomb or a rigged tanker

sitting in Long Beach Harbor, as we are to a ballistic missile

strike. So we don”t even try to protect ourselves from the latter?”

Democratic Senate leader Tom Daschle said, “Let”s not deploy

(a missile shield) until we”ve solved all the problems.” Huh?

And then, “We”re for research…but not spending billions of

dollars.” Uh, Mr. Daschle? This kind of research costs

money…real money. You can”t have it both ways. Color him,

idiot.

And then there is Democratic Senator John Kerry, who”s already

running so hard for president in 2004, it”s painful to watch.

Kerry said, “There is a distinct possibility of a (ballistic missile)

attack from a rogue nation.” Then he proceeds to blast NMD.

Lastly, remember an issue that I brought up long ago. Who”s to

say the U.S. would retaliate if crazy North Korea launched a

missile at Anchorage, let alone the West Coast? Seoul is 30

miles from the border of North Korea. Would we really risk

contaminating South Korea? And a nuclear strike against Iran or

Iraq could contaminate Turkey or Israel. Our fear should be

nuclear blackmail, and it admittedly can take many different

forms. But concerning NMD, specifically, Donald Rumsfeld

summed it up on “Meet the Press,” “I can”t imagine (any

American president) would allow us to be vulnerable.”

Japan: Prime Minister Koizumi has said he”ll cut government

spending and force the banks to clean up their balance sheets,

which means higher unemployment. But the people here love

him and he”s received an early 80% approval rating. His

predecessor, Mori, scored a whopping 8%. But, I”m reading the

papers on Friday and Koizumi already seems to be backtracking

on some key issues, including direct election for prime minister.

And a few more notes from the “Land of the Rising Sun.”

Geezuz, the sun rose at like 4:15 AM! Like, set the clocks

correctly, Yoshi. And you should have seen the breakfast line

when the restaurant opened at 6:00 AM. [It was 5:00 PM by my

body clock.] I mean, I thought I was at the Calgary Stampede!

On a more serious note, two Japanese were charged with

commercial espionage in the theft of Alzheimer”s research from

the Cleveland Clinic. Couple that with the recent Lucent

situation involving Chinese scientists, and you can see how

intense the global economic scene is becoming. [Of course,

don”t you know we”re doing the same thing.]

And on the front of the newspapers here is, yes, the ongoing flap

with South Korea over the textbooks. Korea has sued to prevent

publication, while Koizumi said he won”t insist the book be

amended to appease them.

Then there was the news item concerning two “scientific”

whaling boats that will hunt up to 160 whales “for research

purposes.” Where is Moby Dick when you need him?!

Lastly, I just have to make the observation that you can see how

quickly Japan could get revved up again…militarily, I mean. In

just 36 hours, I was searched more times than in all my European

trips combined. Even the airport shuttle buses are boarded by

hoards of policemen (all very polite…but firm). The discipline is

there…all they need is a charismatic leader. Ain”t Asia exciting

these days?

North / South Korea: The Bush Administration told South

Korean officials that they would resume missile talks with the

North. Separately, though, intelligence sources say that the

North has suddenly pulled out of a construction project that

would have provided a rail link between Pyongyang and Seoul.

[Isn”t it weird that my edition of “Word” on this laptop knows

the spelling of Pyongyang, but not Nasdaq? Is Microsoft really a

communist front? I never thought so before…]

Russia: Every now and then it”s important to note something like

the following, 36% of Russian people earn less than $1 a day.

And after one year in office, only 17% think the nation is better

off under Vladimir Putin, while 71% felt there was no change or

they were worse off.

Italy: On Sunday, Italians are likely to elect Silvio Berlusconi

(not to be confused with Silvio from “The Sopranos”), for his

second go at prime minister. [He served 7 months before.]

Berlusconi controls the 3 major television networks and a large

financial services firm, for starters. I don”t see any potential

conflicts of interest, do you?

Balkans: Serbs and Muslims are battling once again in Bosnia,

while in Macedonia, it”s time to kick butt against the Albanians.

[I don”t mind writing this; from what I gather, this site isn”t very

big over there.]

Ghana: The latest casualty in the soccer wars, as 120 died in a

stampede at a match. So that means that just in the past few

months, there has been death and destruction at soccer venues in

Ghana, Zimbabwe, Congo, and South Africa (along with the

stadium collapse in Iran). In all instances, the police used

teargas, which then created a panic.

Globalization / The U.N.

Columnist David Ignatius reiterated the old maxim in the

Washington Post the other day. “You”d better be nice to people

on the way up, in case you meet them on the way down.”

This space has been warning about the growing anti-

Americanism in the world for some time and it was all

manifested in the decision of the U.N. body to kick the U.S. off

the human rights and narcotics panels. I was hoping that the

Bush Administration would have learned from the hubris of the

Clinton team, but, alas, they have gotten off to a shaky start,

albeit, in areas like missile defense and the environment, they are

correctly scrambling to make up for dumb early mistakes.

It”s pretty simple to me, really. We can adopt policies

independent of world opinion, but we also have to play the

diplomatic game. If some two-bit African or European

ambassador wants his back scratched, or a photo op with the

president, give it to him. And then take the opportunity to

explain why the U.S. is going to do X, Y, Z. They all know we

are the only superpower, but they also want a little respect.

Yeah, it”s a dirty game, but, increasingly, we have to play it.

So now Secretary of State Colin Powell is getting beat up, and, it

would appear he was more than a bit nanve regarding the U.N.

actions. But he also is highly understaffed at the moment, during

this ongoing transition (the Bush folks still haven”t sent the

nomination of our U.N. ambassador to the Senate, for example),

and that didn”t help matters.

I still have a lot of faith in Powell. He is the perfect diplomat. I

also understand how some on the right think he is often too weak

and an appeaser. Fear not, friends, that”s why we have kick-ass

Donald Rumsfeld at Defense, as well as Prime Minister Cheney.

I guarantee you that Powell”s own unique skills will come in

handy come crisis time. If I end up being wrong, I”ll say so.

As for the U.S. Congress, and its move to cut off $244 million in

U.N. aid unless the U.S. is restored to the Human Rights

Commission, what a bunch of freakin” hypocrites. Yes, on this

issue, I”m with the Democrats. For years I have railed that we

should first pay off our dues…then we”d have the right to play

hardball. But it was the shortsighted, small-minded positions of

some on the far, far right that helped get us in this mess in the

first place.

Past actions have consequences, and to those who think we can

just shun the rest of the world, I have two deadly words…trade

wars.

Random Musings

–Well, I won”t miss Timothy McVeigh”s execution after all.

Were Louis Freeh and Janet Reno the most incompetent team

ever, or what? Where is Efrem Zimbalist Jr. when you need

him? I also miss Hugh Beaumont and Fred MacMurray, for that

matter.

–In New York, police arrested 21 members of the Blood street

gang, including a few women, members of the “Bloodettes.” I

guess no more “Chiffons,” or “Dixie Cups.”

–New Jersey Congresswoman Marge Roukema wants Congress

to draft a resolution condemning “The Sopranos.” That”s what

gives New Jersey a bad name…its politicians, that is.

–So it”s NASA, John Glenn, and yours truly, from what I”ve

gathered, who are the only ones who seem to be offended by

Dennis Tito and his little space adventure. Heck, I”ve been

writing how we should put a man on Mars, soon. And I couldn”t

care less if we have space tourists someday. But Tito defied

NASA and snubbed his nose at the U.S. You”ll never convince

me otherwise.

–Less than 10% of the Christian population of Britain and

France attends church at least once a month. In Scandinavia, it”s

less than 3%. Meanwhile, thanks to immigration, the Muslim

populations in these areas are expanding rapidly. Separately, in

the U.S. up to 95% say they believe in God, but in Western

Europe, it”s 50%. Some experts theorize that extremely low

figures, such as those in Europe, undermine a shared basis of

public morality. [Source: T.R. Reid / Washington Post]

–New Zealand has decided to strip its military, including the

total elimination of its fighter air force. Seriously, it”s so bad

that one officer was charged with stealing ammunition during

joint exercises, and the same guy had his men shouting “bang

bang,” instead of using up live ammo.

Now I”ve decided that as much as I”d love to visit the country, I

could no longer live there. Yes, I need a nation with nukes and a

missile shield.

–I have to follow up on my Bob Kerrey / Vietnam comments of

last week. Again, those who wish to replay the war, and try to

place blame on the U.S., need to be reminded of the fact that the

North Vietnamese (as represented by their government and

military) were ugly, awful people. If they weren”t, then why did

9 of 10 refugees head south after the nation was partitioned in

1954? And after ”54, the North Vietnamese executed at least

10,000 (some estimates range up to 100,000) during the

Communist land collectivization of this era. Then, after the

Vietnam War, why would 1 million wish to flea the country in

rickety boats (from which over 50,000 perished)? And today,

Vietnam is still just one of 13 nations (out of 192) without any

form of genuine legislature.

Writing about the Vietnam War, and other conflicts of this kind,

Victor Davis Hanson had the following observation.

“Can anything good come of a Western citizenry that dictates

when, where, and how its soldiers are to fight, even as it permits

its writers, artists, and journalists freely and sometimes wildly to

criticize the conduct of their own troops?” [Source: American

Heritage]

–I”m sitting in a lounge at Narita Airport, observing a Thai

Airways 747 come in. There are about 20 police surrounding the

plane, taking license plates of every vehicle servicing the plane.

I expect it to blow any minute now…

–You know what? Social Security really isn”t a problem.

–So the Senate joined the House in approving President Bush”s

$2 trillion budget, with the $1.35 trillion tax cut. Now the hard

part; holding spending increases down to the 4-5% level. What

really cracks me up is the incredible waste that already exists

within the government. Two reports this week laid it bare. NBC

had one on the waste (and possible fraud) in the Department of

Education, while the Wall Street Journal had a piece on the lack

of productivity at the IRS (thanks to the Internet).

–24% of employees spend more than an hour managing their e-

mail. [See above.]

–A University of Virginia physics professor, utilizing a special

software program, uncovered over 100 cases of cheating in his

class. 122 could be expelled. Said the prof, “With the Net, you

can easily slide down the slope into full-fledged intellectual

theft.” Oh, don”t you know it.

–I can”t say I have ever had a lot of respect for Jesse Ventura,

but the governor said the following the other day. “Everybody

wants to protect the environment to a certain level…but until

they can show me something else, we”re at the top of the food

chain.” [Newsweek] Right on…until the dolphins learn to walk,

that is, which I figure is about 5 years off.

–The flight to Tokyo went down the Kamchatka peninsula. I

could only muse, “I hope Continental told the Russians of our

coming.” And I also observed that there is lots of real estate

available for development in Kamchatka…in case you”re

interested.

–My travel agent always puts in the request for “VIP upgrade,”

not that it means anything. In Tokyo, my ceiling was about 6” 1″

high and the sink was down around my knees. So I figure I was

given the Billy Barty room.

–All the way to Tokyo and no Godzilla!!! Darnit.

The following will be added in another day or so, barring

technical difficulties.

Gold closed at $268

Oil, $28.55

Returns for the week, 5/7-5/11

Dow Jones -1.2% [10821]

S&P 500 -1.7% [1246]

S&P MidCap -1.6%

Russell 2000 -1.1%

Nasdaq -3.8% [2107]

Returns for the period, 1/1/01-5/11/01

Dow Jones 0.32%

S&P 500 -5.65%

S&P MidCap -1.56%

Russell 2000 0.79%

Nasdaq -14.7%

Bulls 47.9%

Bears 37.2%

Note:

I”m off to Yap, a little island chain southwest of Guam.

Basically, I”m leaving civilization for a while. After five days

there, I eventually make my way to Hong Kong, where next

week”s review will originate. Folks, I”m not going to get a lot of

info on the world over the coming days, so I hope you”ll

understand if next week”s piece is a bit different. Maybe I”ll find

out the meaning of life. Maybe I”ll drink so much beer I won”t

remember, even if I do!

Happy Mother”s Day, Mom!!!

Brian Trumbore