For the week, 1/14-1/18

For the week, 1/14-1/18

[Posted 7:15 AM]

Rational Behavior

Some of us have been screaming for the above when it comes to

U.S. equity markets and it would appear some semblance of it is

seeping into the nooks and crannies of investors” psyches. Oh,

“irrational” behavior is not extinct, mind you, but with the rash

of key earnings reports this past week, many began to focus on

something all of us should analyze when it comes to Wall Street,

that being the fundamentals.

And the fundamentals clearly reveal that while portions of the

U.S. economy are beginning to recover from the shock of 9/11

and the recession that was in motion prior to that day, anyone

who says a return to boom times is around the corner probably

also believes that Barry Bonds had all manner of baseball clubs

clamoring for his services.

It is also exceedingly easy to characterize the vast majority of the

comments accompanying the earnings statements, particularly in

the technology sector. “I don”t think we”ve seen any recovery

yet” (Intel), “(We don”t) see any improvement in the market as a

whole in 2002″ (British telecom giant Marconi), “(We”re)

concerned about the health of the global economy” (Microsoft),

“Business conditions remain difficult” (IBM).

Everyone talks about technology as much as they do (including

here) because this was the driver of the bubble, this was (and still

remains) where the majority of investor dollars are flowing

(when one looks at daily volume figures), and it is still expected

to be the driver of the recovery. All I hear regarding the latter,

though, is the same downbeat reality check. Revenues are off a

whopping 20-40% from bubble highs and it will be some time

before those same levels are attained again.

But when it comes to the stock market and valuations, it is hoped

that the orderly decline of the past two weeks is recognition of

the fact that equity prices simply need more time to catch up with

fundamentals. And only when that day arrives should we all be

talking about a new bull market. In the meantime, go outside,

play catch with your kids, walk the dog (I hope you didn”t forget

to do this the past few years), and read a good history book.

Even I will turn outright bullish one of these days – I”m capable

of doing so, you know; it will just take more time.

Beware of Falling Confidence

On the economic front, while manufacturing is stabilizing, with

hopes for a more pronounced upturn as store shelves and sales

rooms are restocked following a rapid depletion of inventories,

you nonetheless have key areas not cooperating, like in the case

of still declining machine tool orders. And for those looking for

a quick return to rising corporate profits, remember that capacity

utilization now sits at 74.4%, the lowest such level since April

1983. Ergo, there remains zero pricing power.

But perhaps more importantly, last week I mentioned how some

like PIMCO”s Bill Gross are increasingly worried about the

plight of the U.S. dollar. Foreign cash pouring into our financial

markets helped fuel the great stock and bond rally, as well as

financing a huge chunk of Uncle Sam”s debt. Now foreign

involvement is sliding, with most experts pointing to concerns on

the economic front in the U.S., as well as problems outside our

borders.

I would submit to you, however, that a longstanding wild card in

this space, an increasing lack of confidence in Corporate

America and our markets may well be the trigger that pricks the

dollar bubble.

About two weeks ago, Merrill Lynch”s Richard Bernstein

commented on the infuriating reliance on “pro-forma”

accounting, which excludes all manner of charges while

attempting to hide the truth. “(It) makes the U.S. appear

increasingly like an emerging market.” And it obviously doesn”t

help when a high-profile company like Enron, as well as its

auditors, will undoubtedly be found guilty of criminal conduct.

And don”t you know there are more cases like this to follow (see

Imclone).

Yes, sports fans, dollar followers have far more to worry about

than the fate of the U.S. economy. A growing lack of confidence

in our financial markets will be the feature of choice for

publications nationwide. And while capitalism has proven to be

far and away the best system man has created, history is also

replete with examples of when it stumbled. The best broad-

based one is the story of the 1920s and the resulting Depression.

Market historian Charles Kindleberger described it as “the

greatest era of crooked high finance the world has ever known.”

Of course it all ended badly back then and while I certainly don”t

forecast similar tidings, the current environment is full of

individuals who seem determined to place themselves in the

history books of tomorrow. We”ll be watching carefully and

remember, too, there is a war going on – cash is not trash.

Street Bytes

–For the week the Dow Jones lost 2.6% to close at 9771, while

Nasdaq declined 4.6% to the 1930 level. It was the first time the

indexes both declined two weeks in a row since prior to 9/11.

The aforementioned earnings pronouncements, and reduced

expectations going forward, were the primary culprits.

–U.S. Treasury Yields

6-mo. 1.69% 2-yr. 2.85% 10-yr. 4.88% 30-yr. 5.35%

On the whole the bond market was largely unchanged, the

exception being a 14-basis point (0.14%) rise in the 2-year. The

news on producer (wholesale) and consumer prices was good and

we can now put the numbers to bed for 2001.

PPI: -1.8% CPI: +1.1%

The decline in the PPI was the largest since 1986, when the index

fell 2.3%. But in both ”86 and ”01, the more visible CPI still

managed an increase (in ”86 it rose 1.1%). I bring this up

because there are two topics that are continually on the

backburner with analysts, the dollar and deflation. Neither one

has been an issue yet, and regarding the latter I argue we still

need to see ”real” declines in CPI (with real declines in wages)

for more than a few months before I”m sold on the deflation

story. But should it come to pass, the last thing you want to be in

is stocks. Actually, under this scenario, you also don”t want to

have recently purchased your dream home or bought a Renoir,

for that matter.

–Enron: Well, last November and early December I certainly

laid out the potential problems here and on 12/1 I brought up the

issue of criminal behavior. On 11/24 I also said the relationship

President Bush (and now you can include Bush 41 as well) had

with Kenneth Lay would hurt him. Thus far, however, it still

appears officials in the administration did nothing wrong. It is

telling, though, to watch the various political talk shows. For

example, last Saturday I witnessed the most heated discussion I

ever saw on the “Capitol Gang” when the subject of Enron was

broached, while “This Week” devoted its full hour to the scandal

and Tim Russert started off “Meet the Press” with, “Was there

any official wrong doing by the Bush administration?” Needless

to say, if there was, we”ll find out.

At the same time, I get a kick out of my own senator here in New

Jersey, Democrat Jon Corzine, Mr. Wall Street. He”s getting a

lot of airplay because of the whole 401(k), financial planning

angle to the story and his job history. So he knows what he”s

talking about, right? Wrong. This numskull (haven”t used this

word in ages, but I didn”t want to fallback on ”idiot”) is running

around saying that Bush officials should have warned the public

last October that something was amiss when they were being

called by Enron representatives. This is so insane, and out of

touch with reality, that it”s laughable. Oh well, you get what a

majority of the people vote for, I guess. Sometimes democracy

doesn”t work.

I”m also going to stick by my promise not to rehash the details of

the case since it”s all now so public these days. For the archives,

though, it is incredible that in 4 of the last 5 years Enron didn”t

pay any federal taxes. Put hoods over the executives” heads, ship

them to Guantanamo, and give them a prayer rug. They”ll need

it.

–Energy: Crude prices finished the week at $18.00, the lowest

weekly close since November 16. Inventories continue to rise as

winter is a no-show. We didn”t get one prolonged brutal stretch

of cold at any point in December or January (the month is over in

my book, especially looking at the forecasts) in the resource

guzzling northeast and thoughts are already turning to the

summer driving season if you are an energy producer. And for

those pinning hopes on OPEC”s recent production cuts, consider

this. All the news from non-OPEC Russia is about its own oil

and gas companies operating full bore. As for my own

remaining holdings, while still up, I ate gruel all week.

–Valuation: While rational behavior is working its way into the

price action of once high-flyers, there are some stories I still just

don”t get. For example, Yahoo. This week they announced

better than expected earnings and forecast 7-10 cents per share

for all of 2002. O.K., let”s call it 10. Then on Thursday,

Yahoo”s share price hit $20. So let”s get a price / earnings

multiple, shall we? $20 divided by 10 cents is – holy Toledo!

200!

“But, but, Mr. Science, this is a growth story,” mumbled some

supporter out in left field. What growth story?

2000 revenues: $1.1 billion

2001 revenues: $717 million

2002 revenues: $750-800 million (company projection)

Now I like Yahoo as much as the rest of you, and Yahoo and

eBay ($60 divided by 2002 projection of 70 cents is 86!) are

more than just Internet survivors. But what are people thinking

when they buy them at these levels? Do they realize what the

margin of error is going forward? It”s a centimeter, a penny, and

the next time one of these disappoints the share price will be

halved faster than you can say “Kenny Boy.”

[I”ll have more on this topic next week when I”ve given analysts

a chance to readjust their sights on some of the biggest names

that have reported.]

–Argentina: President Duhalde is pulling out all the

protectionist, anti-American rhetorical flourishes in order to shift

blame for his country”s economic calamity. So I wouldn”t

recommend wearing a New York Yankees cap or t-shirt down in

Buenos Aires anytime soon, unless you want your face ripped

off. And here”s a good example of how badly foreign investors

will be hurt (on top of the $350 mm and $450 mm write-downs

that J.P. Morgan and Citigroup, respectively, took this week).

Spanish-based oil company Repsol (which owns Argentina”s

largest producer) is going to be hit to the tune of $900 million

over the next 5 years, due to a new tax imposed on oil exports.

Said a Repsol official, “They are sticking their hands in the

pockets of many who came to the country to invest in good faith

when nobody else wanted to.” Lastly, in a survey of locals, half

said they would leave the country if they could. [New York

Times]

–Remember when we couldn”t get enough of how smart

America”s business leaders were? Remember?

–With Congress now back in session it is hoped that some

enlightened lawmakers will finally put the asbestos issue to rest.

This week Halliburton announced it was going to fight all the

cases against it (risky, but we applaud the guts), while giants like

Dow and 3-M were victims of bear raids on their stocks due to

perceived asbestos exposure to litigation. In the case of Dow and

its Union Carbide subsidiary, for the period January – October

there were an average of 31 new asbestos filings a month. Then

in November the number skyrocketed to 400 and in December

905 [UBS Warburg / Reuters]. This is ambulance chasing at its

worst.

–A piece in Business Week noted that the average household

budgets $120 per month for entertainment spending on cable and

the Internet. This is important when it comes to the cost of

broadband. Above a certain level, people just won”t subscribe to

it. Of course I muse that if the price has to come down, but the

providers still have the same massive debt levels, we have a

problem.

–For those of you who tire of Jim Cramer, in researching a

different piece I stumbled on this comment of his from 1/23/01,

wherein Cramer was speaking of the tech sector. “Things will be

better six months from now. And it is why EMC is probably a

buy up to 85 this morning because it is one of a handful of stories

that seems downright bulletproof right now.”

Nothing against EMC, but the stock one year later is less than

$16. This is also an example of why I don”t like to mention my

own specific recommendations in this space.

–Federated Department Stores is selling its Fingerhut mail order

and online retailing operation, thereby eliminating 6,000 jobs.

Not exactly a ringing endorsement of e-tailing. And you”re all

now aware of Kmart”s burgeoning problems. Tens of thousands

of jobs are at stake here.

–Barron”s is running its annual “roundtable” and noted investor

Art Samberg made the following comment on the bubble.

“In the 1990s the whole game was that corporate management

was instructed by Wall Street. You had a printed number

(earnings), and you had to beat that number. If you did that

consistently there would be less volatility in your stock, all the

volatility would be to the upside and your cost of capital would

be cheaper. And guess what? It worked extraordinarily well

from 1994 to 2000.” Then it all reversed.

Samberg also said of the current environment in general, “I”m

frightened of investing…There is a lot of unwarranted risk in the

market.”

–Also in the Barron”s roundtable was the following comment

from Marc Faber, who while hanging his hat in Hong Kong has

made some prescient calls on the U.S. market the past few years.

“The booms in car sales and housing will come to a bitter end.”

–Merrill Lynch”s new chief strategist, Richard Bernstein, is a

huge improvement over his predecessor. Of course Bernstein

has correctly been cautious the past few years, which is why we

like him around these parts, and this week he garnered loads of

publicity for his cut in Merrill”s recommended allocation to

stocks for its model portfolio from 60 to 50 percent, while

increasing the bond position from 20 to 30 (the balance being in

cash). Valuations remain “extreme” and may have crossed back

into bubble territory with the post-9/11 rally, Bernstein

proclaims.

–Tyco (G.E. Jr.) keeps getting slammed because of persistent

rumors of accounting irregularities. But late Friday the company

announced it was holding a meeting for analysts on Tuesday to

set the record straight. News of this was the catalyst for a big

rebound in the share price, though it remains well off its highs

and its earnings pronouncements have been less than rosy.

–Finally, CNBC has launched a new promotional campaign

featuring its anchors. In it, one of them (all of 26) says, “The

biggest mistake would be to count out the American investor.”

You know he”s right.

“Hit me…(thump)…hit me…(thump)…hit me…”

International

India / Pakistan: Those who have criticized Secretary of State

Colin Powell hopefully will be singing a different tune in the

near future. IF war can be averted between these two, he will

deserve a large portion of the credit.

President Musharraf of Pakistan gave a truly extraordinary

speech lat weekend. “The day of reckoning has come,” he told

his people. “Do we want Pakistan to become a theocratic state

(where government is deemed to be divinely inspired)? Or do

we want Pakistan to emerge as a dynamic Islamic welfare state?”

[You can view more of the speech on my “Hott Spotts” link.]

Musharraf has guts, I”ll give him that, and he has launched an

authentic crackdown on the religious schools, the madrassas.

Pakistan can”t allow the terrorists to operate “a state within a

state,” he said.

But, of course, he has to play to different constituencies, so he

reiterated his nation”s hard line on Kashmir. [After studying the

history of the situation, I”m on the Pakistani / Islamic side here.

India has never held the free elections it vowed to do when the

region was carved up over 50 years ago. But that also doesn”t

mean they should blow themselves up over it.]

For its part, India focused on Kashmir and maintains that

Musharraf must still turn over about 20 terrorists on India”s list.

This is the true sticking point. But bottom line, war can be

averted if Powell and the respective leaders can get the two sides

to “stand down.” We have to get back to the point where a

terrorist attack killing 5 in New Delhi is viewed as just another

event, and not the trigger to disaster.

Turkey: Prime Minister Ecevit rolled into Washington with high

hopes and, instead, the Bush administration gave him the shaft.

Oh sure, both leaders said the right things but the fact is he goes

home empty-handed.

At least his arrival spurred some editorials and op-ed pieces.

Turkey? Oh yeah, they are kind of important so maybe I”ll write

a canned piece, which is what we mostly received. I end up this

week less optimistic that the West ”gets” what a huge opportunity

it has to begin to reshape the Islamic world. Hell, the U.S. didn”t

even commit to paying for Turkey”s eventual leadership of the

Afghan peace-keeping force.

There are two important issues when discussing Turkey. First,

regarding the economy, I don”t necessarily disagree with those

who feel we should stop the flow of IMF dollars to Ankara and

that the only way for the nation to get out of its economic mess is

to do it on its own. These folks (like the Journal”s editorial

board) point to countries like Russia, which left to its own

devices seems to be finding a workable formula, while former

IMF wards like Argentina go down the crapper. Yes, Turkey has

to eventually find its own way, but now isn”t the time to totally

abandon them and the IMF has had successes, as in Brazil and

South Korea. [Turkey will receive more IMF aid but no

additional U.S. support in the way of trade. And this newly

formed economic committee between the two is a sham.]

But when it comes to the foreign policy side of the story, we

should be wholeheartedly embracing the secular government and

its kick-ass military. Some bleeding hearts say, oh, Turkey is so

strict with those who want to openly practice Islam. Tough.

And praise Allah for this. It”s a new world, boys and girls, a

return to the days of Jeanne Kirkpatrick, whether you like it or

not. Some “rights” may be trampled on but as long as those

cracking down are on our side, I say, roll on.

Two other items on Turkey: The controversy over the Ottoman

castle that Saudi Arabia destroyed in Mecca is growing in

intensity. This week a Saudi government-controlled newspaper

(I guess they all are) criticized Turkey”s ambivalent attitude

towards Muslims, as well as its ties to Israel. See last paragraph

for my reaction to this. Meanwhile, 300 Turks marched in

Ankara shouting “Down with the Saudi dictatorship.”

And on the peace front, Greek and Turkish Cypriot leaders are

stepping up the pace of negotiations. A true breakthrough here

would be a huge positive for the entire region.

Saudi Arabia: Speaking of the guys who I wish were under a new

Ottoman regime, according to the Washington Post, Saudi rulers

want the U.S. military to find another home for its major Gulf

operations. While this isn”t a huge surprise, some congressional

leaders have been increasingly calling for the U.S. to do the same

because of a real lack of cooperation from the Saudis post-9/11.

Over the coming weeks this will become a much bigger deal.

Afghanistan: While fashion types are all agog over interim leader

Hamid Karzai and his stylish dress, the bottom line is that his

country”s warlords are as bad as ever and the U.S., for instance,

is rightfully miffed that dirtball Pashtun leaders are not

cooperating in the hunt for Taliban and al Qaeda. Unfortunately,

actions like these only prolong direct U.S. involvement.

Israel: I saw the following headline in the Star-Ledger

newspaper. “Arafat says Israel wants all Palestinian leaders

dead.” This was Thursday, before the latest horrific attack. I”d

say he”s very perceptive. And you”re not likely to see me

disagree with regards to Israeli actions going forward.

Iran: Early in the week a reformist figure in parliament was

imprisoned by the clerics. The House Speaker then quit, saying,

“I announce that the judiciary (the clerics) has committed

aggression against parliament.” Two days later, supreme leader

Ayatollah Khamenei pardoned the man. And so it goes, back

and forth, as Iran”s revolution claws its way to a final

denouement.

China: The commies are upset that Taiwan has put “Issued in

Taiwan” in English on its passports, which China interprets as a

step toward independence. [It currently says “Republic of

China” on the document.] Of course China is offering Taiwan

the same arrangement it has with Hong Kong, “one country, two

systems.” For its part, Taiwan appears to be inching towards

declaring formal statehood.

Nicholas Kristof had an interesting op-ed piece in the Times

Friday, his opinion being the U.S. should be increasingly worried

about China”s “chip-on-the-shoulder nationalism.” While

Kristof wasn”t addressing the passport issue, he could just as well

have been. What you and I may view as small problems are

highly magnified between the two sides in this potential conflict,

let alone the broader, more dangerous issue of China”s relations

with its other neighbors, as well as the U.S.

[As I go to post, I am just learning of the plane delivered to

China for use by President Jiang Zemin. Reports are that it

contained 27 listening devices (it was built by Boeing). While I

don”t like to comment unless I have more facts, if this is true, it

should send chills down your spine. It did mine when I first

heard this an hour ago. It would be a mistake on our part of

disastrous proportions.]

Philippines: Over 600 U.S. forces will soon be on the main rebel

island, but there is enough opposition to our presence that they

may never see action. Over 20 Philippine soldiers and rebels

were killed this past week as former policemen, who had gone

over to the side of the Muslim extremists, started firing on the

military.

Colombia: First, peace talks broke off between the U.S.-backed

government and the rebels. Then a ceasefire was declared, but

hours later rebels blasted through a prison, freeing 39 of their

comrades. The peace talks started up again and now President

Pastranas has set a new deadline for a ceasefire.

Balkans: According to U.S. News, U.S. and French special ops

forces are close to launching a climactic mission to arrest

Bosnian Serb leaders Radovan Karadzic and Ratko Mladic. For

six years these two have avoided being brought to justice, solely

because of fears of casualties on the allied side since both

dirtballs have heavily armed guards. Now, President Bush and

French President Chirac agree the time has come. [However, the

incident on Friday, where the U.S. arrested some suspected al

Qaeda members in Sarajevo after they were set free by the

Bosnian courts (on purpose), with the large Muslim

demonstration over the action that followed, may force a delay

on the U.S. / French mission.]

Zimbabwe: The 14-nation Southern African Development

Community got together, grilled President Mugabe behind closed

doors and emerged to say Mugabe had promised fair elections

(March 9-10). Africa”s leaders are such a bunch of bumbling,

corrupt idiots. Let”s face it, Mugabe needs to be removed.

Germany: The parliamentary elections are not until September

but it is clear already that unless the economy picks up here,

Chancellor Schroeder will lose to the conservative Edmund

Stoiber. Stoiber hails from Bavaria, that bastion of anti-

immigrant fervor, and he has said things like, “With 4.3 million

unemployed, we can”t have more foreign workers coming to

Germany.” Of course when you look at the demographics and

the dearth of newborns in much of Europe, the only way the

continent will grow over the long-term is through immigration.

Admittedly, though, this creates its own tensions, as I have long

argued in this space. Europe has a history, you know. A real

lousy one. [Though I love the artwork!]

Russia: Sorry, I need to hold off on my analysis for another

week.

Random Musings

–The BBC led off its broadcast the other day with a story on

how U.N. human rights groups were concerned at how the al

Qaeda prisoners were being treated at Guantanamo. Of course

this is one of the infuriating features of the network, the leftist tilt

it often takes, but it also covers the world far better than our own

do so you put up with the bad to view the good. As to the issue

itself, thankfully, the vast majority of the American people don”t

give two hoots about how we treat those who seek to kill us.

–I liked this comment by Capitol Hill newsletter writer Charles

Cook on Senator Lieberman. “Lieberman is good at appearing as

though he”s earnestly seeking the truth rather than seriously

exploiting a situation – even if he is seriously exploiting a

situation.”

–I”m anxious to watch Alan Keyes”s new show on MSNBC

(10:00 PM weeknights). But my guess is that after two weeks,

he”ll have the show cancelled because no one will want to be his

guest. There is simply no way you can win a debate with him,

he”s just too good.

–Historian Victor Davis Hanson, author of a new book, “Culture

and Carnage: Landmark Battles in the Rise of Western Power,”

wrote an important piece in the current issue of American

Heritage. Among some of his comments:

“Instead of parading pictures of bin Laden in the streets, the

Taliban would have done better to study the history of the names

of the American ships off their shores: USS Peleliu, Enterprise,

and Roosevelt.”

And…

“The civilians of Afghanistan are in large part noncombatants,

but they are not all completely innocent…Our goal is not only to

replace the Taliban and dismantle terrorist networks but also, by

the annihilation of the Afghanistan government, to teach the

misguided and misled in the region that when they let slip the

dogs of war against America, it can be a dangerous thing indeed.

Only that way will they be vigilant in the future against

firebrands who want to take their countries down the same

disastrous path as did the Taliban.”

–Ordinarily I dismiss anything written by Paul Krugman of the

New York Times, but his piece this week on the Carlyle Group, a

defense holding company which features former Defense

Secretary Frank Carlucci, should give Republicans pause,

particularly since Bush 41 appears to be enmeshed in this

example of “crony capitalism” run amok.

–William Safire on Enron and the auditors: “These no-account

accountants seem to forget the ”p” in C.P.A. means ”public.””

–Dear Chairman of Wal-Mart:

My friend Jimbo, age 43, finally went into his first store the other

day and he can”t stop telling me just what a great shopping

experience it was. I mean to say, it”s getting mighty

tiresome…emails, phone calls. So please, Mr. Chairman, please

give Jimbo a commercial. He”ll do a fine job for your company.

–Congratulations to the “Today Show” for its 50 years. And

kudos to 93-year-old Pat Weaver (father of Sigourney, by the

way) for creating this great program.

–If it”s January, that means it”s time for Jesse Jackson to appear

on Wall Street for his annual shakedown, disguised as the

Rainbow / Push Coalition. Actually, come to think of it, Jackson

and Wall Street are made for each other.

–Drought Watch…exclusively on StocksandNews.

Forget this little weekend storm in the mid-Atlantic, sports fans,

the drought in the New York area, in particular, is only getting

worse, as reservoirs at last reading were at just 43% when they

should be 79% this time of year. And Harry K. up in Canada

reports that the St. Lawrence Seaway faces a summer crisis of its

own.

Stay informed…read “Drought Watch” each and every week.

–There is no truth to the rumor that Martha Stewart is going to

be selling her line of merchandise on StocksandNews now that

Kmart is near collapse. Frankly, I”m scared of the woman.

–Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta. Now there”s a dim

bulb for you. But couldn”t we shift him over to Housing and

Urban Development, and then finally shut that department down

for good?

–Did you see the pictures and videos released by the Justice

Department of those 5 al Qaeda suspects? And folks like

Norman Mineta are not for profiling?

–And how about those al Qaeda members who were found in

Pakistan, attempting to hide under Burkhas while passing

themselves off as women? All I know is that if I see an

individual wearing a burkha at my local grocery store, I”m

tackling them. These days, ask questions later.

–There seems to be a misperception concerning the

StocksandNews “Dirtball of the Year” award. Folks, there is no

cash prize involved. And I”m trying to figure out why three

weeks into 2002 we already have a flock of candidates; like

senior partners at Arthur Andersen, Kenneth Lay, perennial

favorite Robert Mugabe and Yassir Arafat.

–So we now have two new game shows, “The Chair,” and “The

Chamber.” Both participating networks are suing each other for

ripping the other guy off. What”s my idea (which I figure I”d

document here for legal purposes)? “The Cage.” Contestants

will be thrown in one, hooded, fed Fruit Loops, given a prayer

mat, and forced to answer questions from the Koran, all while

U.S. Army Special Ops hover overhead with a daisy-cutter.

–Say a prayer for the folks in Congo.

—–

Gold closed at $283 – the rally fizzled, for the 20th time.

Oil, $18.00

Returns for the week, 1/14-1/18

Dow Jones -2.2%

S&P 500 -1.6%

S&P MidCap -2.2%

Russell 2000 -3.2%

Nasdaq -4.5%

Returns for the period, 1/1/02-1/18/02

Dow Jones -2.5%

S&P 500 -1.8%

S&P MidCap -2.2%

Russell 2000 -2.9%

Nasdaq -1.0%

Bulls 51.6*

Bears 24.7 [Source: Investors Intelligence]

*Last week”s reading of 52.6% on the ”bull” side was the highest

since 7/27/01, when the Dow was at 10416. Back in Feb. ”01,

the bull reading was 61-62% with a Dow of 10864. That”s just

an example of the contrarian nature of the survey. The bear

reading of 22.7 last week was the lowest since 4/3/98, with a

Dow of 8800, on its way to an August ”98 low of 7640 (weekly

closes).

Have a great week. I appreciate your support.

God bless President Bush and the men and women of our armed

forces.

God bless America.

Brian Trumbore