Cheating…and Hurricanes

Cheating…and Hurricanes

Hitting Streaks: Who are the only 4 players to hit in 40 or more

consecutive games since 1900? Answer below.

The Spitter

Many baseball experts say pitchers today have no idea how to

throw a spitball. I wish they did. Maybe we”d see an end to the

obscene homer barrage of the past few years. Anyway,

following are some comments from those who employed it.

Gaylord Perry: “I”d always have (a little grease) in at least two

places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe off one. I

never wanted to be caught out there without anything. It

wouldn”t be professional.”

Whitey Ford: His secret was dropping a saliva-coated ball gently

against the mound while picking up the resin bag. “I was never

caught throwing the mud ball. Usually, by the time the ball hit

the catcher”s mitt, the blow would knock the mud off and it

wouldn”t be detected.”

George Bamberger: “The best way to hide the spitter is to fake

all the tricky stuff – Vaseline behind the knee or under the bill of

your cap – then just spit on your hand when they”re looking at

you. I never did it any other way.”

Joe Niekro: Once, as umpires approached him about doctoring

the ball, he flicked a nailfile to the ground. He was promptly

suspended. Said Joe, “I sometimes have to file my nails between

innings.”

Tommy John / Don Sutton: During a Yankees-Angels game in

1987, Sutton, of the Angels, was blatantly doctoring the ball.

The Yankees television station, WPIX, had the goods on him.

But Yankees manager Lou Piniella did nothing. Watching at

home, owner George Steinbrenner called the dugout, miffed that

Piniella wasn”t making a stink about the situation. “George,”

said Lou, “if I complain about him, they”re going to complain

about John. And Tommy is cheating more than Sutton.”

John outdueled Sutton 3-2, prompting one scout to say, “If

anyone can find one smooth ball from that game, it should be

sent to Cooperstown.”

George Frazier: “I never hid it. I always told opposing hitters I

was going to throw it. ”Anytime I touch my skin, it”s coming.”

So they”d step out and call time and check the ball and, of

course, I wouldn”t have anything on it. Then I”d throw a spitter

on the next pitch.” Billy Martin once told Frazier to use the

spitter or risk getting sent to the minors.

[Source: Steve Politi / Star-Ledger; “Baseball”s Greatest

Quotations,” Paul Dickson]

Hurricanes…clip ”n save!

The season started June 1st. Following are the Ten Deadliest

Hurricanes in the United States. [Before 1953 they weren”t

given names.]

1. Galveston, TX 1900 8,000+ deaths

2. Lake Okeechobee, FL 1928 1,836

3. Florida Keys, southern TX 1919 600

4. New England 1938 600

5. Florida Keys 1935 408

6. Audrey: SW LA., northern TX 1957 390

7. Northeast U.S. 1944 390

8. Grand Isle, LA 1909 350

9. New Orleans, LA 1915 275

10. Galveston, TX 1915 275

Measuring Hurricanes

The (Morley) Saffir – (Homer) Simpson Scale

Category 1

Winds: 74 to 95 mph. Storm Surge: 4 to 5 ft.

Damage: Minimal; shrubbery, mobile homes, signs down.

Good body-surfing.

Category 2

Winds: 96 to 110 mph. Storm Surge: 6 to 8 ft.

Damage: Moderate; some home damage, branches blown down.

Children”s toys left outside blow through neighbor”s picture-

window.

Category 3

Winds: 111 to 130 mph. Storm Surge: 9 to 12 ft.

Damage: Extensive; minor damage to buildings, trees down.

Tee-ball games postponed.

Category 4

Winds: 131 to 155 mph. Storm surge: 13 to 18 ft.

Damage: Extreme; damage to buildings, almost total destruction.

In preparation, Home Depot jacks up cost of plywood sixteen-

fold.

Category 5

Winds: 155+ mph. Storm surge: 18+ ft. Aaghhhhh!

Damage: Catastrophic; ”hurricane” drinks no longer appropriate.

Irving Rudd

The former “press agent” (he didn”t like the term public relations

man) died on Friday. He was a legend in the business. Rudd

always said that he generated the ink that put people in the

stands.

In 1949, he joined the Brooklyn Dodgers and subsequently

devised events such as bat day, camera day, and batboy for a day.

In 1957, when the Dodgers relocated to L.A., Rudd went to work

for Yonkers Raceway. It was here that he staged his most

famous stunt when the raceway reopened in 1958 after being

rebuilt.

As reported by Richard Sandomir in the New York Times,

“Rudd told the painters to misspell it ”Racewya” on a sign next to

the track, which made phone callers inquire, ”Don”t you idiots

know how to spell raceway?” Naturally, photographers and

television cameramen came to record the faux pas, which

generated clippings around the world.”

On sweltering summer days, Rudd said, “We used to go around

to the barns and get a picture of a horse nuzzling one of those

great big cakes of ice. We got a lot of ink that way.”

[I was trying to think of today”s masters at generating publicity

for themselves and I keep coming back to one man…Donald

Trump.]

Hail

Yes, it”s true. Last Thursday, Oakdale, Wisconsin had softball

sized hail.

Bonds vs. Griffey

It”s getting ugly for you Griffey fans. Through Monday”s games:

Bonds (47 games) 24 HR 46 RBI 53 Runs .341 BA

Griffey (56 games) 15 HR 39 RBI 35 Runs .216 BA

Top 3 songs for the week of 6/8/63: #1 “It”s My Party” (Lesley

Gore) #2 “Sukiyaki” (Kyu Sakamoto) #3 “Da Doo Ron Ron”

(The Crystals)

Quiz Answer: Joe DiMaggio, 56 (1941), Pete Rose, 44 (1978),

George Sisler, 41 (1922), Ty Cobb, 40 (1911). The other two

with 40 or more are Willie Keeler, 44 (1897) and Bill Dahlen, 42

(1894). Incidentally, both Sisler and Cobb hit .420 for the season

in which they had their streak.

Next Bar Chat, Friday…The Great Tornado of 1925.