NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO!

With the final episode of Frasier having aired, the season of TV

reruns is upon us. If they can do it on TV, why shouldn”t an

aging sci/tech columnist have the same privilege? Besides, I

need a vacation! It also occurred to me that you recent visitors to

this Web site probably have not delved into the archives to read

my first columns detailing my background for presuming to write

about some of the esoteric subjects I”ve treated. Accordingly,

here is the first column from a year ago on the subject of NO,

Viagra and my high school diploma. Of course, you”ll have to

add a year to any statements concerning my age or age-related

dates.

This is the first in a series of columns dealing either substantially

or peripherally with science, scientists, technology, technologists

or, to be honest, anything that strikes my fancy. The first

question you might have is “Who is this Bortrum fellow?”

Permit me to introduce myself. First, I am “elderly”, 71 years

old to be exact. Readers over 65, were you as dismayed as I was

to find in your Social Security literature the official definition of

“elderly” as being 65 or older? You Boomers in the audience

may be closer than you think to this exalted state!

Second, you might question my educational background to

decide whether or not to trust anything I say regarding scientific

subjects. Let me assure you that I have a high school diploma,

from Mechanicsburg High School in Pennsylvania, awarded to

me just five years ago at age 66. It”s true! Some of us are just

slow learners. Now that I”ve established my academic

credentials, I should warn you that you won”t find the name Allen

Bortrum in the annals of Mechanicsburg High School. Indeed, I

confess right off the bat that I am using a nom de plume. Why?

Am I ashamed of my true name or do I have something to hide?

Nothing so scandalous as to get me impeached, I can say with

confidence. Then, again, Brian would comment that nothing

seems to get anybody impeached and convicted these days!

Actually the reason for using a nom de plume is that, ever since I

took a semester of French at Dickinson College, I have been

fascinated by the sound of the term and always hoped to employ

this device myself. Now, Brian Trumbore has given me this

chance.

This bit on aging is relevant to the scientific topic for today. I

popped into this world shortly after Christmas in 1927, a banner

year in which the pop-up toaster was invented, Lindbergh flew

the Atlantic and sex hormones were discovered. Sex itself, of

course, was discovered considerably earlier. Growing up in the

30”s and 40”s, any words describing virtually any aspects of

sexual activity were frowned upon for public discourse and curse

words and scatological terms were reserved for expressions of

severe disgust, pain, anger or contempt. Indeed, I can remember

the shock to the movie-going public when Clark Gable in “Gone

With the Wind” uttered the line, “Frankly, my dear, I don”t give a

damn.”

Now the whole gamut of such words seem a part of the working

vocabulary of even the typical elementary school kid. We even

see on TV a former presidential candidate and charter member of

the “Greatest Generation” discussing the problem of erectile

dysfunction and, by inference, promoting the benefits of Viagra

in overcoming this problem. On the other hand, this presidential

candidate”s successful opponent is publicly chided for having just

the opposite problem. Is it possible that in both cases the origin

of the problem lies in having too much or too little of a simple

molecule, namely NO? You will recall that we all live in an

atmosphere consisting of nitrogen (N) and oxygen (O) and we

shouldn”t be surprised that the compound NO exists. Indeed,

millions of dollars have been spent in efforts to reduce NO and

other emissions from automobiles to minimize greenhouse

effects.

What is surprising is the role played by NO in regulating our

bodily functions. A recent issue of Chemistry, a publication of

the American Chemical Society, contains an article titled

“Science Says “Yes” to NO”. The gist of the article is that

scientists, after much skepticism concerning early work in the

field, are concluding that NO, an even simpler molecule than

H2O, plays an extremely important role in the human body.

Among its functions is control of the dilation of blood vessels

and therein lies its relation to the problems of our two candidates.

It is believed that the effect of Viagra is to increase the amount of

NO in the penis, thus dilating the blood vessels and allowing

more blood to flow into the penis and promote the solution to the

problem of ED. One can only speculate whether the opposite of

ED (OOED) can result from an excess of this simple molecule

and that the solution is to say “No” to NO?

It is now believed that the well-known effect of nitroglycerine in

relieving the pain of angina is to release NO into the

bloodstream. In this case, NO dilates clogged blood vessels,

allowing the blood to flow more freely and lessen the strain on

the heart. An interesting sidebar to this story concerns Alfred

Nobel, inventor of dynamite and founder of the Nobel Prize. His

recipe for making dynamite involved mixing nitroglycerine with

an appropriate chemical back in the 1890”s. When his doctor

suggested that Nobel take nitroglycerine to relieve his own

angina, Nobel refused, thinking the doctor was crazy to suggest

such a remedy. His reluctance is certainly understandable! It is

only fitting that three of the early workers who demonstrated the

importance of NO shared Mr. Nobel”s prize of nearly a million

dollars last year.

Other roles attributed to NO include regulation of blood pressure,

causing migraine headaches (a counter to OOED), controlling

actions of body orifices, helping the immune system fight

infections, carrying messages between nerve cells and being

linked to memory, sleep, pain and depression. Unfortunately,

NO can be a bad actor under the wrong conditions, possibly

promoting brain damage in certain types of strokes, Lou Gehrig”s

disease, Alzheimer”s disease, etc. Free NO lasts only a second or

so in the body and must rely on other compounds to carry it from

one place to another. In 1992, Science magazine named NO

“Molecule of the Year”. With future work revealing its effects

and ways to promote or inhibit its release in selected sites in the

body, NO could well become the “Molecule of the Millenium”!

Getting back to Viagra and NO, there have been warnings about

its use by men with certain physical problems, one being high

blood pressure. By this time, perhaps 100-200 or so men have

died who were using Viagra if reports in the press are correct.

How many of these would have died without taking Viagra is

unknown and a controlled study with placebos would not be

practical and probably not ethical to boot. We might speculate

that taking a Viagra pill releases the NO more generally, not just

in the penile vicinity. Hence, dilating other blood vessels and

lowering blood pressure as the blood vessels expand. If this

lowering reinforces the effect of other medication taken to lower

blood pressure, it might not be surprising that in some cases the

pressure would go too low and fainting or even death could

result. The old saw, “But what a way to go!”, has to be evaluated

on an individual basis! There promises to be more on NO in the

future.

Allen F. Bortrum