For the week, 3/13-3/17

For the week, 3/13-3/17

“The Days…of Wine and Ro-ses…”

–Andy Williams

Early in the week, as the Nasdaq was tumbling, my friend George

kept asking, “Is this it? Has it topped out?” “No,” I said. And

later in the week it was safe to say that we need more than a

bursting of the biotech bubble to set in motion a decline in the

Nasdaq that lasts more than 3 days. A negative earnings surprise

from Cisco would probably do the trick (but that”s not likely).

The big issue is, what the heck is going to shake consumer

confidence? Of course on Thursday, as the Dow Jones was

registering its largest one-day point gain ever (and by more than

100 points at that), one name kept popping up. Alan Greenspan.

And we all said the same thing. “Alan Greenspan must be

pissed.”

Greenspan is known to read the morning papers in his bathtub. If

I were his wife, Andrea Mitchell, I”d be checking frequently these

days to make sure he hasn”t gone under. Every time this market

hiccups and the Federal Reserve chief thinks he has pricked the

bubble, it comes roaring back.

You see, Alan wants you and I to stop shopping. On Thursday,

as the market melted up (and even my energy-laden portfolio

rose), I told George, “Yup, on Saturday I”m going to the mall.”

And if he were listening, Greenspan would knock his head against

the wall.

And hey, look at the government”s economic releases for the

week. A strong retail sales report coupled with low inflation

numbers. Investment nirvana. Surely the first quarter earnings

reports will be strong (with a few high profile disappointments,

per usual) and mutual fund inflows will continue apace.

But we can”t have that, thought the Grinch. No sirree, we”ll have

no glee.

And as he sits in his tub this Tuesday morning,

Fuming to the point where the water”s near boiling,

The Grinch will scowl and think…

I”ll teach those folks a lesson they won”t soon forget,

Another quarter-point rise will force the fools into debt,

Call for my chauffeur, Andrea…for I have work to do,

And let the common folk cry, boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Or something like that. Actually, the market couldn”t give a

damn what Greenspan and the Fed do this coming Tuesday. And

to me, what”s more important is international affairs and foreign

policy.

What, you ask, is that? Good question. If you were watching

NBC”s Nightly News on Wednesday or Thursday you would have

seen a total of one story that took place outside the U.S., the

murder of the two college kids in Costa Rica which hardly

qualifies as a foreign affairs story.

No, by the time many of you read this the election will have taken

place in Taiwan, Clinton will have started his trip to India and

Pakistan, the Pope will be in the volatile Middle East and, soon

thereafter, we have the Russian election and an important OPEC

meeting. Somewhere herein may lie the seeds for a shock to our

collective system. A wake-up call. A reality check. Maybe that”s

what will finally shake consumer confidence and keep us from the

malls.

Now I have spelled out my end of March scenario in great detail

(and yes, I took liberties with the true definition of the “Ides of

March”) but I just have to add a few thoughts on China / Taiwan.

On my Hott Spotts link I have posted the main points of China”s

white paper on Taiwan. This week Chinese Prime Minister Zhu

Rongji continued the bellicose rhetoric. Regarding the argument

of many in the West (particularly in the U.S.) that China doesn”t

have the military clout to invade Taiwan, Zhu said:

“People making such calculations don”t know about Chinese

history. The Chinese people are ready to shed blood and sacrifice

their lives to defend the sovereignty and territorial integrity of the

mother land.”

The Washington Post spelled out in a lead editorial what has been

my concern. “(President Clinton) should make clear that the U.S.

will defend Taiwan if it is attacked simply for being a democracy.”

I”m convinced we haven”t thought out what we”d do because we

believe the Chinese couldn”t possibly do the unthinkable. Robert

Kagan addressed the issue thusly.

“In its classic form, the psychology of appeasement convinces

peace-loving peoples that any effort to deter a future conflict is

too provocative and therefore too dangerous. The appeasing

nation comes to believe that defenselessness and lack of

preparation for a conflict is not only safer but a sign of maturity.

And then the war starts.”

We should rearm Taiwan, quickly, regardless of the election

results. IF China is going to take Taiwan (again, maybe through a

massive missile strike that forces them to their knees) they will do

so before year end. You and I know Clinton won”t retaliate. If

he can”t shed one life in Kosovo, it would be tough to ask a

couple thousand to give theirs over this island. Just remember,

our economy is at stake here, as well as our guiding principles.

And a quick comment on Clinton”s trip to India and now,

Pakistan. Pakistan is a “nuclear-armed failed state.” Their leader,

General Musharraf, is pitiful and may be losing the support of the

army (already). He could be increasingly desperate and thus,

capable of just about anything regarding India and Kashmir.

And how about the verdict handed down over the child killer in

Pakistan? This man confessed to killing 100 children over the

past few years so the judge sentenced the animal to be strangled,

100 times, with his body cut into 100 pieces and then thrown into

acid. O-kay. Who wants to watch that? Yes, our President felt

compelled to go to this hell on earth. I don”t care how you feel

about Clinton, pray that he comes back from this ill-advised trip.

Market Tidbits:

–The biotech bubble burst this week when the U.S. and Britain

agreed to openly share information on the human genetic pattern.

At word of this agreement, shares in the sector plummeted, many

in the neighborhood of 50% from the highs established just the

previous week. The market was worried that all profit incentive

had been wiped away. So I got a kick out of a statement made by

Todd Dickinson, the U.S. Commissioner of Patents and

Trademarks.

“Nothing has changed on patent law or policy. There is no

reason these stocks should have gone down.”

Well, Todd, maybe the Clinton / Blair communique was really

much ado about nothing. On the other hand, I wouldn”t act like

these stocks deserved to be valued at thousands of times

projected earnings in 2020!

[I, on the other hand, own a biotech stock that actually turns a

profit. However, it fell from $71 to $41 in the blink of an eye. I

obviously had a trigger lock on my trigger finger.]

–The bond market staged a strong rally this week on the belief

that we have nothing to worry about on the inflation front and

that the economy will eventually slow. I don”t agree with the

former and can”t see any evidence of the latter. The PPI and CPI

raw numbers were high due to rising fuel prices, but the market

chooses to focus on the “core” figures, ex- the volatile food and

energy components. On Friday, the 30-year Treasury traded

down below the 6% yield mark for the first time in about six

months.

1-yr. 6.18%, 2-yr. 6.49%, 10-yr. 6.20%, 30-yr. 6.00%

–Last fall, when folks spoke of the huge amount of margin debt,

many would say something like, “It”s not a real problem because

the size is not significant compared to that of the overall market.”

Maybe that was so then. But this is now and margin debt is

absolutely exploding beyond what anyone anticipated. It”s up

87% year-over-year.

In the old days, if you were a financial advisor you sat your client

down and, based on their risk tolerance, might recommend a

portfolio with 60 or 70 percent in equities. I guess you”d tell Mr.

Jones today, “Bob, given your situation, I recommend we put

about 150% of your assets in aggressive growth funds.”

Word to the wise. Do you really know what your true exposure

is? If technology stocks were to tank, in earnest, could you

afford it if your broker calls and says, “Ah, Bob? We need

another $75,000 in your account…pronto.”

–A new expression emerged this week to describe market action,

“Internet time.” It became a clichT in, err, Internet time. I

promise never to use it in this space. Just as you will no longer

see Old vs. New.

–Floyd Norris of the New York Times had a story about all of

the effort the Nasdaq Exchange is expending to promote itself

while, at the same time, it has been delinquent in upgrading their

computer systems to meet future demands, including the coming

decimalization of share prices. To which I would add that I saw a

story concerning Nassau County (Long Island) and the pitiful

state of their finances. On Thursday, New York Governor Pataki

appointed Nasdaq chairman Frank Zarb to head up a committee

that will audit the county”s books. I mean, folks, this is just too

easy. What the heck is Zarb doing getting involved in a time-

consuming venture like this when he clearly has greater

responsibilities at the job he is being paid for?

–On Thursday, Greg Hymowitz was the guest analyst on

CNBC”s “Squawk Box” morning program. Hymowitz has

previously received some grief for touting his favorite issues and

this day was no exception. He mentioned a stock, Aspeon, and it

promptly went from $22 to $28 in a matter of minutes (in pre-

opening trading). It turns out that some poor sap actually rushed

in to buy 1,000 shares at $35 (thanks, George, for this tidbit).

10,000 more shares traded at $31. Then the stock started to slide

and by the end of the day, as both the Dow and Nasdaq were

rocketing higher, Aspeon closed at $21. What was it W.C. Fields

said?

–According to a Wharton School survey, the average outlay for

those who shop online rose 117% from 1997 to 1998 but

increased only 25% in ”99. Which raises the issue, from a retail

standpoint, is the Net just another channel or a leviathan?

Author Michael Lewis weighs in with his own thoughts on the

perception among many that, over time, Internet retailers will be

more profitable than bricks and mortar outfits.

“There is a paradox at the heart of the Internet. It builds better

mousetraps that don”t pay very well. It increases efficiency at the

same time it eliminates the possibility of profit. It has created a

social and economic revolution on the scale of the Industrial

Revolution, with no real economic justification.”

–And now for “Equal Time.” A childhood friend, Jimbo, took

issue with my comments about the Palm Pilot last week and the

fact that Palm Inc. is currently worth more than the whole airline

industry (at least before the Dow Transports took off). Jim

works for Netvendor Inc. (he gave me permission to say this), a

new B2B outfit.

“Palm Inc. should exceed the value of the airline sector! Today,

you can determine the maximum revenue potential in the universe

that all airlines would achieve if they loaded every flight, with

passengers and cargo. Their capacity is finite, and (worse yet) the

potential for growth in the demand for their service is also finite.”

“Yet, there is no limit to the extrapolation of content, community,

and commerce the universe can achieve with a hand held device.

The sky”s the limit.”

Palm Inc. closed the week at $55. Jim may be right but those

fools who bought Palm at $165 (where it traded shortly after its

initial offering) won”t see that price for years. Jim, if I”m wrong I

owe you dinner. You buy the beer.

International Affairs

Russia: The election is just one week away and the supposedly

defeated Chechen rebels continue to wreak havoc on the Russian

army. In one instance 84 of 90 elite paratroopers were killed in a

massacre by some 600 rebels (see my 3/13 Bar Chat). The

funerals were given a very public airing on national TV but did

not harm Vladimir Putin”s presidential bid as he doesn”t face any

real opposition.

In his new book of “interviews,” Putin muses about a return to

monarchy in Russia.

“The sovereign does not have to think whether he will be re-

elected. He can think about the destiny of his people without

being distracted by trifles.”

Kosovo: NATO is increasingly worried the region will explode

again this summer. Albanian fighters have stepped up their

attempts to drive the remaining Serbs out of Kosovo. The Serbs

on the border between Serbia and Kosovo are doing the same to

the Albanians. NATO was forced to launch a very public sweep

of the border area, Thursday, and they have called for more

troops. Kosovo and Iraq will be campaign issues.

Venezuela: The credit rating agencies keep asking the

government, what happened to the oil revenue windfall? This

basket case will never get its act together, especially with an

incompetent leader like Chavez.

Chile: Columnist Donald Kaul had the following observation on

the recent return of former dictator, Gen. Augusto Pinochet.

Pinochet avoided trial in Spain for his past misdeeds when

doctors in Britain claimed he was too ill to stand trial. He had

boarded the plane in London in a wheelchair.

“Then he got to Chile, where he was greeted with a government-

sponsored rally at the airport. He stepped off the plane looking

like Gene Kelly in ”Singing in the Rain.” He refused a wheelchair

and used his cane only to wave to the crowds as he smiled and

greeted supporters. He did everything but drop down on one

knee and sing ”Mammy.””

“He could at least have waited until he got away from the airport

before he showed us what suckers he”d made of us. At least that.

There”d better be justice in the next world because there”s not

much of it in this one.”

Sudan: I have written of our failed and inconsistent foreign

policy, as well as our lack of humanitarian gestures to the African

continent (see Mozambique). Believe me, I”m not saying we

should get involved everywhere but let”s face it, our current

administration is carrying out a racist policy as it pertains to

Africa. Don”t try arguing. Just look at the facts. Case in point,

Sudan.

Almost 2 million people have been killed in Sudan”s civil war.

The slaughter of Christians, in particular, is beyond

comprehension. Franklin Graham, a minister and an aid worker,

wrote a powerful op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal this

week. No one is asking the West to get involved militarily, but

geezuz, we don”t even have trade sanctions against the murderers

who run the government in Khartoum! So President Clinton,

don”t give me this BS about caring about Africa or the less-

developed world (where the trade policies are just the opposite,

too restrictive). We have thousands of our troops bogged down

trying to referee a blood-feud in the Balkans but you won”t even

lead a charge in the U.N. to get the World Court to condemn

Sudan”s president. Graham wrote the following which I hope

doesn”t offend any of you.

“The murder of a father in a dusty village in southern Sudan

grieves a holy God as much as the murder of a young man in an

isolated field in southern Kosovo…If we (the U.S. and the West)

turn a blind eye to the plight of people being mistreated in Africa

or any other part of the world, I believe God will judge this

nation. His hand of blessing could easily and quickly be

removed.”

Iran: On Friday, the U.S. lifted some economic sanctions on Iran,

nothing more than repealing the ban on luxury items (like

overpriced rugs). This is a good olive branch to the moderates

who recently won the parliamentary elections. But we shouldn”t

get our hopes up too much. Last week the moderate President

Khatami”s top aide was shot in the face in broad daylight in front

of hundreds. A message from the hard-liners. But the man

survived.

North Korea: A New York Times report claims that there have

been some positive developments on the diplomatic front between

the North and some of its traditional enemies. I just wanted to

prove I could write something positive…if it”s true, that is.

This Week in Politics

Al Gore and George W. Bush wrapped up their nominations with

the primaries this past Tuesday. All of the early polls show a

contest between the two as being dead even. Speculation now

turns to potential running mates. I say Gore will choose Energy

Secretary Bill Richardson (assuming that oil prices trend down

from current levels by convention time), while Bush will choose

either Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel or Maine Senator Olympia

Snowe. These latter two are simply my personal favorites and the

odds are probably nil for either.

Bush correctly blasted the NRA”s Wayne LaPierre for his

intemperate remarks this week. And I had just praised LaPierre

for his reasoned approach the week before. But don”t get too

fired up over Friday”s decision by Smith & Wesson to voluntarily

adopt new controls. They had previously agreed to much of this

before. However, the S&W offer does give Clinton a political

victory.

Political historian Michael Barone had an interesting item this

week which should give Republicans some hope. When asked

who they”d vote for in the House come November, 43% said

Democrat, 42% Republican (averaged from 8 different polls). In

1998 (when the Republicans lost seats but still retained the

House), 21 polls showed the Dems with a 42-37% advantage.

Al Gore was schmoozing with Jesse Ventura. Great. Meanwhile,

remember the name Betty Lambuth. She is the White House

contractor who claims that back in 1997 the White House

attempted to destroy e-mails dealing with campaign finance issues

and Gore”s alleged phone calls soliciting funds from his office (if

true, illegal).

Finally, Independent Counsel Robert Ray (the man who

succeeded Ken Starr) is set to issue his first report which will

absolve the Clintons of any wrongdoing in the FBI files case. His

reports on the Travel Office firings, Whitewater, and Paula /

Monica will be released later. It would appear that Ray may be

angling to indict Clinton after he leaves office.

Random Musings

–Murders in the Bronx are up 75% in the past year. Clearly, the

police (especially the controversial street crimes unit) are

intimidated by all the negative publicity surrounding cases like

Amadou Diallo”s. But I don”t hear Al Sharpton complaining

about the rising rate. That wouldn”t be good for his agenda.

–Much has been made of the Pope”s apology for the past sins of

the Catholic Church. It just needs to be noted that I covered all

of this in the February 9 edition of Bar Chat.

–The San Antonio Spurs Sean Elliott played in his first game this

week after receiving a kidney transplant just 7 months earlier.

–But elsewhere in Texas, there is the case of the little boy in

Houston who lost his arm to his uncle”s pet tiger. The arm was

reattached but what the heck is the deal with the tiger? It is

perfectly legal to keep tigers as pets in Texas, sick to begin with,

but also to keep them in cages that look like they are 8 X 10.

Unbelievable. And one look at this kid”s extended family and I

knew they weren”t my target audience.

–Expect a devastating drought this year in the Midwest and parts

of the South. At least that”s what the weather folks are telling us.

–Last Sunday”s “60 Minutes” segment with Timothy McVeigh

was a bit unsettling. I”ll leave it at that.

–The U.K. company that cloned Dolly the sheep, cloned a pig for

the first time and this pig then gave birth to 5 identical piglets,

one of whom was named “Dotcom.” Poor guy. I would never do

that to a piglet.

–Once again, the sheriff in Columbine proved to be an insensitive

ass by releasing his office”s final report on the Columbine tragedy

without first discussing it with the victims” parents.

–7.1 million families in America now have a net worth in excess

of $1 million vs. 3.5 million in 1994.

–Am I the only one who is increasingly offended by all of these

radio advertisements for Viramax and other solutions for an

improved sex life? I mean, geezuz, what the heck do we allow

this trash on the air for? Can”t a kid just grow up and play wiffle

ball without trying to figure this stuff out before it”s time?

–You know what ticks me off (#433)? It”s when there is an

incident like the murder of the two American college students in

Costa Rica and someone stands up (like the dean of Antioch

College where one of the girls attended) and says, “The girls

would not want their legacy to be the death of foreign studies.”

Yeah, right. More likely, they”re upstairs thinking, “I wish we

had stayed home.”

–U.S. News had a horrifying cover story this week on turning 40.

As one who is about to turn 42, I took note of some of the

following:

-The percentage that complex reasoning ability slows between

age 30 and 50 is 7.2%.

-The amount the typical 40-year old has shrunk since 30 is five-

eighths of an inch. Aagh!

-The remaining life expectancy for a 40-year old is 38.4 years.

That means I better get cracking if I”m going to write that

Broadway musical based on the songs of Petula Clark.

-At age 42, Shakespeare wrote Macbeth. I write Bar Chat.

-But since I”m not quite 42, I took solace in the fact that at age

41, Mao started the Red Army”s Long March (1934). Well now

I”m fired up. O.K. men, line up. We”re marching to the Short

Hills Mall!!

Gold closed at $285. The Bank of England will perform its last

of five gold sales on March 21.

Nymex Crude Oil, $30.91. Clinton is announcing some steps

today, Saturday, that I guarantee will be ineffective.

Returns for the week, 3/13-3/17

Dow Jones +6.7%

S&P 500 +5.0%

S&P Midcap +0.6%

Russell 2000 -4.8%

Nasdaq -5.0%

Returns for the period, 1/1/00-3/17/00

Dow Jones -7.8%

S&P 500 -0.3%

S&P Midcap +9.5%

Russell 2000 +13.9%

Nasdaq +17.9%

Bulls 52.3%

Bears 29.0%

*Dr. Bortrum has been writing some scary stuff on bacteria lately.

If you want to have nightmares of tainted shellfish and other

disasters, check it out.

Brian Trumbore